Be me

maybe tomorrow

orgyginal

hey im not a cuck you baka pathetic nazi whito gaijin piggo
>get a job
how should i explain to my potential employer the gaping emptiness on cv due to my unemployment gap
>inb4 go flip bugritz in mcdonals
i've never cooked in my whole pathetic life

ok faggot, Im going to tell you how to fill your time and maybe even get money on the side and find a purpose:

Jow Forums.org/ic

go there, learn to draw. draw porn, sell comissions, get money. keep drawing, keep getting better, develope yourself, youve got the time now, even if you are a brainlet, you can up your skills.

>no skills
I don't think I have any real skills either
>can't cook
check
>can't drive
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>semi autist
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>lacks empathy check
It's really nothing special to be like that. I only passed the interview - which is easily the worst part of getting a job - for my shitty first job because I prepared for it in advance, I got some actual social skills from working there, but I'd rather call it "knowing what to say in certain situations" than actual social skills because I still find it such a chore to talk to people. I work nights at a supermarket now and it's ok, it's closed so I only have to deal with co-workers which isn't too bad, ideal hours for an autist anyway. Also before I got my first job I applied to so fucking many and got ignored as well but I got lucky in the end, it just takes persistence. I would have pussied out from interviews if I didn't have my parents urging me to find a job, maybe you don't have that...

I actually miss being a NEET sometimes but I was lazy as fuck and never got anything done while I was one anyway, at least I have money now and some basic human interaction, even met a couple of people who like anime.

Get a dog.
>constant company
>responsibility
>something to show affection to
>makes you go out more
>your dog will go over to other dogs and you end up talking to the owner

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Exercise will probably help as it gives you a sense of achievement. I'm not a neet but when I'm bored or feeling down a good walk helps.

cool thanks
i used to freelance as a graphic designer mainly vector designs so this might work out for me
that sounds really comfy user
wish i could get a job like yours
i'll feel fulfilled finally
my issue is my neet/unemployment gap
how do i explain this to the interviewer?
>if I didn't have my parents urging me to find a job, maybe you don't have that...
yes they're too kind to my unemployed lazy ass i love them so much

im not a good pet owner
my mom used to have a pet dog and i overfed him
he got so fat he died of heart attack
not kidding didnt know that it could happen to dogs too

does it really work user?
if i suddenly go outside to take a walk my parents would either break out in tears of joy or get worried and would probably think im going to finally off myself

Life is a roguelike game, and you went for a neet build. Now you realize that this build is not viable. I'm not sure if you can somehow turn your character into another class so late into the game user.
Your life is one of these wacky builds people try sometimes.

>how should i explain to my potential employer the gaping emptiness on cv due to my unemployment gap
Just lie on your resume? Think they will check your permanent record? Lmao wagecucking is shit though, would not recomend.

honestly bro, re read what you just said.
you don't realize there's a problem there?

If it's a low skilled job like mine then there's a high chance they won't even ask you that, I never got asked why I didn't do anything for 4 years at least. Your only option is to bullshit it, you could pretend you actually spend your time studying or say you went traveling or something. I've noticed people giving advice on here tend to go for the latter.

>who else is like this?
Me. At this point, my only hobbies are exercising, watching porn, browsing the internet and playing Rock Band on my PlayStation 2.

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>clicking refresh
newfags like yourself deserve to be gassed

being a neet is awesome, where are the wageslave haters now? neets have a life of ascension in everything and everyone is jealous of them, you surely jest OP

i like the refresh button more than the update button
change my mind

>using either of those
newfags like yourself deserve to be gassed

>4 years watching chinese cartoons
did you try learning chinese?

yes i picked up a bunch of cantonese during those 4 years time skip arc
like arigathanks, yamete and sumimachine
im going to work until my balls drop then fly to asiatown and fuck my anime waifu then live happily ever after
that's my goal now
watch me

am also gonna sex your waifu

No longer NEET as of today, but otherwise the same. The fact is, my previous job made me even more of a recluse than I was before. I had social anxiety but it's that job which gave me crippling trust issues. So not being a NEET anymore actually makes me dread what's going to happen next. But I digress.

>Just lift.
Lifting just feels even more pathetic. You work so hard all day every day, and if you're not roided as fuck, you get mediocre progresses at best. And for what? Who are you trying to impress? Worse, family (the only people whom I still have contact with) mock me for it, calling it an obsession and likening lifting to being a hamster on a wheel, or a monkey at a zoo.

>Talk to people.
How? Who? Where?

>Stop being a faggot.
If I were a faggot I'd probably not be anywhere near as lonely as I am now.

>Hobbies I don't like are unhealthy escapism
>Hobbies I like are not
???

Taking walks can absolutely help. It increases oxygen access to the brain, which improves cognitive abilities. The light exercise also helps the flow of blood which improves heart and blood vessel conditions, further impacting cognition positively. It's in no way a miracle cure, though. It can be helpful to clear recurring sadness however (not to be confused with depression).

>what do you guys suggest i do now? besides look for a job and justliftbroeverythingwillbebetter meme

except it's not a meme. Those are the first two things you should be doing. Nobody wants to be friends with some boring person who does literally nothing for themselves..

One of the main causes of depression is a lack of meaning and purpose. You have no purpose. You have nothing to live for and are unfulfilled. Video Games and movies can simulate the feeling over overcoming a trial and accomplishing something, but it's only a temporary illusion that does not satisfy you long term. Instead you merely get addicted and need to keep moving from one thing to the other. You need something in your life meaningful to do, something that you can accomplish and focus on. A trial to overcome or something to keep you preoccupied that yields results.

First thing you should do is at least get a part time job. Even 16 hours a week. It can be anywhere and anything (literally a fucking retard with one hand can get hired at kroger) but have something to force you to get up in the morning. And then find something you are passionate about and pursue it. If you don't know what you want to do then try shit and see what sticks. If you suck at everything then practice it until you are good. No one is born good at shit, if you do nothing you will be good at nothing. Skill develops naturally by doing something over and over again. And start doing other things to improve your life. Learning to drive would be a good goal to set for yourself. It's a thing you can accomplish. Learn to cook, just look up some simple recipes that look okay to eat then try them out. Exorcise and get into shape. It won't solve all your problems but it will help.

And you need to have a big goal to pursue. Even if you don't accomplish it, the act of chasing it will help improve your life. What do you WANT to be.

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>And you need to have a big goal to pursue.
This I tend to agree with. I don't know if it's entirely true because after the early days, interest is no longer aimed directly at this goal (sort of like burnout I guess) but if nothing else, whenever a decision point arises, this goal can be used to make a choice, which will help you move your life forward.