Sister is still a virgin (don't ask how I know)

>sister is still a virgin (don't ask how I know)
>local church chad has decided he wants to take her virginity
>my little sister thinks she can convince him to change and that he won't dump her like all the other girls
This is kind of a problem, I don't want some faggot taking advantage of her. There are plenty of great guys in her youth group but she isn't interested in any of them, she just had to fall for the player. How do I handle this?

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Emasculate the man in front of her or publicly

break chad's knees in the name of the lord in heaven.

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Or break his little sisters knees for being a dumb young roastie

Oh, I'd do it alright but she's such a nice person she'll probably end up feeling sorry for him. If I was going to hurt him I'd have to commit to killing him. Don't wanna go that far (yet)

You should pee on her, to show other males she is still your property

there comes a time in a brothers life where he must accept that his sister, like every girl, is a THOT.

haha thot get it hahaahhah!!! I GET IT I LOLED HARD AHAHHAAHAHA IF SHE BREATHE SHES A THOT HAHAA LOVE meemes@@!!!

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they are tho
hope you like the taste of other dudes cum

>itt sperg can't handle the fact that his sister has a vagina
let her live

why not take your sister's virginity???

If it looks like things are about to hit peak chad and he's primed to break her hymen, then I'll have to pull off the ol' one-two and do the job before he can, but I'd prefer to use that as a last resort. It's a brothers duty to protect his sisters smile, after all.
Thing is, she knows he's a manslut, but she thinks she can change him. I want her to end up with a nice Christian guy before it's too late and she boards the cocktrain.

>youth group
>church

That's the problem right there, of course she won't be attracted to anyone in a fucking youth group those are the most beta of the whole church, get her out of it and take her virginity yourself in the name of Yahweh

You literally can't fix her, she's succumbed to the natural retarded mindset of "I can fix him"
I have no clue what the actual woman thought process is (desu there probably is none, women don't think) but there's basically no convincing her that she's wrong and that she can't "fix" or "change" someone.
This dude has the right idea though if you REALLY want to get shit done you've gotta do it yourself.

Chad man is part of her youth group. He's banged every girl there except for her.

christians aren't nice people, and if they are they are just extremely retarded

Just raper her user then she can't lose her virginity to chad.

fuck out of here with your shitty twitter memes newfag

because maybe he isn't a degenerate

*tips fedora*
Us atheists sure are more intelligent!
*upboats*
XD

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Alright, alright. Looks like I've got to man up and do the hard thing. When would be the best time to do the job?
>me
>not a degenerate
I'd have already done it but I'm too afraid of getting disowned.

Kill Chad and marry your sister

>fuck chads sister.
no sister?
>fuck chads mother.
no mother?
>rape chad at gun point.

what are the ages user?

if you've got a car then fucking your sisters sweet little pussy and riding off into the sunset would be the best bet.

There's a great H-game about this.

She doesn't actually believe that, that's just what she tells you. The truth is she wants to have sex with him because he's hot but doesn't think it's appropriate to tell her brother that, so she makes up a "Christian" excuse.
t.fembot

She's 17, I'm 20
she turns 18 next month

You know what fuck you ill believe what i wanna believe

Slip her some GHB during dinner then make she she goes into her room.
Soon after she will be out and you can fuck her without ending up in prison most likely.

Make sure**
You can put it in her water.

you can't stop the slut train

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If you faggots start arguing about religion I'll rape you, so shut up. Being a fedora of either atheism or theism makes you look like a fucking tool.

>thinking you can change the nature of women
>user can change hundreds of thousands of years of evolution with a couple of show and tells
Boi OP, I hope Chad leaves her pregnant and your parents force you to support your sister to raise Chad's bastard. I pray for Chad's sperm to be strong and give her twins, better yet.

What will dis being here going

>wake up
>vagina is sore
>no hymen
user...

How do you know that she's still a virgin?

Finger in vagoo. Now lets move on.

Why would she check if her hymen is still there?

I can't let you do that Chad.

This. Women will lie to you about anything if it helps them, so you should always assume she has impure motivations and is hiding things from you.

>three sister incest threads up right now

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user we're going to need a full greentext.
You can't leave it like that.

Just man up and beat the piece of shit as a warning, then if anything happens kill him. It's that simple op.

Take your sister's virginity before the bible fucker does

If you really do live in a religious family, just tell your dad. Not saying it's going to work but it has a greater than 0% chance of working.

ookkokok i meant *whore* don't be a fucking retarded sperg

>sticks his finger in his sister
>doesn't stick his penis in her, tell her he loves her and claim her as his
hmmmmm

>sister is sleep
>shove to see if still sleep
>she sleep
>stick hand down pants
>finger in vagoo
>mfw hymen

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How are you going to stop me buddy? I can bench your bodyweight with my dick. Your sister is getting the Chad classic. Better raise my son right or I'm trying again with your madre.

Oh, my dad is about ready to kill the guy himself, but unfortunately he isn't too perceptive. That shithead could easily bypass my father.

Nice.
Oregonian

This is pretty much the only thing you can do that would actually work. Is it worth it? I don't know, it's your call.

With a gun. I'm a coward and don't take no chances. Sorry Chad, it's just business. Can't leave myself at risk of failure, and you know that.

omg op do it next month

just make the offer straight up, tell her you want to do it for her

post pic of her

>he doesn't know about the chad body armor and the alpha tactical rifle
>thinks his soyboy pistol is stopping me from seeding his sister's untapped womb
user. Please.

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Don't be a fucking pussy. Use an axe like a real man.

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>pistol
Please, I'm only 20. I only have my pathetically underpowered 50cal rifle. Obviously I won't be confronting chad face to face, I'll do it from the safety of the tress.
I like to get the job done well.

>he thinks Chad doesn't have his buddy Brad covering him from a safe distance ready to take down the cuck in the tree
user, try as you might, but that pussy is mine to open up.

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Fuck it OP, lets plan a murder. Meet the Chad, murder him, chop him up, then tell your sister he loved her, then anonymously leave her the body parts. This should frighten her into being a virgin for a year or two. Of course that's just one idea.

Chad hates Brad because Brad is a dickhead.

Alright OP you wanna make this work out in your favour? here's fucking how.
You tell your sister about R9K, get some user to make a spoof thread pretending to be the chad in the church group and show it to her. The spergs and degenerates egging falsfag chad on here will be enough to deter her from him.....
Bonus points if you can get someone to derail the thread doing some MFW's of them wishing they were you.
No one has to die, he might even get kicked outta the church group and your sister will be turned off to him completely by seeing "him" associate with us fucks.

On a scale from 0 to 10, where 0 is in the middle of the Taiga and 10 central Mumbai, how rural do you live?

All the alphas gang up on the normies and betas regardless of their getting along user. C'mon. Stop trying to dig deeper into it. The hole only goes so far, and the chinese ain't waiting on the other side.

Good luck with that.
Roasties are biologically programmed to obey Chad. Only way you can save her is being more Chad than him, which means kicking his ass in front of her and humiliating him.

Looks like I'll have to beat chad up, then fuck her. Will post results after.

>Looks like I'll have to beat chad up
Yes
>then fuck her.
Are you retarded?

>implying there is anything you can do

Just let nature take it's course. If you're right she might learn a lesson. If you're wrong your sister will be happy. If you intervene she won't learn shit and you just made an enemy for life.

Do you even need to ask?
Oirgannnnnalle

Don't expect to fuck her Op, just say you did it for her and she needs to find the right man if their's a chance it'll happen it's then

I'm not actually gonna fuck her, retard.

where are you from, i'll kill him or take his balls at least for you

Fuck your sister like one of those porn scenes where you're "protecting her"

How? I've never gotten a girl in bed before, mostly due to my own apathy, so I don't know how.

Ill fuck your sister for you OP, im a down to earth nerd and I make 100Gs a year. After we can plays some DND and video games together.
If your sister turns out to be cool ill even take responsibility and marry her.

I can answer more about myself if I have peeked your interest

>DnD
You certainly have, I'm somewhat of a TTRPG fan myself. My family has a game that we play now and then as well, so my sister knows the game.

So whereabouts are you? East coast?

Interesting, I have about 5 years DMing experience and usually draw my own paper craft figures and maps to "enhance" the experience for my players. No I am located in the west coast but It is not an issue for me to simply fly out to where ever you are as I am an architect and 80% of my income has been saved and unspent; no brag just fact.

I must warn you that I am 29 years old and have been in nine sexual relationships. I will understand if you do not find this satisfactory due to the age difference and experience between myself and your sister.

>I must warn you that I am 29 years old and have been in nine sexual relationships
You'll have to answer me three questions
Why that many?
How many were girlfriends?
Who chose to break up?

ogopolo

You're selling your sister to some fatarse so desperate to fuck he'd be ready to take any cunt an user gives him.

Are you fucking serious ? Start being a man and just defend your sister.

Why that many?
That is simply how many times the opportunity to get laid has arisen, I do not seek relationships but often I find destiny opens doors for me and I simply have to step through. I cant help but feel that this could be another. God has deemed to bless me with a handsome face.

How many were girlfriends?
One, the very first one.

Who chose to break up?
Them, I am "emotional distant". I have feelings I simply cant express them.

I'm not fat, I bike every day.

Sorry mate, you don't cut it. Too little restraint, too loose with your self. It's too bad, you sound like a cool dude but I wouldn't let you near my sister.

That fucking beard. He refuses to have any beard that is not on his neck.

Thats alright, I bare you no ill will. I too have a sister and can relate to your issue, lucky for me she is a lesbian and only sleeps with woman.

Best of luck my friend.

You too user, good luck. May fortune find you a staying love someday.

t. brothers who can't handle/cope that their sisters are whores

OP

let nature take it's course.

Hopefully she'll get it before she hits 30
She should've chosen one of the other nice young men in the youth group

>I bike every day.
i bet you do

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who don did it?

What kind of degenerate church do you go to

A large one, in a rich neighborhood.

Yep, she has urges she can't control. She likely witnessed him being more violent/rude to the "polite quiet Christian boys" and that glimmer of psychopathy sexually arouses her.

There is nothing to be done. When you've got 4 billion fewer neurons in your neocortex there is nothing to be done. You are a slave to hedonistic desires for sugar, nicotine, caffeine, cum, etc.

You just have to embarrass him user, just flex on him and make him look dumb, really not that hard

I never thought I'd ever see Moon-Man's eyes but not I feel horrified because of what he looks like without sunglasses.

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The best option is to assert your dominance, take the Chad's anal virginity in front of your sister to emasculate him. She won't be interested in him anymore and he'll know not to mess with you.

where are the 4's constanza

Tell your parents bluntly that you see a guy trying to fuck your sister. If they are serious Christians they will prevent it by applying social pressure.

Is pic related sister?

No, of course not. That's some japanese chick.

Why not tell the priest on him and get a me too movement going on in the youth group to get him kicked out?