Im a professional chad hired by the UN to help you nerds get your shit together.
What can i do for you bros?.
Im a professional chad hired by the UN to help you nerds get your shit together.
What can i do for you bros?.
Get me two loyal gfs at the same time, please. Thank you, kind sir.
use your Chad strength to snap my neck RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Even if I were to buy into your premise that you want to help
>implying the UN gives a shit about any of us
Kill yourself so my SMV will go up
That fact that you dont value your own loyalty is why you will always be single
Cut off the tip of your dick
I've been needing a workout buddy for a while. Thanks for the help, brah.
We can try, we should totally hit a frat bar, but dont be a weirdo, chicks dont like it.
Thats ilegal bro, i dont want to waste my college years on jail, c`mon
The UN also gives a fuck about homos and those tusken riders from star trek
Fuck you bad vibes bro
Bullshit i have threesomes all the time, chicks dig it.
Already did
Give me a gf to love and cherish pls
fuck me senpai
The hole part?
Lets hit the bar get you laid first bro.
Sorry, i have a gf but we can be friends.
okay when are we going to the bar to get me laid chad? how do we do this
oh shit a workout buddy
fucking finally
Tomorrow. I need a direction to tell the UN Helicopter guy to take me there.
This shit is expensive as fuck so you better act like a man and leave all your retard shit in your home.
Can I wear my Shadbase t-shirt?
the only one aproved is the one with the blond space chick showing ass. Bitches will think is funny, good ice braker.
Will you work out with me at the gym?
get me a gun
Only via straming bro, the UN didnt give me the budget to fly around gyms... Cheap fuckers.
Help me with Calculus III.
Ooh, what do you mean you can't do math?
What? No. Meth doesn't help. It's NOT the same thing Chad.
Nevermind. Tell the UN the mission was a failure.
Bro, math is easy as fuck, i have like 10 nerds trying to get in my frat doing all my shit. Give it to me and i put those bitches to work.