/britfeel/

Hey Big Bender

Comfy link it also whats for din dins?

This is why the catholics don't like divorce

i have been tripping and honestly its the best and worst decision of my life

The sight and sounds of pakis makes my physically ill

>male pakis and their facial hair
>male pakis and their identical hair styles
>paki females and their pathetic imitations of popular white women fashions
>pakis using paki words
>pakis speaking in British paki accents
>pakis talking about islam
>pakis using words like "init" and "man"

youtube.com/watch?v=5Uo_mAs7POA
M&S Chicken goujons and crispy potato slices

post yfw you see your oneitis coming your way

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Takeaway is here

Times to fill tummy

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Am eu4 lad from earlier

Just got home about to fire up the autism-fueled map game wew

Elan!

mfw I see my oneitis coming my way

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Moni aren't you of Pakistani origin?

Hey big bender
Dun da da da
Cooooooome bend on inside of meeee

holy shit lads
how the fuck is are Tim holding it together

youtube.com/watch?v=EqrXjFac75U

wahey! what did you get lad?

That's a shame
There he is! Hello lad, good to know you're still knocking about, sorry to maybe reopen closed wounds if you guys fell out. Wasn't sure what else to call you

I am of paki blood but that's all

what fictional place would you live in and who would you be?
>ancapistan as a trillionaire

Star trek as a science ensign

sat avoiding doing the washing up. going to start it now.
might save some time and throw some stuff out

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Doesn't that make you Pakistani? Not to open the can of worms that is nationality and race

Not really like anything, it is what it is. Here's a rundown:
>first marriage, my biological father called John, ended soon after (recently got back in touch with him after a decade of no contact, he was happy for me to contact him and he seems nice enough but we both accept that we have different lives and don't want to impose on each other too much)
>second marriage some asshole called Tim, barely remember him, divorced soon after possibly because he hit her but can't be sure
>third a really great guy called David, very kind to me and my siblings, nicest guy I've ever met, always there and supportive, divorced due to stress caused by both their extended families
>fourth marriage some really spergy guy called Richard, divorced after a while because she couldn't take the autism any more
>fifth marriage, married David again, they're both now happy
David is the guy I consider my dad

corr fookin 'ell luv t'jumbo sosig rolls Ginstas sells
propa fills me up like not as good as a fookin four pack of me favrite Greggs.

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Not a problem lad, I've over it now, bit of a sadness but these things happen aye

mfw i see her big tits bounce over to me

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40K as a space marine

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S'truth, glad you bounced back. Nice to hear from you anyway

fookin luv pakis me, ya related to Mo Salah?

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Yes but there's a difference between pakis and people who are just racially a paki

so lads, what do you find to be the comfiest things? I have a particular fondness for sunset, and light coming through curtains or blinds, it's so so comfy.

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thats a very unique data string to give out user id be careful if i were you

Cheers lad, flattered you remember me

Hmm very jelly, like to make chessy blt chicken sandwhiches with goujons
Frogfag right?
Sort it out also some people give you money for old clothes.
give me some handy downs

oregan orege

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low lights and nothing to do

>she will never see you as anything more than a colleague

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comfy

I always think of like a hot summers day in a NYC apartment with the sun coming through the curtains

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I think i am better at video games as an adult. I dont play games much anymore but i think i am better because as a kid i would always make the same mistakes and not really think about what i am doing wrong.

Peaceful summers mornings when it's light at like 430am, that fresh walk home still high or something

The blue hue of my pc monitors at night

Driving home or being driven home at night on the motorway with all the yellow lights

GANTA IS FIGHTING YUYO'S SISTER!!!
THIS IS DRAMATIC!!!

'ello chaps. I am from the U.S. If I challenge Prince Henry to a bout and kill him, can I assume his role as a Prince?

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>Driving on a nice clear day listening to the radio
>Going to the beach I went to as a child
>Nice cold shower after a gym session

Yes, but he gets his helicopter

Most people that evil done unto them become evil
why are we so nice?

>Trying to avoid her finding out how Autismo I am

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A tavern owner or something in discworld

Someone mentioned Norway and it made me think of you, we used to speak about her sometimes back when.

driving in the rain is comfy

You can try. He would probably win because he is trained to fight.

Well cheers lad, but yeah, thats all over now, how are things with you? Fallen in love with any cute foreigners lately?

>frogfag

Unsure if you meant cause I posted with a pepe or because I was gonna play France

Tavern owner in Discworld would be cool tho lad

>reduced viability and increased breaking distance is comfy
No

New Boku No Hero Academia series starts this weekend.

Anyone else hyped?

why not start an irl pub with big cups and only let midgets and freaks in?

Pizza, chips and kebab meat with garlic dip

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Man I need to read those again

So I'll have to open it in Cornwall then

>not driving to match the road conditions

watching deaman wonderland sober has made it a hundred times more interesting desu
havent seen it sorry broi

Nice lad, classic meal, you piss yet or planning of getting pissed?

not really ased lad. I was reading the manga but i stopped. Its decent but its just generic shonen

Yes but all royal challenges each year must be made before St Bernard's feast day or they're thrown out by parliamentary fiat.

Things are good my end. I'm always falling in love with foreign cuties.

>he is trained to fight

So am I.

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Did they ever find Red John in the end of The Mentalist?

Yeah it was the gook they work with.

That was a pretty sweet show on 5usa

Comfy memories of watching CSI and NCIS with dad on that channel

legally, answering this question is high treason and i know gchq operates in this thread, so i'm not going to say anything

reminder that if you have a t shirt with some kind of quirky joke or slogan on it, you are a cringey manchild

he says as he plays a miniclip game

what game? origi

I only get pissed on Fridays or Saturdays lad, rarely drink during the week

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8 ball quick fire pool desu

my mate wore an "eat sleep game repeat" shirt the other day lel

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Lad what do you do if you find illegal drugs laying around? Can you hand them into the police?

Afraid they'll confiscate your silverware?

No you take them obviously.

Nice day with Crona today :)
Show shirt lad

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no way! never would have expected that but then again, id have to be as smart as the mentalist

>Nice day with Crona today :)

Gonna tell us what you did, old chap?

But I don't want any drugs lad

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this is crushing lads. Watching the part with the poor kid was painful. The world is disintegrating around us

>Comfy memories of watching CSI and NCIS with dad on that channel
same here user

Has he not gone home yet? Hasn't it been like a month

wait this is still going on?! Jesus what does your
poor mother think

Andrew Martin

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i'm watching NCIS right now on 5usa

From the comments
>British accent documentary narrarator: "The year is 2017, and we are looking back in time at birth of a white nationalist. Little do they know, ten years after the time this was posted, the kid layed down the law of the white man onto the negroid species using space aged laser whips and chains."

Utter state of weebs, seriously fuck off or at least drop the anime shit . Really pissing me off now it's so cringey, have some self awareness

Give them to one of the lads here.

Do you think she got GRBAPON?

As weird as this sounds, I just cant get my head around the fact people like that exist. Like I just cant believe it. You know they have 0 self awareness but think they do, they think their actually cool and shit.