Escapism thread

escapism thread

post escapisms talk discuss your choices

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flight, immortality and fire powers im god

I like these threads, but filesize limit really fucks me over as to what I can post.

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Invisibilty, fly, walk through walls

>Rob any bank without getting caught.
>Rich for life

future site easily

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>future site easily
What did you mean by this?

>choose future sight
>travel back to when i was offered this choice
>also choose ironman suit since im a huge mech-fag

now im thinking with portals

I can see the line of reasoning. With future sight, you can see tomorrow's lottery numbers and if anyone wins the lottery.

C O M F Y C A S T L E (it's on a very small and physically impossible oceanic planetoid suspended in space. Lots of interior forestry and a few friendly herbivorous animals live with me there. Pillows and murals everywhere, my husbando is there too, and a helpful robot who is my friend and gives good advice. Comes with cool shit like TVs and all of those modern amenities and whatnot. Overall S O F T af, even with a dedicated atmospheric soft room that exists purely for the sake of feeling comfy. This room would have a sound system and neon lights and the like, as well as a projector for movies and music videos.)

Teleportation

Portals? Maybe. I'm a little scared. Maybe control over ferrous metals so I can make neat gadgets with ease, or perhaps control over heat and cold so I can survive in extreme weather conditions. I can't decide but for now I'll go with portals.

I'm actually looking for a place to group with other anons and get help/plan. Is your ip safe with irc? Do we just go gay and use discord?

You got nice digits, but this is completely the wrong thread.

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HBR desu

i can't talk about muh escapism plan?

No biological needs, immortality and orgasmic skin. I would become successful for a thousand years

>invisibility
>pocket dimension castle
>orgasm touch
Give everyone I dislike a firm handshake for the lulz.

>The speed one
>the acrobatic and athletic ability
>Strength
im going to become a hero for justice

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This isn't an innawoods thread. This is for discussing things like pic related.

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Shapeshift, immortal, teleport

Be handsome buff chad or hot chick, live for 1000 years, teleportation allows me to have access to unlimited money

Flight, immortal and no sleep

future sight is just too good to pass up.

the castle, teleport, immortality

monk

Mansion with my catgirl waifus in another dimension, immortality, and the ability to open portals to other dimensions to reach my mansion.

Blessing of the Warlock, easily.

Warlock ability is OP
>whore out perfect 2D succubus to virgin weebs and Chads alike to rake up the ez monies
>don't even have to summon the succubus for anything sexual, can have her do any task
>for as long as I want

Mist, immortality, healing/shield.
>Assume the role of naked mist man who randomly comes to aids those in trouble

>tfw you have made multiple settings in your head
>have forgotten a few of them
should I write the ones I do remember down or is that too autistic?

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Give me the sexy pauldrons. I'm a very lonely man with no shame.

Immortality: The average person lives to be 78.74. Livin to be 1,000 multiplies that by just over 12. You get roughly 15 years in your prime. Going 1000 years in your prime multiplies this by 66.66. This makes any other power you select Essentially 66 times more powerful and rids you of the pains of aging. Additionally, the more risky effects of any other power are mitigated. This is a must have power for any build.

Reality Warp:
I get to do this 1,000 times. Wih these two powers alone, I will rule the world and advance science and medicine to heights never before conceived. I may even be able to extend my life for an additional day lol.

Euphoric state: Anyone will help me out of anything if I offer them this. This will be my blessing that I can bestow upon people as an offering of gratitude.

Spiky pauldrons.
I do what I want.

Immortality, portal, shapeshift. I would live most of my life normally, and take a risk free trip to another dimension or shapeshift once living life gets kinda old.

Future sight is op, but if it wasnt the choice I might just take the reincarnation pill and suicide on the spot.

future pauldrons
I will live in the sky

>Immortality/extended life
>Heat powers
>Terrakinesis
Maybe I'll become some sort of secret villain. Setting fires and destroying shit with my terrakinesis from afar. That'll be a fun 1000 years.

Plate forever

Satans pc. I will give all of the ges away for free and hope that people support my patreon out of thr goodness of their heart. I will change the gaming industry forever.

*I will give all of the games away for free.

my ice palace will top his

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Immortality, euphoria, and mist form.

Suit up with Samus' suit

Blessing of the Shaman

Linked Chain with
Cherry blossom, Leaf, Switch, Bucket, Scissors, Pink Lightning, Fairy, [Censored]

It's a tough call between Spiky and Sexy, but I'm gonna have to go Sexy

>being able to resist sex more than once a day with the perfect waifu
You're falling into the same trap that all Warlocks do

Wolf pauldrons

>can have her do any task
Read again, it says anything you want sexually.

Posting as classic.

No, the marked do not become gods. As it says you exist until the end of the universe, thats it. The marked have no afterlife, when the universe ends so do you.

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Why are so many of you picking immortality? That would be terrible

Some of us actually like living, user. I look forward to seeing how things turn out in the future, good or bad.

>tfw can't escape from horrible reality

>gets cucks by other mary sue hero

>tfw seen this pic a bunch of times before
>only just realised it's in a D&D alignment square

Well yeah. That's part of why it's a classic.