Femanons, why aren't you teaching a shota?

>not just reading sufficient amounts of /ss/ doujins to prepare you to educate him
Come on lass

I kind of am. I mean he is 16, I don't know if that is shota or not but he is inexperienced right now.

>watching porn with sound

I've always wanted to know what kind of people actually do this

i'd rather stick to 2D and wait for androids to be invented than possibly go to jail

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How do you like the picture of my penis and scrotum girls? Ready to have a sex party?
youtube.com/watch?v=pylEMW0kUU4
youtube.com/watch?v=Bc_b-qE9gl8
youtube.com/watch?v=qVrLadofg6M

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Hi Nick, this is bulma, I saw you have your penis out, so could I have sex with you? Cause, I have my vagina out!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=rzkDMHmENwA

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Bumper humper

Women are bigger pedophiles than men.

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a8365896a410

problem is i might die first before the androids are real

Why don't you practice with other boys?

You could teach him calculus

is calculus related to cunnilingus?

tfw begged my mom for years for a younger brother so i could molest him

too bad she went through menopause instead

>problem is i might die first before the androids are real
we already have dancing exoskeletons, I give it 20 to 50 years to have a real life 2B in the form of a maid

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Women only feel genuine empathy for cute things and chad. Cute things are physically small things like animals and children. Chad is relative, however, while cuteness is absolute. If we made all males "chad" the top 20% of men would still only be the "chads", you see?
So we need to make all males small and cute, in order to elicit the empathy and maternal instincts from all females.

based on my age + health, i can wait for 20 years
30 years, i'm not sure my dick is still functional
40 years, i'm not sure if i'm still alive
50 years, rip

desu what are some good sites for irl shota?
regular pornsite normally dont have that much.

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>irl shota
mods

I can be the younger brother m'lady

>desu what are some good sites for irl shota
literally asking for links to child porn lmao

are you an underage qt shota asian boi

Wtf how old were you when you asked this

So what is OP's pic related genre of porn called?

ever since i could remember, probably starting from when i was four. it wasn't until i was about ten that i realized her going through menopause meant she couldn't have kids anymore. i have a history of incestual tendencies