"It's not like I like you or anything, principal user."

"It's not like I like you or anything, principal user."
I was sick as fuck on Saturday and ended it early so I'll do the only midweek thread ever.

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Give Laqrisha a Disco makeover.

>black girl named laqrisha

"She looks so retro."
"Yeah, that's what her parents named her."

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Debby would make a very nice girl (boi) maid

make sakura even shorter

"At least we can save money by not paying a janitor."

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"She always forgets to eat, as she's too busy reading Berserk to cook. Causing stunted growth."

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Give Sakura fishnets

HE SAID SHORTER!

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"Sakura is getting a lot of attention today. That's good."

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Put Alice in a bikini

Stacy has been bullying Sakura because she's so small
I feel she should be punished, but how?

"She looks like she'd be a great swimmer."
"You're the principal. How do you think?"

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Ms. Smith reminds me a lot of Christ Chan. Maybe it'll be a nice makeover?

I dunno
Shave her head and remove her tits?

Give Lupe a black trench coat and sunglasses

Ms. Smith would you stop being a yes man? I'm spitballing ideas because I have multiple personality disorder and I need somebody to tell me if I'm crossing a line. I'm promoting you to vice-principal

Obligatory
>take off Ms. Smith's robes and give her massive flopping tits

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No. Rather
has the superior answer

Dear god, man, you made me think it was already Saturday and that I'd missed my exam. You almost gave me a heart attack.

"I changed my hair, give me time to look for an outfit."
"If you say so?"
"I can't find a trenchcoat but I found a black coat."
"I'm a woman so how am I a yes-"man"?"
"My back hurts."
Sorry, blame my virus.

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>"I'm a woman so how am I a yes-"man"?"
It's a portmanteau?

"Is this a suitable outfit?"
"Like an absolute monarch our word is typically law unless all channels simultaneously decide to rebel against command or if either your command is retarded/unable to preform in kisekae so it's hard to disobey. Sorry."

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I meant your word is typically law. Sorry, I mistyped that.

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Hannah looks up to Ms. Smith because they relate in both wearing glasses, or was wearing glasses...
Hannah decides to follow Ms. Smith's actions

Make Hannah and Kate look like they're the Boondock Saints.

You're my favorite user on this fucking site
Good night sir

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my law is you are promoted to vice-principal.
consider yourself a princess or something. You are now a royal in this analogy. so start giving orders yourself and I will be accepting advising from you. feel free to resist my orders if they are bad and as long as we are not in front of the students. Also feel free to lead a rebellion.

"She's even wearing the same clothes."
"Edgy."
"Good night principal user!"
"But rebellions usually lead to death and starvation."

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give laqrisha an afro
she can't be discoing without having an obnoxiously large hair-du

Excellent. Now, make them recite the Saint's prayer and cleanse the two sinners next to them with bullets.

yes my mentally shattered self dying would be a tragedy, but it would benefit the school greatly. I mean just look at us dman it. we constantly kill the students and then give them sex changes back and forth and sometimes we force the girls to eat each other or something crazy. constant sexual abuse. And you only put up the slightest resistance. Ms Smith, where is your pride as an educator?

Remove Sakura's shirt and make her more smug

"I wonder how she balances that on her head."
"How about we don't?"
"Clearly I don't have any pride as an educator." "The smug meter broke so i couldn't."

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No, no, it's a good idea, trust me, Jesus is my best friend and he said it was "tote's kool".

How about just the one with a dick?
Give Stacy her tits and hair back and have her wear the maid dress

Ms. Smith's breasts aren't big enough, i can still see the cancer patient eyesore

Ms. Smith. get naked and then hang yourself.

Its simple we fuck the sakura

Sakura could use a giant rack on a tiny body, imo

hang on, is that a penis i see under Debby's skirt?

"Now what will Debby wear?"
"Kate looks like a little bitch."
"If I hang myself who'll teach the class?"
"What for?"
"imo"
"No that's her panties."

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I'm pretty sure said boi maid
So let's see that dick

we'll find someone to replace you. now I thought my orders were absolute? Do it.

It's fine, OP. You're most certainly forgiven for the scare

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Hannah is almost best girl, she just needs a silly hat
also drop those nerdy ass specs, she doesn't need good vision at school

Something that small deserves to be a pleasure toy, she's not even human at that point

"Here's the dick."
"We'll have to find someone willing to work here first."
"I think vision is needed in most school environments."
"So, we'll going to enslave here like we did a couple weeks ago?"

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Fine
Just turn Ms. Smith into Mr. Smith then

Debby seems like the name of someone with a massive dong, yeah?

we already have me. I'll teach the class temporarily while we find another teacher. I have been trained in the instruction of young people academically. Kill yourself. final warning.

"At least my back hurts less."
"Maybe to some people."
"I'm a guy now so I'm basically a new teacher."

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Kate was getting bullied for being a ginger freak so she tried dying it blonde, but it went pink instead, how silly!

"Ohh dear. When will she learn?"

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put some clothes on Mr. Smith
you're supposed to be a teacher

"Sorry sir." Origigiginalee

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Mr. Smith eats to stave off his depression. Make him really fat

Remove Alice's bikini bottom and strip Hannah
We're looking at too many dicks

no! not my Hannah, she's PURE

"I hate my life."
"Hannah can wear most of her clothes to keep her nipples pure."

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Fine Kate's
Whatever

sakura's boobs aren't big enough

"Kate is kinda like Debby in a way."
"We'll just fatten her so her boobs grow."

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put my silly hatted wife's privates away
make her hold something cute
she needs that smile protected asap

Fuck no put Kate's skirt back on
Idk strip Lupe?
Completely naked though

give Debby some thighhighs
he's been browsing /lgbt/ too much lately

>let's remove some other girl's bottoms so we don't see so many dicks
>more dicks appear

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"Now she's enjoying some candy! I hope that's enough to make her happy."
"Can Lupe keep her glasses? They look cool." "There's nothing gay about a lady with a feminine penis."
"That's this school's motto."

Here's Hannah's candy pic

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Hannah, being the fine woman she is, is setting a new trend
throw some more silly hats around

"As the school maid Stacy can't wear a hat."

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make alice smaller, both in height and bust size

"For what purpose may this downsizing be for?"

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no reason at all officer
i think laqrisha needs a new outfit, suprise me

Mr Smith trades height with Sakura

you've kept me entertained OP, I'm off to bed now
but if anyone fucks with my Hannah, just remember, she'll always have a silly hat at heart

"I think she became queen of Africa."
"Aww shucks."

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oops I dropped this experimental canister of gas that turns everyone into a female girl toddler with pigtails

"Good thing only Debby was affected than huh?"

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Which reminds me we need to send Debbie's clothes to Haiti for some reason

"Jokes on you Shad I just changed clothes!"

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that's it I'm going to bed!

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give Alice a one piece swimsuit, bikinis aren't her thing since she can't keep them both on at the same time obviously

"I hope this stays on."

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Laqrisha starts to bully Mr Smith and forcefully undresses him infront of the class.

"Why do I even live anymore?"

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One individual must reveal their light green skin and go bald--a sure sign of the alien menace!

"I can't believe Lupe kept us in the dark this long."

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Africa must send their elite space warriors to conquer the alien menace! Da Qween Laqrisha should take the outworlder scum as her concubine slave and unpaid accountant.

Laqrisha keeps bullying Mr smith and uses voodoo magic to steal most of his dicksize which she transfers to her best friend in the class.

wtf is this shit? God i fucking hate weaboos

>wtf is this shit? God i fucking hate weaboos
Not only do you not know what a weaboo is, you're also a retarded newfag for complaining about that on Jow Forums.

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