He still sleeps in a virgin bed

>he still sleeps in a virgin bed
By sleeping in a single bed you are announcing to anyone who sees your room, that you have never, and will never, have sex.

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>not sleeping in a hammock
Doing it wrong.

The Virgin Twin
The Chad California King

>implying anyone will ever see my room
Double beds are far too sweaty to sleep in

>sleep in big bed
>feel the emptiness next to you all night

>Sleeps on mound of 6 sleeping bags
The virgin Twin
The Kissless California King
The Alpha-Chad hobo nest

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Chad's don't worry about this, dude. Do you really think that the average Chad gives a fuck about how big his bed is? No! In fact, he'd rather have a small bed so he doesn't have to cuddle after sex.

I've recently got myself a double-bed. The extra space is nice but it's overrated.

You're not a real robot if you don't just sleep on a mattress dropped on the floor with cum-stained sheets and a blanket you've had since you were 12

That's bullshit. Dorm rooms have single beds and plenty of people fuck in dorms.

>anyone who sees your room
How many people is that gonna be?

jokes on you fagget i've slept with many chicas in a twin bed and even had two long term sexually active relationships... in a twin bed lmao at your utter retardation

>not having AT LEAST a queen size for your SO to enjoy
you guys are not even trying

It's you're forced to snuggle you mong, the beds you see in porn are not typical you fucking virgin.

>not having a king sized bed so your wife and your wife's boyfriend can all sleep comfortably together
It's almost like you don't even WANT to be an adult!

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I have a superking to myself

>being this cucked

Big beds are just more work to set neatly. Besides, real alphas don't care about giving women space and let them sleep hugging us or on the ground.

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I've slept with 3 girls in my single bed though

Here is one before you call me a larp

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I sleep on my couch.

my gf hates my twin bed. it gets really hot and cramped when we sleep in my room (doesn't help that i have just one tiny ass window) but I'm too lazy to figure out how to get rid of it and get a new one.

"figure out"???????? literally throw it away and get a new one off craigslist for free/cheap

Buy a pair of bolt cutters and a stanley knife and take the thing apart.