Who /sit down to pee/ here?

who /sit down to pee/ here?

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Yeah, after my third kidney stone extraction. I can't do it standing anymore.

Right here. I only stand if it's in a stall in a public restroom. It's all about keeping the splashback to a minimum.

I cant piss in a straight line often, because chronic masturbation. split stream hits my leg, over the floor.

>tfw you take off your pants completely whenever you use the toilet
it's liberating tbqh

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peeing standing up makes me feel manly

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Every fucking time except for in public restrooms.
I enjoy resting for a moment.

Well I'm a girl so... it's not like there's any other position to pee besides sitting

If I'm feeling lazy/tired or smoking a joint then I sit down

Yes, I sometimes smoke weed whilst I poop/pee

Just because you take estrogen doesn't mean you are female. You still have a dick.

>been peeing in the sink for several years
>last week the sink got clogged
>opened up sink cabinet and saw pipes are all moldy and corroded

What have i done!?

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Lying in bathtub, ass in air

this thread isn't for you
now SHOOOOOOOOO

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>ree every fembot I run into is a dude who plays dress up

can't run into something that doesn't exist

Girls should always sit down to pee even when they have a boiclit!

this made me lol harder than it shouldve

Always have, always will. Unless pub Pu-... Aahahahahahahahaha Last time I was out (of my parents house) was 11 years ago.

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>Wake up with an erection 8/10 times
>need to sit down or piss will magic bullet and hit the back of my neck, my right foot & my left hand
>Feel I release more when I sit

I do it, takes way less effort and is way more accurate

If Im in a rest stop on a long car ride or there is no fan in a bathroom, yeah.

A drunk homeless man banged on a stall door when I was very young taking a piss so idk, public bathrooms are weird for me.

>be me
>have micropenis
>literally so tiny that I can't pee standing up
>if I try i just dribble over my balls

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