When are ya gonna give your mother and me grandchildren, Champ? Having kids is important because it gives you a sense of achievement and someone who'll take care of you when you get old. Why the glum face? Oh, I know: Girl trouble. Champ, that Lacey girl wasn't laughing at you; she was laughing with you. Girls like a confident guy with a winning smile. And introducing yourself is as simple as walking up to her, giving her a firm handshake, and telling her that you're not letting go until she comes with you to the school dance.
Girls will practically be chasing a handsome fella like you when you crawl outta your shell, Champ.
Thanks Dad, you've finally given me the courage to kill myself.
Joseph Perez
Champ, finding a nice girl and not being a loser is as easy as walking up to her, giving her a firm handshake, and telling her that you're not letting go until she comes with you to the school dance.
Heh. Girls will practically be chasing you when you crawl outta your shell, Champ.
"Champ, it's all about getting outta that thick shell of yours. That's how you meet people. You'll never find out if she's that special someone until you make the first move. Who knows? She might be the lucky gal with whom you'll have kids -- and having kids is a part of growing up because it makes you more mature and responsible. But most importantly, it ensures that someone will be there to take care of you when you're old."
My mom doesn't want grandkids, suck on that, Someone Else's Dad.
Julian Butler
>touching a girl
Wyatt Morgan
imagine that you're a girl and out of nowhere a guy appears, shakes your hand and say that he wants to be your bf how would you react to it
Kayden Ramirez
"HELP, POLICE! A NON-CHAD TOUCHED ME!"
Isaac Bailey
If he's black I'll take him back to my place to fuck me I'm a white girl btw
Andrew Butler
"You want the secret on how to make relationships work, Champ? It's all about finding a nice girl, and that's as simple as standing up straight, looking her in the eye, giving her a firm handshake, and asking her out to dinner. Who knows? She might be that lucky gal with whom you'll have kids. And having kids is important because it gives you responsibilities and a sense of accomplishment. It also means you'll pass on the family genes and that someone will be around to take care of you when you get old."
"Oh, don't say that. Having kids is a part of growing up and being an adult, and it all starts with finding a nice girl to settle down with, looking her in the eye, giving her a firm handshake, and asking her out to dinner. Who knows, Champ? She might be that special someone with whom you'll have kids, and having kids is important because it makes you more mature, responsible, and accountable to others. It also ensures that someone will be around to take care of you when you're old."
"WHEN you have kids, you're going to give them this same exact pep-talk, Champ."
Im Mexicans are relatively white as long as you are not from the mexico city
Asher Roberts
My parents can go fuck themselves. I didn't want to be born and I'll be damned if I force a being into existence.
Jace Brown
My parents are both from the middle of Mexico (aka nowhere) and DNA tests show I'm almost 30% white.
Lincoln Martinez
TOP KEK i fucking love these threads. please more.
Lucas Garcia
Boomer dad is the only good meme to ever come from r9k.
Blake Smith
nah when poopoopee threads were brand new and everyone was coming up with OC stories and OC memes that shit was gold. i really miss those days and now people will skip right past it of they see it.
people thought r9k was shit then but compared to now id do anything to have it back. its not the old r9k but it was better than it is now in my opinion
