>be me, 19
>femanon, pedobear and socially awkward
>go to mcdonalds
>see huge ass line
>think about leaving due to being socially retarded and don't do well around other people
>notice I'm hungrier than an African
>get in line behind some fat neckbeard
>he smells like virginity
>realise that's me
>skip what feels like an eternity
>don't realise its my turn
>hear a cute little voice say 'miss?'
>shoot my head up to see who it is
>realise its coming from the counter
>see cute little boy in a McDonalds uniform
>has to be around 13-15
>think about what id do to him if he was tied up on my be-
>he says 'miss' again
>jump and leave my fantasy word where pedophilla is legal and so is kidnapping children
>realise im holding up the line full of fat reddit users
>walk to the counter with little boy standing there
>he's looking up at me with an innocent expression on his face
>realise if I want to be on good terms with people ill need to look happy
>heard somewhere eye contact helps with communication
>forget I have extremely noticeable eyebags
>I widen my eyes to the point of pain
>I lean over the counter because my socially awkward brain thought that if we were closer we could have better eye contact
>don't notice how retarded I look with half of my skinny ass body half way across the counter
>put on a smile that feels friendly but probably looks like I want to rape him, not saying I don't
>I say jokingly
'aren't you a cutie?'
>don't realise how loud I said it due to autism
>he jumps back a little
>i stare at him, still not realising im a fucking retard, awaiting a response
>after like 10 seconds of us staring back at each other he finally says
'm-miss would you please remove yourself from the counter?'
>realise what I'm doing
>I get on my feet behind the counter
's-sorry'
>looking back I'm surprised he didn't call for security
>he looks at me with a face disappointment
>I know this face because its the face my parents give me when I open up about my feelings
Be me, 19
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>I look away, disappointed in myself
>cant stand to look at him as to not feel anymore ashamed than I already am
>i see a few people staring at me
>i hear people laughing
>think theyre laughing at me
>decide ive given up trying and walk out the door
>dont even look back
>go home
>masturbate to the thought of the boy being scared of me
>finish
>cry
why am i like this
a shame this story is likely fake and you're a LARPing guy
interesting larp user. have you considred taking up professional writing?
le cancer kys opei
>McDonalds
>Security
Where the fucking hell do you live? Detroit?
>>femanon
stopped reading there
fuck off roastie attentionwhore
Worked at McDs for a few months, had a few idiots like you too, but mostly male.
Just become the autismo turboslut you were always meant to be already.
Autistic lanklets are for guys what a crippled deer is for wolves.
Nobody will want you as a gf of course (and the ones who do probably arent right for you) but honestly loads of casual sex is a nice distraction from the difficult life you will lead.
detroit mcdonalds don't have security (although they should)
>enabling women to be whores and not to better themselves
This is the good shit I come here for.
Well the problem with autistic females isn't the autism, it's what the autism does to female facial figures, and bodies... (masculine, hairy, flabby, bad facial profiles, doesn't groom pussy and underarms etc..)
Yes, it's so awful being a young woman that likes males.
Story would be better if the girl was 21-25
i look like a mid teen
can i sign up to be your little shota please
Fake story, i read this in a Stephen King novel.
which Stephen King novel?
i feel your pain OP
we have to stick with 2D until androids are invented to use for our /ss/ fantasies
this isn't a Stephen king novel fyi
what is this [orginal post] fucking shit
autism doesn't have superficial symptoms
shove your bro science up your ass
That was good OC, user. Whether that was true or false it is still a good post. One truly worthy of this board I might add.
The op is definitely a larp, but in Russia I saw security in some burger kings. It depends on the owner of the place, I guess.
They didn't call the cops purely because you're a woman and it would unironically be sexist to do that in today's society.
Good larp though. However there's no way a woman who can be robotlike can possibly exist.
It's very well known that it does. Open a book sometimes.
I've always wanted to talk to someone like this. It genuinely makes me a bit curious to see how someone like this is. Why do you like kids? Does this kind of thing happen often? etc.
Tell us the things you'd do to that boy if he was in your bedroom.
>I want to believe
when you are left alone for the majority of your life not even getting bullied and little attention from a single parent, you don't get taught your society's norms thus you make your own, as in: if you never get told murder is bad if you do it yourself you'll hardly care because you dont knoe why people find it so shocking
this is usaully when you're growing up and before you are told what you do is wrong its too late due to having your own mind and norms
stop, get original somehelp
This right here is what a fucking subhuman looks like.
If it were Stacy, the boy would've asked for her number and no one would be laughing, they'd just be uncomfortable in the presence of an attractive pedophile.
Fembots will rise again.
this is what happens if you don't give autists tendies
The sad thing is, I can actually believe this is real
Mfw I am a baby faced manlet and work at McDonald's. Mama please tie me to your bed
>be me, [an age that I cannot even say ironically because mods are fags]
>working part time at mcdonalds to get some extra money since poorfag
>busy day and lots of people
>some tall, lanky, masculine looking woman spaced out
>I call to her so the other customers dont get angry
>she just starts staring at me with a creepy ass smile
>had to be at least a whole 7 seconds before I repeat
>"m- miss?"
>she jumps slightly and I recoil a bit out of shock
>she doesnt take off that smile
>she just stares into my eyes like a fucking witch as she was walking up to the counter
>Huge fucking eyebags, has she not slept or something?
>uncomfortable.gif
>try to keep a neutral expression because boss was complaining about enthusiasm and shit
>will she make it worse?
>of, fucking, course she can
>she opens her eyes wide so I can see the countless red lines
>she leans over the counter and puts her head around 30 centimeters from mine
>staring continues
>finally leans back
>out of nowhere she loudly says "arent you a cutie?"
>recoil a bit in shock at how loudly she said it
>another 10 whole seconds pass as I wait for the order
>dont know what to say because I dont want to hurt another customer after the jew joke I said to a guy with a huge nose
>quietly muster up a "m-miss would you please remove yourself from the counter?"
>she just looks at me for a bit and does so
>apologizes and promptly leaves
>mfw
Abuse is abuse you fucking degenerate. Stop praying on kids and either end yourself or get on meds.
Idk who is worse her or me that wants a gf like her
>tfw no sleep-deprived aspie dominant shotacon gf
why am I feeling this
where did life go so wrong
i just want her to do whatever she wants with me ;~;
same here
this thread: youtube.com
@Emolga_Yellow
>joined march 2016
oh shit she's probably real
>tfw that location
post vocaroo saying some robot shit to prove feminity.
Depends what you mean by good
you guys think she's still here?
You know honestly, at least you aren't trying to get 30 year old men to marry you because you think that's how fulfilling relationships are made and calling men your own age "babyface". I couldn't care any less about your pedophilia anymore, young women chasing way older men is a bigger problem to the point where they should be marked as low IQ by default and tossed into a gas chamber.
So, rant aside, where do you live? Would you consider a guy in your own age group?
check no idea if she likes legal guys or not
Please write more, a whole book
You type like a European. Are you from the UK?