Tfw no kyoot beanie gf

>kyoot
>beanie
please leave life

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why does every girl in a beanie do drugs and have druggie orbiters alongside her everywhere she goes?

>her normal hair color

Incorrect.
Very.
Incorrect.

Ahhhh she's cutie!

>be me
>no 99 ford explorer, warped tour tickets, or weed.

:(

This is the kind of girl that doesn't fuck chad. This is the kinda of girl that's goes after betabux 5 at a time.

I've gently sliced off all the carhartt patches off my old sweaters and beanies since everyone wears this stuff now, used to be construction workers or crusties that wore carhartt.

Just like workers used to wear flannels, my man.

Women and degenerates ruin EVERYTHING.

I bet I could bang her if I bought her a weed oil smoothie and played Tony Hawk's Pro Skater for 5 minutes

>REEEE LOOK AT ME I DON'T SHOWER SO I COVER MY GREASY HEAD WITH A BEANIE!!!
>BETTER KEEP LAYERING FACE WITH LOADS OF MAKEUP TOO
>AHA I SO KYOOOOOOOOOT XDD

You forgot
>REEEE NEED TO TOUCH UP MY ROOTS

I used to get carhartt clothes for christmas when I was a kid, I still have that stuff even though I cant wear it anymore,stuff lasts forever. it's weird seeing normal urbanite types wearing it though.

Ya, I fix up properties and I'm often outside when the temp is -5 to 25 degrees. The stuff works, these numales and social media whores just ruin everything.

I'm just glad to see one of those hipsters/stoner girls not having green or multi color. Girls that have dyed their hair to something other than brown or blonde are a bit off imo
She looks normal compared to the neon or purple haired girls I've seen

>be beanie gf
>pretend to be edgy stacie all day
>suck 5 dicks behind the mall where all chads skate
>go gome
>"aaaaahhhhhh"
>take of piercings
>throw beanie across the room
>change into my kawii kitty jammies
>turn on anime
>BBBBRRRAAAAAPPPP
>pull up Jow Forums on computer
>pull up porn and rub one out 3 times
>"MMMOOOMMM TENDIES"

next day

>put in peicering and make up
>put on beanie
>grab my weed
>do it all over again

i like to fool chads

That was too funny lmaolol

No, they mostly do bleach blonde. 2010 is over. They all fucking look like this.

Must be somewhere like California or Seattle. I don't see that many normal haired girls like this /where I live/

that picture could've been taken in 2010-2014 for all you know

California they're all bleached, girlfriend and I went a couple evenings and I'd loudly whisper about how stupid everyone's hats were to see if anyone would say something to me. They didn't.

top kek

oregeno mick jozzo sally sizzy.

>be me
>ugly
>boring
>wears a beanie in an attempt to seem "stylish", "edgy", with a "personality"
>comes off as fake and stupid instead.

You're right. That fashion has been in since late 2009. It's probably 2013-2015 Im assuming

you mean since the *90s

Worst kind of woman and thats saying alot

yeah same thing. though 90s>80s imo

Ew a degenerate looking roastie. Why such bad tastes OP?

50s and anything before>every era after

I'd say 50's to mid 60's. then I agree

Kind of girl who goes to a vape lounge after she gets up at 12 hungover and puts makeup on for 2 hours.

uhhh in new england a lot of young people wear beanies

because, you know, it gets cold and they keep your ears comfy and warm

also I have a really neat American Football pom one i got from bandcamp.com

a qt started a conversation with me about it once while I was smoking a cigarette before class

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people who wear beanies in warm weather are fucking gross

England is basically California. Don't know what this post means.

Didn't see the "new". It's just as cold as new England here and its still just pot smokers.

new england bud

and neither are like california. Have you been to any of the three?

Ya, the people are brain dead, on drugs, and massive amount of alcohol are consumed in all three locations.

ok mr. serious "i hate everyone" guy

No, just drug user 14.5 bmi betas who wear beanies along with their rANDUM roastie beanie counterparts.

just because all the dumb people around you are doing it doesn't mean it isn't stupid and degenerate looking, just accept it and move on

What did you learn in bible study this weekend?
Comfy eared degenerate repping a band I like, occasionally fucking alternative looking qts. Living the dream.

nice just another stereotypical

>I CAN BE LIKE THE GUYZ TOO, PAY ATTN

roasty bitch kek

I'd expect a joke about religion from a beta beanie 14.5 BMI degenerate. Please, brag to me more about how you smoke cigarettes with real life girls.

if you don't love me you're a bad christian

so you fuck boring tryhard roasties that is fitting since you seem to be a boring tryhard yourself gg

how's your herpes doing?

I'm an atheist. I just don't try to look edgy while I do bad things like smoke with cigarettes.

could you be anymore of a stereotype, beaniefag?

damn i didnt know people hated hats this much :\

>I'm an atheist.
oh, nice. So what do you do for fun? Other than take shots at places you've never been to on a meme image board and get angry about articles of clothing

>so you fuck boring tryhard roasties that is fitting since you seem to be a boring tryhard yourself gg
only occasionally. But yeah, I'm definitely not presenting a Jow Forums friendly image of myself.
>how's your herpes doing?
I don't have any STDs--at least that I know of. Herpes isn't that big of a deal.

Surely I could. I implore you to try wearing a comfy beanie when it's cold out, your ears will thank you for it.

Warm ears are for tryhard degenerates

I talk to my wife after work is over. On vacation I travel and see things with my wife.

It's not "clothing", it's what that specific article of clothing represents. Basically, everything you do to fit in as a beanie orbiter.

No respectable person who contributes to society wears that degenerate shit. Go back to drugs or whatever it is you do, you apparently consider those things hobbies.

>Herpes isn't that big of a deal.

kek you really are a filthy degen user

I talk to my wife after work is over. On vacation I travel and see things with my wife.
Very compelling stuff. It's a shame that all this travel you've been doing has done nothing to broaden your horizons in terms of the habitants of any given place

e.g. you're the only supposed well-traveled person i've ever spoken to who would state a ridiculous generalization like "the people of x are braindead." Especially when talking about entire region like New England, that consists of 6 states and like 15 million people, who tend to be more educated than in other regions in the US.

>It's not "clothing", it's what that specific article of clothing represents.
Weird.
Basically, everything you do to fit in as a beanie orbiter.
Is it the drugs and smoking that get you all pissy? I'm a productive member of society; I've earned the right to party a little bit. If I cared so much about fitting in, I would screech about roasties and normies and beanies with the rest of you geniuses on this board. Don't know where you got the orbiter thing, though.
>No respectable person who contributes to society wears that degenerate shit.
If you say so.
>Go back to drugs or whatever it is you do, you apparently consider those things hobbies.
Nah I don't. Your assumptions are very unbecoming, user.

it feels really good to kiss girls

>e.g. you're the only supposed well-traveled person i've ever spoken to who would state a ridiculous generalization like "the people of x are braindead." Especially when talking about entire region like New England, that consists of 6 states and like 15 million people, who tend to be more educated than in other regions in the US.

You only know of 3. Of the people who inhabit those locations, everyone sees intoxication as a hobby. This is about all a city has to offer, I can do this at home if I felt like it.

>Is it the drugs and smoking that get you all pissy? I'm a productive member of society; I've earned the right to party a little bit. If I cared so much about fitting in, I would screech about roasties and normies and beanies with the rest of you geniuses on this board. Don't know where you got the orbiter thing, though.

You follow a trend to get attention. You went out of your way to say you talk to girls. Congrats, that's part of life or something.

>Nah I don't. Your assumptions are very unbecoming, user.
Didn't you just assume having values means I have to believe in Jesus or some shit? You don't need religion to have a working brain.

>tfw always wear liquor store beanies
>tfw decide to try a carhartt beanie
>tfw had to roll it up to hide the logo

no it feels good to kiss girls that are herpes-free

what are you doing on this board you normie-sheeple fag

>You only know of 3. Of the people who inhabit those locations, everyone sees intoxication as a hobby. This is about all a city has to offer, I can do this at home if I felt like it.

I only know of 3 what? People who are well traveled?

>Of the people who inhabit those locations, everyone sees intoxication as a hobby.
This is demonstrably untrue, and again, a pretty ridiculous generalization for someone who is supposedly well traveled to make.

I don't know why you're so hung up over this either way, when I asked you what you do for fun, the first thing you said was "talk to my wife after work," which is just as much a hobby as doing drugs and drinking (not very).

>This is about all a city has to offer, I can do this at home if I felt like it.
New England has many cities. Anyway, we get hundreds of thousands of people from around the world who come to New England in Autumn, because the landscape is vibrant and beautiful in that time of the year, and they want to experience its unique terrain while hiking, biking, kayaking, camping, hunting, etc. Do you consider those valid hobbies?

I don't know why you're so adamant about this either way, when I asked you what you do for fun, the first thing you said was "talk to my wife after work," which is just as much a hobby as doing drugs and drinking (not very).

>You follow a trend to get attention.
My dude. It's a knit cap. The one I was referring to has an obscure emo band from the early 2000's that a lot of people would think is super lame.

>You went out of your way to say you talk to girls.
You went out of your way to say you have a wife when I asked what you did for fun.

>Didn't you just assume having values means I have to believe in Jesus or some shit? You don't need religion to have a working brain.
I said that in jest, because your values align with a stereotypical bible-belt religious nut with your "muh degenerates and their recreational drugs and their warm clothing."

>what are you doing on this board you normie-sheeple fag

haha i just come to laugh at you nerds
jk fuck those people

I come here out of habit. I started posting in like 2011-12 when Jow Forums was not as much of a cesspit as it is now

wowie looks like brad wants to pretend to be chad for a day

Your normie shaming will not stop me from defending comfy hats

>getout.jpeg

no you jaja

jfc the bitch has so much cakeup on lmfao