Oh fuck i never actually expected anyone to swipe right on me what the fuck do i say?

"wanna smash" works everytime

is that ScreaM?

She's just gonna ghost you, user! Don't respond!

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bwahaha nice keep us posted

say: no one likes a boar either you fat fuk lmao

If she gets the reference then she has bad taste

She is semi attractive with her tits sticking out. You'll be lucky if she even read your message.

She didn't say that to him it's a randomly generated message by the app to pressure you into talking to the person you matched with.

Are you really asking this question?
No one can be as handsome as this edshot machine.

Bumping cuz I'm interested.

It happened again?!
WTF am I a Chad now?

Please help, these roasties don't have anything on their bios i don't know how to be interesting.

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say: i like your tits and eyes

Start by asking how their day was and all that boring shit. Or you can go for broke and act all alpha and ask them when they want to meet up and what not.

Also i want to tiddyfuck that first girl.

they're both pretty cute desu. they might be bots if they have nothing on their bios unfortunately.

Didn't think of this but yes, they could be bots if you're suddenly getting a lot of hits.

of course. he's alpha as fuck.
they talk about his wun teps

This, OP, you gotta show you mean business and get right to the chase

i think you might be right
fuck

should i send this tho?

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that looks really gay. send it if this gets dubs.

Holy shit this is the gayest thing I have ever read in my entire life. If you're serious then I sure feel fucking bad for you. This is the kind of messages that girls share with their friends and laugh about.

that looks really gay. send it if this doesn't get dubs.

i-its from star trek
when commander riker said it sounded c-cool

Super gay. DO IT!

commander riker is a bitch. he can go lean on a cock.

quote the chad data im sure there's something good from him.

This shit is why I haven't ended it.

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Just tell her the last girl had bigger teets

Just fucking say it you pussy, your first message doesn't matter you just want to get her attention.

Just ask them to marry you, it's a great opening line.

>just say "I love you"
With or without nuts?

these are no fun if the openers are this bad, it just means they're never gonna respond

Yah.

Op don't say anything cheesy and don't say hey.

If you really wanna meet these girls, just message the following.

You seem like a cool girl (or whatever you wanna say here) meet saturday at (this time and at this place).

This will save u time and get to the girls who really wanna go.

Lol this originalo

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Poke her pussi.

Most important thing to keep in mind is these girls get hundreds of messages a day. The most important thing to getting your weiner wet is to stand out. Have a profile picture that she'll remember, either by being good looking and CHAD, or by being creative/funny with your picture and bio.

Same goes for opening lines, it has to be something memorable. She simply will forget about you if you're another guy saying she's cute or "hello what are you doing".

She's a cutie. The Snapchat filter kinda ruins it though.

THat's a serious angle shot if I've ever seen one.

ur mum gay lol xdddddddd

checking get pay no attention to me
fak u

Did she replied?

>Data was practically an autist and still managed to bang several female crew members including the qt Tasha Yar
>Meanwhile most of us can't even talk to girls

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You literal retard. Say it anyways because you deserve it.

If you can match with a girl that looks like that why are you here?

shes fat, if you hadnt already noticed

sounds like tips fedora, don't say that

And no one likes a boar.
Fuck off fatty

a bold move
you're outrageous

I want to punch you in the gut on your period to turn you in to my little tomato sauce sache

What happened to ?