dubs=suicide, trips=lightning strike, quads=divine abduction
1=qt gf, lose all muscle gains
2=bikies spray dog pheromones, gangbanged by shepherds
3=botched circumcision
4=deported to Syria
5=lose 3 inches of height
6=lose 1 inch of penis length
7=lose 1 inch of penis circumference
8=gets hit by car, transform into potatoman
9=forced to invest into crypto, lose 90% immediately
0=become chad
Roll for Destiny
Dubs get wake me up original
Most of these sound terrible. I guess I'll roll for a smaller penis.
BROTHER, I CANNOT WAKE FROM MY SLUMBER, PLEASE ASSIST ME IN ARISING FROM THE NIGHTMARE WITHIN MY MIND.
why not, lets roll my life away.
guess we're going to syria, at least no dogs like that other idiot haha
Just end my fucking life please
What you mean, abduction? Rapture?
you made it. abduction means straight into heaven.
It's not like I'm living for anything but 2D catgirls, anyway.
well then lets get it going
heaven is for jews not white people
ruh-roh! This isn't good!
It's not like my life can get any worse
AHHHH ROLLLERINO
congratz potatoman
divine abduction sounds ok
Let's go
Origionali
Rolling for lose height being 5 foot 2 sounds fun
rolling for gangbanged by shepherds my dude
end my life pls
Let's see, let's see what destiny has saved for me
these suck but i'll roll anyway
all of these apply to me already xx)))
lets do it mon
hmph roll
Oregano
rolling 4 dubs, my niggero
Please gimme dubs or quads.Tinkle tinkle hoy.
rollroll roll please suicide anything any sign could trhrow me over
chad?
oregono
Let's fucking go
Oregano oregano oregano
Rolling, my beautiful lord
I am also very original
you've made it
my turn
rolling for abduction
roll bitch
acto flagger blug slasser fooge i will soon be buried
rollin with power
Didn't even read originalio
Post for my own concerns and need good numbers for good outcome
Roll
originalio bitch
Didn't even read all the op just gimme something that will change my life
oh how bad could it be? ororororor
back to /b
sage and report
>suicidal roll thread is /b/ and not Jow Forums
ahhhhh giving this a roll I suppose
im praying for dubs desu
Give me my trips get oregano
rollins make it a dubs or trips
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE meme my shit up B))
What's going to be my future?
I refuse, I want to become CHAD
>5=lose 3 inches of height
is it a roulette for trannies or what?
kek you keep making it worse
here is my quads
rolling for that divine abduction my friend
GOGOGOGOGO ROLLLING
hahahahahahahah, I'm already circumcised and it was a perfect circumcision, still got my frenulem ;)
Originally roll something original
fun times yes