Roll for Destiny

dubs=suicide, trips=lightning strike, quads=divine abduction
1=qt gf, lose all muscle gains
2=bikies spray dog pheromones, gangbanged by shepherds
3=botched circumcision
4=deported to Syria
5=lose 3 inches of height
6=lose 1 inch of penis length
7=lose 1 inch of penis circumference
8=gets hit by car, transform into potatoman
9=forced to invest into crypto, lose 90% immediately
0=become chad

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Dubs get wake me up original

Most of these sound terrible. I guess I'll roll for a smaller penis.

BROTHER, I CANNOT WAKE FROM MY SLUMBER, PLEASE ASSIST ME IN ARISING FROM THE NIGHTMARE WITHIN MY MIND.

why not, lets roll my life away.

guess we're going to syria, at least no dogs like that other idiot haha

Just end my fucking life please

What you mean, abduction? Rapture?

you made it. abduction means straight into heaven.

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It's not like I'm living for anything but 2D catgirls, anyway.

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well then lets get it going

heaven is for jews not white people

ruh-roh! This isn't good!

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It's not like my life can get any worse

AHHHH ROLLLERINO

congratz potatoman

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divine abduction sounds ok

Let's go

Origionali

Rolling for lose height being 5 foot 2 sounds fun

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rolling for gangbanged by shepherds my dude

end my life pls

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Let's see, let's see what destiny has saved for me

these suck but i'll roll anyway

all of these apply to me already xx)))

lets do it mon

hmph roll
Oregano

rolling 4 dubs, my niggero

Please gimme dubs or quads.Tinkle tinkle hoy.

rollroll roll please suicide anything any sign could trhrow me over

chad?
oregono

Let's fucking go

Oregano oregano oregano

Rolling, my beautiful lord
I am also very original

you've made it
my turn

rolling for abduction

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roll bitch

acto flagger blug slasser fooge i will soon be buried

rollin with power

Didn't even read originalio

Post for my own concerns and need good numbers for good outcome

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Roll
originalio bitch

Didn't even read all the op just gimme something that will change my life

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oh how bad could it be? ororororor

back to /b
sage and report

>suicidal roll thread is /b/ and not Jow Forums

ahhhhh giving this a roll I suppose

im praying for dubs desu

Give me my trips get oregano

rollins make it a dubs or trips

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE meme my shit up B))

What's going to be my future?

I refuse, I want to become CHAD

>5=lose 3 inches of height
is it a roulette for trannies or what?

kek you keep making it worse

here is my quads

rolling for that divine abduction my friend

GOGOGOGOGO ROLLLING

hahahahahahahah, I'm already circumcised and it was a perfect circumcision, still got my frenulem ;)

Originally roll something original

fun times yes