Describe your ideal life ITT

Here's mine:

>first and most important is money, I want enough money to never have to check the account as long as I live
>large modern log cabin close enough to a small town that I can go get supplies, but far enough to not have anyone bother me
>house filled with all the latest technology and vidya
>grow my own organic pot in one of the rooms that has a builtnin professional hydroponic system
>spend days playing vidya and relaxing never have to work for shlomo ever again
>never have to deal with anyone I don't want to
>if I get lonely I can invite one of my three friends I still have to come stay in one of the guest rooms

Oh and a live-in bangmaid.

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I.....I don't know I don't think I could deny anything by those digits.

>living alone far away where no one knows me
>normal boring 9-5 job

Oh shit those are the best digits I ever got!

You actually want to work your life away? What a cuck.

>wake up at 10am
>face plant in my gfs asshole
>take shower
>eat breakfast
>face plant in gfs asshole
>go to work
>get home
>face plant in gfs asshole
>go to bed
>face plant in gfs asshole

just to keep me busy

this is now a gets thread ?
anyways
>small department
>get money for doing jack shit
>hightech pc
>inmortal dog

That's it.

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Being a Guerrilla fighter to free my people from the ZOG
And also assassinating that Richard Spencer dude from CIA/Mossad

>wake up at 10am
>face plant in my gfs asshole
>she blows a fart
>take shower
>get cucked
>eat breakfast
>face plant in gfs asshole
>get farted on the face
>go to work
>get cucked by chad
>get cucked by tyrone
>get home
>face plant in gfs asshole
>get STD by fart filled with that shit on face
>go to bed
>face plant in gfs asshole
>repeat routine until she gets pregnant
>the baby is black
>decide to raise it anyways
>she wants a divorce
>lose everything
>getting barely by
>post on Jow Forums

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>make music
>work part time
>sell shrooms at raves parties and to high school kids
>eat organic
>in shape
>involved with a beautiful who understands me

>Wake up at the crack of noon
>Step outside to 40 acre wooded land
>Smoke a huge kief and wax dipped joint
>Do my land tasks by 5pm
>Play an hour or so of basketball
>Take a nice lukewarm shower
>PLay vidya while smoking until bed

Rinse and repeat

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beautiful girl

also face planting in gfs asshole whenever i want

>house in countryside, acres of field and forest
>go hunting for meat instead of buying it
>decent amount of cash
>helicopter
>qt wife

What the fuck is going on?

put me in the bread

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>large modern log cabin close enough to a small town that I can go get supplies, but far enough to not have anyone bother me
>my wife living with me
>enough money to never have to slave for the jews
>a home gym
>2-3 horses
>my rifles to hunt in the forest
>a pretty fucking nice computer
>a good bar/pub in the small town nearby to have fun with the wife and the townsfolks
>small town so far north no nigger could stand to live here

this wish may never come true especially the wife part, why even live

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undisputed immortal master of the universe

what post is this?

>Wake up in my studio apartment
>golden retriever doggo is sleeping next to me
>we go get breakfast and then go back to sleep for 4 hours
>wake up in time for lunch
>open one of my new coke bricks
>do drugs and listen to Talking Heads for 6 hours
>eat dinner
>go back to sleep
>do it all over again the next day

the dream, lads

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here user
it'll be preserved for future generations to come

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those fucking digits mane.

And even if my life was ideal I don't think I could be happy.

Something's wrong with me, I think I need help

>Decent apartment in an area where everything is a 5 minute walk away
>Up to date tv, computer, consoles (plebeian, I know)
>Fridge and kitchen cabinets filled with yummy food and snacks
>Enough money so bills are paid for and I can splurge a little if I want
>Only people I communicate with are food delivery people and cashiers

I just want to play vidya, watch my shows and eat unhealthy food until I die. I don't care about friends, a girlfriend or sex.

>Actually waking up feeling happy and sane

>big ass small titty gf
>big house living with all my bros
>be in a band making music
>developing video games with my bros
>going on tour
>skating and getting high in downtime
>essentially Odd Future or Brockhampton life
>no money problems
>no gf problems

>
Hello samefag

orgenon

>large modern log cabin close enough to a small town that I can go get supplies, but far enough to not have anyone bother me
that is actually becoming a reality user...never before had miniature houses been so cheap.
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you know it won't save your face user

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Ideal life
>THICC GF
>chill, open concept studio apartment in the city
>High end PC with tons of emulators and games
>Every wall is covered in shelves of fantasy novels
>Magical machine that makes money. I've worked for corporate America for 12 years now and I've cooperated with the system and it's got me nowhere so far. IT NEVER WILL

>live in kuwait
>get paid 30,000 dollars a month just to be kuwaiti in kuwait
>literally never work
>live modest life in kuwaiti hinterlands, maybe find a wife or two

>Live in northern European countryside
>inside pic related
>have qt village wife
>pic related is right next to a nice village with nice people in it

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add some doggos to this and im there

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FUCKIN CHECKED

>to wake up and not want to go back to sleep because literally nothing that will happen during the day will be worth doing

Trash taste in music user

Your power......

>I'm the new Greg Daniels
>Every bit of television I touch turns to gold
>I am revered as one of television's greatest living writers
>I win two Emmys; I dedicate my first to my mother and my second to my wife of 20 years
>I have one perfect daughter, whom I raise to have integrity
>I drive an 80s Porsche 911
>I dine constantly at Musso & Frank's with my many good friends and peers in the business
>I have a few drinks at the Golden Gopher before I drive home on Santa Monica Blvd.
>I live in Beverly Hills in one of the smaller, more historic houses, with several celebrities as my neighbors
>I am respected and sought after
>My wife and my daughter love me, and know I can provide for them
>My parents are proud of me; my mom loves to talk about me to her friends in the small Minnesota town I came from
>I die and they play a montage of scenes from my life's work at the Emmys--many choke back tears, forever cherishing the shows I'd written as personal favorites, full of characters that make them feel like they belong--full of moments that make them laugh and cry and remember

A normal life with a loyal wife which loves me 2 kids a house and maybe a dog

>money to not ever worry about money again for 10 lifetimes (or atleast have 100k deposited to my account every month)
>A Penthouse on the city where I live near my best friend's and my own current apartment (the reasoning goes that my siblings would still live there and not with me)
>have a nice big cattle ranch with a nice house on my hometown and enough money for my parents to do whatever the fuck they want without having to work
>Top of the line technology and videogames
>A "media" room where I could record my shitty music, write and play videogames
>A loving faithful GF that loves me with all her heart
>cooking for GF everyday
>stay up late watching movies, playing vidya, making music or reading without any worries in the world

>live in middle of NE american wilderness
>with husbando and two big, fluffy dogs
>/comfy/, we do everything we can ourselves
>spend our days cooking, cleaning, reading, writing, gardening, hunting, and of course having sex
>never fall out of love

>Have my own custom designed mansion big as hell with a built in studio, gym, outdoor bar on top, indoor pool for swimming big as fuck tv screens everywhere
>Own a 2 beefed up PCs that can run anything like water and all consoles just to be able to play those exclusives
>All bills paid have that type of money where If I want it I can get it right now, and If i want to travel I can do it on that very same day
>Live in a nice area up high where the suburbs are below me
>Own tons of cars and have my own driver whos also my bro and a maid that cleans everything
>Own 2 dogs
>Also have the best internet in the state

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God i wish i had pizza right now

w....what the fuck?
this has been my long term goal for years now and i already have a plan in place. Except my comfy cabin will be in a northernmost snowy smol comfy canadian town.

Being a schizoid is gr8

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>nice house innawoods somewhere surrounded by nature, yet close enough to civilization for supplies and occasional casual trips into town
>small orchard that can provide me and my family with fresh produce
>a few pets
>enough money to not have to worry about running out
>a kind and loving partner to enjoy all of this with
>also I'd be a woman

Fucking checked mateded

What a delicious ass.
I digress
>high paying, yet comfy job
>the respect from my coworkers
>a better studio than the one I live in, at least. A house is my true dream though
>maybe no gf is fine
>have a Tibetan Mastiff puppy
>buy all my lost Nintendos
>buy a bigass bed
>buy an amazing tower to play pc games on
>buy a miniature gym for my place
>buy all those workout books my uncle bought so long ago
>find a way to make a diet that brings out my inner perfection (I know, I'm a flawed being who will never be perfect, but being a muscly dude seems cool)
>learn how to bullshit through society as if it were natural, all while finding other bullshitters to exploit
>find what makes me happy just after all that, not just video games and computers and workouts. Those are merely coping mechanisms.
>attempt to make a radio show and hope to succeed
>maybe if all this were acheived, attempt a family after finally stabilizing my life, but with only one kid. Two will kill me.

Pretty close to mine.
>not filthy rich but enough to support the lifestyle
>live in a big house like pic related
>fill it with philosophy & history books, music vinyls and paintings
>have a couple of dedicated rooms for different hobbies
>garage filled with classic cars I like
>home gym

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>happy
>freedom

Is it too much to ask?

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>Have at least $200,000,000
>Get into Graduate School
And that's it.

>wake up, no sense of time
>live in an underground bunker, preferably a refurbished missile silo
>is a a drug synthesizer/farmer
>married to a anti-social autist boy who I dress up as a girl and sell photographs of for extra money
>spend our days making/growing drugs, browsing the internet and playing games
>never have to clean because I make my bf do it
>barely eat from all the cocaine we rail, and spend retarded amounts of money on designer clothes for no reason
>never leave our bunker except to sell to drug dealers
>underground grow room for pot/salvia and other food staples
>huge collection of books in our library
>plenty of music instruments and art supplies in some sort of office area
>projection room for watching movies with very comfy seating
>family never speaks to me except my big brother
>own lots of cute insects and arachnids
>drive a bricklin sv-1

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>write a christmas song
>live off the royalties for the rest of my life
>pay off my parents' mortgage and the cost of raising me
>get a sweet house in Abersoch, Wales, another one in Rome, one in home town
>open a recording studio in home town, hang around in there being a producer
>rotate between three homes whenever I want, doing fun shit

Enough money to get by
Enough time to see whatever I'd like to see
Enough family to give life meaning

>immortal
>forced to wander the galaxy for eternity until I go crazy
>defeating all kinds of ancient evils

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>enough money to buy things I want to buy without worrying about money
>a small house/flat in a cold climate; sound proof, good heating, and I'd like it if it had a nice view (sea side, nature, city skyline, etc)
>a PC that never lags or breaks down
>people who cook and clean for me
This is all. I'd play vidya all day every day.

Unlimited Freedom, God Like Power and Intelligence.

normies btfo

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>bricklin sv-1
My man, we should hang in this ideal world.

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