Fell for the prostate orgasm meme

If it truly opened his heard and his mind, he would not have thought it was a meme.

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yeah i also feel for the anal meme, i get the handle of a hairbrush in my ass when i was taking a shower, i get it as deep as i could, move it around and didnt feel nothing,like you, them after the shower when i take a dump and there was blood in my shit, never again, i try you faggots cant say i try

please consult from /r9gay/
always clean yourself and use lube
never use toothbrush what the fuck man

>all these fools who can't anally stimulate properly

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they are failed male prison gays and not tru-gays.
never had a bad experince with anal. all bf doe is spit on my butthole and shove his big thick cock in and its all good

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>another person falls for the prostate orgasm meme
I wish I could do a PSA for this shit. THE ANUS IS JUST AN EROGENOUS ZONE! It will not:
>make you instantly horny by being touched
>make you cum all on it's own
what it is comparable to:
>balls
>nipples
>lips
>earlobes
what it is NOT comparable to:
>glans
>frenulum
>cicumcision scar or whatever the fuck you have there
now that that is covered, here is what you are supposed to do
>be horny
>be fapping
>rub anus in whatever stretching/probing fashion you please
>get a nice bonus pleasure while you fap
do this before you try anything else because you need to "discover" erogenous zones besides your penis before they work for you.

now the prostate IS comparable to at least your frenulum, but to reach it, you need to get past the anus, and it ONLY responds to pressure. so basically:
>be horny
>start fapping
>play with anus for pleasure
>loosen it up
>press on prostate with blunt object
>continue fapping
its not rocket science, but its effort to say the least.

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Wow someone on r9k who's not a complete retard, nice to see you.

Look up how to find your prostate, once you figure that out its awesome. I can cum hands free with prostate stimulation alone using a toothbrush and lube.

dumb faggots didnt use lube, hahahaha

im on my way to the store to buy like a gallon you fuckers dont even know how great this shit is because you did it wrong

Like everything in life they don't wanna feel pain or put in the effort to "get used to it." I met a guy online once who was curious about it and wanted help. I gave him tips and stuff and practiced lightly with a single finger. He immediately pussied out of it.

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thanks for taking your time and typing this

I'm not gay or anything but the first rule of anal play is to use something that's specifically made for it, it's dangerous to be sticking random stuff up there especially if it doesn't have a base

Why do anime posters always post gay shit
Sage

should have tried with a lubed finger first

yup, because if you manage to induce an orgasm you're gonna pucker right up and your hungry butt is gonna slurp that toothbrush right in deep and its fucking GONE hahaha.

keep us posted OP lol

>Have visited bad-dragon.com multiple times.
>Always been tempted to buy something.
>Never have.
The temptation is strong aaaaa.

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I've gotten real close to having the mythical hands-free orgasm but never seem to have the patience to go all the way.