One shot at life

>one shot at life
>named Miles.

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Don't worry buddy, you can go the distance!

it's not a bad name

I know a chad named Miles, you can still make it user.

FUCK YOU IM MILES

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miles makes me think of miles prower the sonic character which makes me think of all the hentaii i've seen of him.

miles is a cool name just be glad you weren't named something ugly like edger or something common like daniel.

Legally change your name to Chad and let us know how it goes. For science!

yeah bs rooster teeth plebbit fan.

oh you secretly want to be named miles dont you.. oh but here you could pretend. pathetic normie. I can smell your intentions fag

Atleast you weren't named Anton.

GUYS MY NAME IS ACTUALLY MILES IM NOT MAKING IT UP BECAUSE IM RETARDED AND WANT TO BE NAMED SOMETHING THAT STUPID

KILL YOURSELF OP

Fuck off with your normie name. Try being named fucking Cletus.

who the fuck is named Anton?

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>Cletus
my sides, picture related

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>one shot at life
>aborted
>kek

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I-I am... It's Swedish

wow, ive never heard the name Anton before.

>one shot at life
>called Sebastian

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I got dick for miles

It's not that bad, pretty common in Sweden

>one shot
>parents named me Hercules

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OP why do you hate that name? It's a great name.

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I live in bongland

i don't know really, something in me just doesn't like it, I'm not sure why.

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Oh.. Then it might be worse

You dislike it because it's yours, and you didn't have a choice in the matter.
Miles is a really cool name user. You're just worrying a bit too much.

>Bongland
i'm a brainlet what town are you talking about.

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england m8
originale commente

god id give anything to smash a 2d cutie like that. shed take a dick

Miles Teller

I can't imagine an adult named Miles. That's a name for an 8 year old boy and nobody else.

you can always be a baby driver and get molested by kevin spacey

imagine being named Gleb
I knew a Gleb in kindergarten, he had autism and liked to color pictures of cars

At least you aren't a white dude named Dion.

*changes music forever*
names mean nothing, try doing something

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>be me
>named eric
user, at least you aren't stuck with le edgy school shooter name

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That's cool. Nothing negative about it.

user, people kept making jokes comparing me and Eric Harris because I was so quiet. Fuck, I wouldn't be surprised if people purposefully stayed away from me because of that

Well, should have lived up to your name then.

>tfw Carlos
>5'8 white twink with curly brown hair and huge bubble butt
I know what I was destined to do :3

Aesthetic digits my dude

>I know what I was destined to do :3
Go by carl?

>Zachary
Fuck

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Dubs of truth. Check em. How the fuck hasn't anyone noticed it?

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It could be worse A LOT worse, your parents could have named you Eugene.

>one shot at life
>shitskin
>skinny manlet
>5 inch cock
>shit job
>alcoholic
at least I dont have a sterio typical name like pedro

It's a nice name and it's cute because it reminds me of tails

holy fuck how did nobody else notice, that was genius

how does it feel to be this new
fucking easter holidays I swear

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miles from Master's shop?

>Franko-Norman name
probably preferable to being named after a Jewish Medshit
I'm not even a med, nor am I jewish.

>"honey, we live in Northern Europe, what should we name our son?"
>"I don't know, how about something from an unrelated part of the world that we have no connection to?"
>"sounds great!"

>one shot at life
>named MyAngel

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doesn't sound that bad considered to me

>get named barry
>get mistaken for spanish
>im actually 50% asian 50% caucasian
>4inch dick
>fat
>5'4
>gay

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just replace spiderman silly

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that's a great name user.

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>one shot at life
>named Norman
>If only you knew how bad things really are

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Kek, my friend's last name is Normann

Named after the miles of cock OP takes because he's a faggot

Miles is a goat tier name, user. Not a normie name like Brad or John, but not weird enough to be alienating like Hunter or fucking Titus

Hunter is just a hick name. Like darrel or cletus or jeb

This is a cool name. Become a writer.

This is also a dank ass name become a physist, chemist, mathematician or physician.

Now this is a bad name.

You should sing "Under the Sea" all day.