I am a religious Catholic. I want to play a game

Shove the body of Christ up your ass next sunday in front of the whole church

Damnit, man. I like some of these.

I'm a man (m)

Oof

Devote yourself to 2D catgirls and abandon your faith in God for making a world without them in it.

Nice try famalamadingdong

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Convert to Judaism and hoard shekels

Do what this post asks of you, since I want to win.

You laughed to soon nigger

Haha

I mean, I can try, but this isn't very fun at all since there'd be no proof that I did. It'd be like asking you to stop being you.

I think I'm happy with this result. Here I was worried that I would get a "jerk off and post pic" or some shit.

Make a cardboard sign praising Satan and wave it around at sunday mass
It will be muy funni origionio

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Rolled and winrar

Jerk off and post pic

Update: failed

Sorry user. I gave it my best effort.

Next dubs is up to my discretion. I mean, as long as it's not "Rape a portrait of Jesus", I'm likely up for it.

Not very specific. I'm like a genie in this regard.

Rape a portrait of Jesus

Aha, you're a cheeky fuck and you know it

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Jerk off and post pic but original

Kill yourself, then. Catgirls demand a sacrifice.

Rerolling
Make a public social media post of you crankin one out to the Pope

Masturbate and eat your own cum, post pics of you doing it

Rape a portrait of Jesus and post pic

I can't believe that this is an original comment.

Sorry famalam, you didn't say to in your original comment. Like I said, I'm a genie.

the game is you have to tie a bunch of sticks together and go into a synagogue where they conduct business and stop the jews from their usury

Tell your family that you've been thinking about undergoing HRT.

Finger your asshole with four fingers

get a gf originally

Ah, so basically, follow in the footsteps of Jesus?

Not bad desu. I could be down to do that.

Working on it, but this'd be a good one

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Alright fine stop hecklin
Draw a pentagram and wave it around

Actually start doing HRT

Cum into your mother's panties and IMMEDIATELY put them back where you found them, never disturbing them again.

Completely undergo hormone replacement therapy.

Get a red cloak/Robe and run into a Protestant church screeching "MUH HERESY REEEEEEEEEEEEE FAITH AND WORKS"
t.Orthodox guy

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You betcha. I'll replace my hormones with my hormones. I'll let ya know when I'm done.

Update: Done

A genie would have your ass for dessert m8.

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close the thread immediately and don't come back to it

Yeah but that's just like a regular Saturday for me.

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Oh shit, sorry Cathbro but a promise is a promise ;).

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I really fucking wish that you'd won.

You've failed me, user.

That's true. See
I may be a Catholic, but I'm a cheeky asshole Catholic.

You're not very clever.
That's not hormone replacement therapy.
Start popping those pink pills, twink boy.

Post feet
Oritanal

Oof two in a row.

I've got two options here. I could take some benadryl, but since I'm not a twink boy, I can just say no on those grounds.

Y'all gotta step up your specificity. I told you it's up to my discretion.

Choose to be gay forever.

>Muh tower of babel
Basically the same as Prots screeching about muh whore of Babylon desu.

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People don't choose to be gay, user.

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>it's up to my discretion.
I.e.: OP is a faggot who will never deliver

Here's one for you: leave Jow Forums forever, never to return for any reason.

>Here's one for you: leave Jow Forums forever, never to return for any reason.
Do that

Yeah but then you'd just be helping me.

I did the first dub. It failed, so I said that I'd do another one that was up to my discretion. My discretion is that I'll do it, but I'll certainly find loopholes.

If you don't like the game, don't play. I mean, I told y'all I wanted to play a game.

Post feet pics
Pics of your feet

Why do you want pics of my feet so bad? To be honest, nobody's ever wanted my body so much in my life, so this feels like a proper treat.

Pls post feet
Origami feet

Leave Jow Forums forever, never to return.

I like this one.

Please get dubs. I don't belong here anymore. Especially since my baptism.

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Immediately leave Jow Forums forever, never to return.

OP should take feet pictures but with his face in the picture. After he has done that he should post the photos into this thread.

You guys are burning up all the different ways there are to say that lol.

Please please please get dubs.

Never post outside of /r9gay/ threads every again, effective immediately.

Immediately post feet forever

Top fucking kek

That's effectively a ban from Jow Forums altogether. I'd be cool with it.

Just post feet already pls

OP should take feet pictures but with his face in the picture. After he has done that he should post the photos into this thread.
"This is part of the comment (between the quotation marks) and should not be followed by the original poster".

That must burn. It was so close.

If dubs, I'll fuck off of r9k.

Taking out the sub-Chad trash tonight, fellas.

You must start each day by Google searching the phrase "anime catgirls" from now on

OP should take feet pictures but with his face in the picture. After he has done that he should post the photos into this thread.
"This is part of the comment (between the quotation marks) and should not be followed by the original poster".
"This is part of the comment (between the quotation marks) and should not be followed by the original poster".

fo fuck a tranny,get fuck by her(him)too

You must start each day by Google searching the phrase "anime catgirls", effective immediately.

Deus vult

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OP should take feet pictures but with his face in the picture. After he has done that he should post the photos into this thread.
"This is part of the comment (between the quotation marks) and should not be followed by the original poster".
"This is part of the comment (between the quotation marks) and should not be followed by the original poster".
OP should take feet pictures but with his face in the picture. After he has done that he should post the photos into this thread.
"This is part of the comment (between the quotation marks) and should not be followed by the original poster".
"This is part of the comment (between the quotation marks) and should not be followed by the original poster".

Post your feet while you're in the shower naked

I like the girl(m) meme btw. I think it's pretty funny, for some reason it's just too, idk, scientific to be taken seriously.

Also, that's gay.

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I want my feet pics bitch, make sure that pretty little christian face is in it

You must start each day by Google searching the phrase "anime catgirls", effective immediately.

Oh it will be. Get ready.

Remember, I'm a cheeky bastard. So you're not going to like what you get.

Also, following this, I will do anything that gets dubs so long as it would be considered "couth" by a Mennonite.

I don't even know what Mennonites do, but it works for me.

You must, each day forever, start off your day by Google image searching the phrase "anime catgirls", effective immediately.

I dont care give me dem feet

You must, each day forever, start off your day by Google image searching the phrase "anime catgirls". Start now.

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You must, each day forever, start off your day by Google image searching the phrase "anime catgirls", effective immediately.
this is an unorginola content

Do exactly as the post I quoted wants you to do NOW.

You must, each day forever, start off your day by Bing images searching the phrase "anime catgirls", Starting now.

Do also do this post as well please

You must, each day forever, as long as you live, start off your day by Bing images searching the phrase "anime catgirls", Starting now.

Thee original poster shall do this

You must, each day forever, even if you die, start off your day by Bing images searching the phrase "anime catgirls", Starting now.

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You better hurry up with my feet and face pictures

We did it, boys. Mission accomplished.

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Yes, but the important question is, would the Mennonites consider Google couth?

It was dark, so I tried to fix it for you user-kun.

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It worked
huzza all hail user
thank you
also OP hurry up on my feet pics

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You little shit. I should of expected it

>Google
Use Bing

YOU JEW'D US, PAPISTS REEEEEEEE

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You really should have.

I made sure to crinkle them all nice, too, because I know that's what foot-fetish guys like.

consensually jerk off on a portrait of jesus and post

Would the Mennonites consider Bing couth?

Ain't I a stinker?

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now I don't have foot fetish I just wanted to do it so that I could make a separate thread for foot fetishists. That wouldn't be very christian now would it?

I must admit, I admire your trickery.