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Good lad, nothing wrong with a bit of that.

t.not sagiri

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>female gaming buddy.
wew lad. you truly are a cuck from head to toe junlad

Quick wank me thinks. A good old tug like

it isn't
it's actually euphoric, hence the autoerotic asphyxiation thing

when I was a lad kids used to try stuff like hyperventilation and capilary dilation (basically just breathing hard for a few minutes then holding your breath, do NOT try) to get the rush of starving your brain of oxygen.
One lad actually passed out whilst stood up and smashed up all his teeth.

It's jun and his cuck frens ruin a thread edition

the filter is the saviour of threads

>30 years old
>low status male with nothing to offer
>If I have nothing to offer I have no worth
>If i have no worth whats the point in even trying?

Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like if your worth as a man and a human being wasn't defined by your ability to provide.

i'm on day 5 and its fricken difficult

That's not euphoria.

tomorrow the DWP gets to decide if I eat for the next 4 weeks
yay

not getting into a philosophical debate about it

at least if we lived in some primative society we could pick up an axe and kill chad.

I mean, your worth is how your perceive yourself. You dont feel worthy because you're allowing your perception to be decided by society.

havent had a wank in weeks, haven't found the motivation

Think I'm gonna have to accept that I'm a loser that will never find love or fulfilment, despite me only being 18, I feel like I've already wasted my whole life.
inb4 I regret posting this

Partially, but in the society we live in if you don't have a job then you're a loser. Being a male loser is almost the biggest social crime except for like being a nonce.

Doesn't matter how good of a guy you are or if you're well liked and have a wide circle of friends.

Of course there isn't. You should just relax and rub your own cock to bigger, darker ones claiming tight pussy.

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You don't understand what euphoria is. It isn't triggered by starving the brain of oxygen.

shouldn't you be posting about asian gangs while wanking with the other hand lad? haha

star playing jrpgs

I said I'm not wrestling with your definition

its up to you. You will be a loser if you have this attitude. At your age you should be out there socializing.

The fuck will that do?
originger

been good lads
been good

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It's not mine. A headrush and euphoria are two physiologically different things and feel completely different. You're an actual idiot for thinking strangling yourself is in any way similar to taking uppers.

>gets called out
>tries to hide

if it really does make you feel that way then maybe i ought to try it in preparation. thank you for all the help - that's very interesting also. never knew that

Literally got not money for the month ahah fuck me.

FUCK Northerners
FUCK their bright red berry faces.
FUCK their stupid pig noses and thin lips.
FUCK their love of chips and gravy
FUCK their stupid, unintelligible accents
FUCK their complete reliance on Southern taxpayers
FUCK their awful cuisine
FUCK their constant voting for Labour
FUCK their braindead love of football
FUCK their shitty seaside 'attractions'
FUCK their stinking fat wives
FUCK their bloated bellies filled with Carling
FUCK their love of all foods greasy and unhealthy.
FUCK your endless rows of depressing council houses meant for factory workers
FUCK your dark satanic mills.
FUCK your hatred of Thatcher
FUCK your obsession with the Hillsborough disaster.
FUCK your misplaced hatred of the rich
FUCK the Scouse Louse
FUCK the Yorkshire Porkmen
FUCK the Manc Wank.
FUCK their whippets and staffies.
FUCK the North.

I never want to go to fucking Yorkshire again. You would have to pay me to step one foot in Wigan or Manchester.
Not even our Lord Jesus Christ could coax me into Liverpool, Blackpool or any other 'pool'.

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i'm 23, i'm a complete fuck up, lost the genetic lottery, ruined my life by isolating myself, i've got no friends, i'm a rampant alcoholic, still live with my parents and i couldn't give two shits anymore. the trick is stop caring

It doesn't. It makes you black out. I can't believe how uneducated you lot are sometimes.

Euphoria is a prolonged feeling of elation, extreme happiness. It's not a headrush.

Its one of the, If you want to a be part of a society, then, yeah, you have to play by their rules. Your worth is how your perceive yourself but also other peoples perception of you is a projection of their worth.

You're not really a part of society as a neet anyway, so its fair play in my eyes.

Not really, but we all enjoy to play both sides.

Notherners are usually poor, ugly, blame muh muzzies for all their problems and obsessed with drink. Nuke the working class shithole

We wouldn't be this way if Thatcher hadn't dismantled the coal industry and sent the midlands into a 30 year social and economical collapse.

Society determines the individual's worth.

You should unironically start lifting or doing combat sports. You will have a massive advantage over the norms if you do either

not a good start figs
I'm in a fucking foul mood myself.

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awww
did they pick on you?

>A headrush and euphoria are two physiologically different things
debatable, they're not mutually exclusive
>thinking strangling yourself is in any way similar to taking uppers
what chemicals are you talking about
euphoria is euphoria, it doesn't matter if it comes from a pill or fighting a bear

thatcher truly doomed us

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Whenever I think about socializing, I think to myself, "what if I say something really stupid and autistic?", "what if I say something offensive", "What if I embarrass myself" and that just goes through my head, "what if, what if, what if". It causes me to steer clear of most social situations and just stay in my room. I wish I could be brave enough, but I'm just not.

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it's an emotion
there's no time constraints applied to it

There is no debate here. It's clear you've never experienced it, getting a headrush is so different it's actually laughable.
Even the fact you're unaware of ecstacy, the most commonly used drug to achieve euphoria, highlights your naivety.

See you lot tomorrow, hope a britfeeler gets the famed octos.

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goodnight deaf child

what was that one really autistic tripfag called

No why would i do such a gay cucky thing

I've seen things you wouldn't fucking believe in the North. Disgusting rat faced little shaven chavs speaking unintelligible gibberish throwing condoms filled with shit at cars. I've seen hatchbacks on fire by the sides of the motorway coming out of Manchester. If a series of neutron bombs reduced the entire population of the Norf into glowing ash and shadows on walls the entire nation would breathe a collective sigh of relief. I received evil fucking stares and unwarranted hatred the moment I opened my mouth and spoke with an accent that doesn't sound like I'm speaking with a mouthful of vaseline.

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Being light headed isn't an emotion. What are you trying to say?

I'm not gonna give an anecdote to support an opinion, that would be embarrassing
I know what MDMA is, I know how it works, what I'm trying to get through is that it's not the only thing capable of producing a euphoric sensation

serious question but once you get into normal working class areas...is there really that much of a different between the north and the south? i mean unless youre in a well-off area arent they both just full of chavs and pakis anyway?

yeah, i would but i'm not really open about my smoking and partner doesnt approve

Yes. Southern chavs may be little shits but are nothing compared to the unadulterated crassness, bigotry and ignorance exhibited by these pig-men.

RIP chap

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We're getting somewhere now
You know that feeling when you stand up too quick and get dizzy, well that's not what we're discussing.
So you're probably correct, in whatever you're trying to say.

You admit you have no actual experience of what you're attempting to talk about? You've now backed yourself into a corner where you need to defend the idea that strangling yourself, removing oxygen from the brain, produces euphoria; what you're actually feeling is low blood pressure and dizziness, not euphoria.
I am interested to see how you try to get out of this one.

>that's not what we're discussing
It literally is.

Don't know lad, not like insecure, tryhard Jow Forums posters wank off to blacked porn and 'pakis' fucking your crush right? :^)

>He can't differentiate between Brit/pol/ posters and outer/pol/ Yanks and other assorted flotsam and jetsam
>the Jow Forums boogeyman

might have a shave lads, been a couple of weeks now (and a couple more for my epic sideburns)

No, not really. You determine your own worth. Other peoples might try to determine your worth but that is a projection based on the services they want. If we're going to argue that a persons worth id determined by their economical value, then, you would be saying a cleaner is worth more than a banker. Is a footballer more worthy than a professor? depends on who you ask.

feels good lads

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I thought that was a mirror at first

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yeh mate we need more fookin' footballas I fookin luv ngubu i do he's a propa lads lad he is if we 'ad six footballas to every one fookin worthless suvvern ponce professa we'd be alot betta off fookin premya league makes big muney it does me mate dazza said so.

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Remove society. What are you worth? What value do you possess to any degree? None.

Quite the projection

Any bad lads in tonight?
Feel like causing a bit of mischief..

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>low blood pressure and dizziness, not euphoria.
low blood pressure, dizziness, AND euphoria
serotonin spikes as a result
even if you don't believe the subject, this is measurable and falsifiable

is that done all on MS paint? i need to step my fucking game up

I wonder if there will be fewer gays in future because they all just take hormones then kill themselves?

Sorry sga fren i voted you

You might get a serotonin boost but that's not euphoria. Euphoria is a prolonged sensation, it comes over you in waves. Very difficult to describe but it's certainly not choking yourself - howling.

get out you fucking normie vermin

I love paint. You can do a great deal with it if you put in the time, mind you its clunky as fuck.

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>Pube that high
It was rigged from the start

pube spamming himself what a sad piece of shir

it's not MDMA levels of euphoria, but it's still euphoria

can you tell me what else produces euphoria?

>Both 'white'
Nothing of value was lost

i'm easily the hottest poster on all of Jow Forums

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>One of them is wearing a wig.

State of you fucking degenerates.

imagine fucking a sissy while his gf watches haha

God the worktop is almost up to his chest jesus christ.
>Being black and a manlet

No idea who the shit this Preusse is, but where's Tilde? She'd get my vote without a doubt.

a GOOAAAAALLLL if you're a football retard.

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>(you) ing that pol poll
im ver disapoint

It's not euphoria at all.
Other than drugs you'd have to achieve something pretty spectacular, it's not really something you can deliberately trigger.

evening tilde lad, how are the pies selling these days?

>i won't argue about it
>argues about it

ffs STOP