You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father

Define hambeast.
She was/is overweight (I don't know anymore honestly, I haven't seen her in almost 6 years).

Delete this right now OP

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no u didnt u larp fag

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I did but Doesent matter now cause Im on here with everyone

Anything above 20lbs extra is crossing into hambeast territory

Then I guess she was at the time, I always considered it chubby.

ya rite no u didnt!

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okay sir...;( sorry

I was given baby formula and I'm 6 feet tall

How is your jaw development? And your IQ?

>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
My mother was very caring and loving, and my father around all the time. Neither were abusive.
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
Grew up on a farm. We ate like kings.
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
My parents couldn't afford vidya games and we never had cable tv. I played outside all the time.
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
Mom was an amazing cook. That's how I got fat.
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
I played little league and soccer all through my younger years.

Holy shit, you're really bad at this

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>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
Dad was a workaholic, mom probably has undiagnosed BPD
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
I got the fresh tiddy milk
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
Wrong again bucko, spent a lot of time outside with the neighborhood kids
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
She cooked almost every night
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
Only one you're actually right about, at most I'd play basketball in the park with friends but mostly we just rode around on bikes

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Mother put in an enormous effort caring for the house and family, and almost always prepared a proper dinner, but didn't raise me to be independent or to push my limits.
Dad was an alcoholic and fairly aloof, and imparted no wisdom or skills.

It's an interesting combo. It's not like psychologically damaging abuse, but more like being coddled, and thus rendered impotent in the face of real life.

How do I unsoy myself?
What's a simple basic routine I can slowly increase/make better?

You can't. The time to reduce the effects of Soy consumption were in your teens. Your body has adjusted to the suppression of testosterone and induced female qualities. Only way to reverse it is by test injection and unless you lift like a fucking gorilla and understand you'll crash back even worse off in 5 years I wouldn't recommend it.

diet wise would be to change it and get physical exercise

inner would be to get off this website find your hobbies and passions persuit them and dont care what society thinks of you doing them. Take responsibility for your actions, dont let emotions control you

>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
absent father for sure. my mom was far from lazy or neglectful.
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
I was breast fed for over two years. i think my mom went a little over board desu
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
I did watch a lot of tv but until i was 11 ish i spent as much time outside as possible riding bikes and looking at bugs and what have you
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
we were too poor to eat really well but my mom did cook almost all the food i ate besides school meals
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
I wanted to but we were too poor to afford that shit

I'm here because I have aspergers

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Hahaha faggot
>neglectful/lazy mother and absent/etc. father
Absolutely the opposite, on both counts. Model housewife mother, if anything Dad's only shortcoming was hesitation to discipline or even express disapproval.
>soy laced
no and gay
>watching TV, rarely outside
Absolutely wrong, I spent almost all my free time as a child outside innawoods or in the undeveloped hills.
>mother never cooked
Haha holy shit, I ate non-homecooked meals so rarely that it took me years to learn that homemade pies and meats were actually rare and that fastfood and frozen meals (which I almost never had) were fake and gay.
>never played sports
Well I played sports as a kid but was a bitch about it, it's true that my father refrained from being too harsh about holding me to it though. I think it might be him trying to be less like his father, who was really only proud of him out of his three sons because my dad was the only one who did exactly what my grandpa wanted him to (football, Air Force, Christian housewife, etc.)

Projecting is for fags and makes you a fag.

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My parents were great I just think I'm retarded or something. I never saw the point in participating in, well, anything. I don't care about getting rich or scoring touchdowns or exploiting people or getting buff or buying a Lamborghini or trying to impress girls.

I just want to observe stuff. Not sure why just way I'm wired I guess.

An only child, I was raised by a lazy couch potato mean spirited father, a bitchy whiny overprotective mother. Wasn't allowed to have any real fun as a child or teen, didn't have a computer, cell phone, or key to the apartment until after high school. Until age 13 I spent all of the time outside school with my parents, & by the time it was 8th grade, I was embarassed to be seen with them and wanted friends, I was too socially retarded, and ended up alone most of the time.

My parents were health nuts and I drank my mother's milk, and they tried to shelter me from the evils of candy and soda. Nevertheless I would inevitably get my hands on such things and become addicted to them. I would find enough change to buy a Slurpee, kids would give me sweets from their lunch at school, when family sent me money, it would get spent on candy and soda. I also masturbated 5 times a day during age 14-18, which really stunted my development, I was growing taller and taller until I started fapping, then never grew any more and remained at 5ft8in.

I didn't even have video games or my own TV, or computer or internet at home. Its hard to imagine what I'd even do all the time. Procrastinate on homework, jerk off, play with toys, read books and magazines, listen to music, watch TV or movies with parents, or quite often, just daydream, pick my nose and stare at the ceiling.
Parents did take me out to a lot of parks, malls and other places as a child, and during high school I started going for long walks and scooter/bike/skateboard rides by myself. It was a 1 br apartment where I slept int he living room, so inside was even more boring and depressing than going outside to do nothing alone.

My mother cooks, but everything is bland and soggy, and I would usually just fill up on bread and cereal most of the time.

My parents took me to try many different sports, but I always quit after 1-10 lessons. Ran XC and track in HS only to get out of PE.

Youth is wasted on the young :(

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I love how OP's post triggered so many of you

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>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
Nope. Mom was always there for me, father was too.
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
Breast fed
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
Did both
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
Mom always made (and continues to make) food
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
Dad never liked sports

u didn't play college football, literally nobody believes you.

I guess this explains the average robot's hatred of women.

>be worst player on little league team
>beg dad to play catch with me so i get better
>dad says no every night and lays on the couch to watch TV
>go outside and throw tennis ball against house and catch the bounce to improve my throwing and fielding
>dad comes outside and yells at me cause the ball hitting the house is making noise that interrupts his TV viewing

tfw

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I don't hate women, I'm just kind of awkward around them. Never really had a crush or reacted much to them.
I have a pretty normal sex drive, I just don't really feel much when it comes to actual women.

All of this is true, except I was healthy and lean as a child. It was only when I started eating a diet much higher in animal products that my bodyfat% began to increase and my development to go awry.

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>waaah everything is not my fault

Lots of people have shitty lives, way shittier than you. You could be one of these kids:

listverse.com/2014/01/07/10-horrifying-examples-of-modern-day-child-slavery/

But instead of being industrious you're whining about how mummy doesn't cook you tendies on an internet forum. Get up and make something of yourself before you waste the time you still have.

actually I'm here because my mother decided not to have any kids until in her thirties

my older brother was a fluke because he drank an inordinate amount of milk while a kid and grew to be 6'5", pretty intelligent, and despite being homeschooled (like me and my sister), got into a nice college and actually has a successful job. AND YET he still ended up only being able to marry a 4.5/10 (who is about six fucking years older than him) and so he's probably going to continue the cycle

My sister has a vagina so she'll be fine

But seriously I am pure genetic garbage. My mother didn't have me until her mid thirties and it really shows. If my brother hadn't lucked out and didn't make the 6'3" chads look like manlets, I doubt he would've gotten as far as he has

fembots, if you ever have children past your twenties, you deserve to rot in hell

>Get up and make something of yourself before you waste the time you still have
(no).

>soy
stopped reading right there lmao

Some of this is true for me, but y'know, the worst part of it is some of this shit I did to myself and my parents couldn't really stop me.

My mom didn't want me to play vidya at first but when I became a teenager I got addicted to it and kept playing even when she got upset at me for doing nothing else. My dad did leave when I was in middle school, but he tried to be a part of my life even after he left my mom and tried to get me to play sports and shit but I didn't want to do anything he said because I was mad at him for leaving my mom for this other bitch.

I already have autism so chances are the kids will have it regardless of age. Having kids late isn't much of a risk for me.

you think that's bad? my mom had me at age 42. that's like the exact cut-off for fertility, straight up. when my mom was in her 9th month her blood sugar spiked (she's obese) and i came out a gigantic baby, like 10 pounds.
when i was 10-11 years old my parents 'revealed' to me that the reason why there's a gap between my 2 sisters and i in terms of age is because my mom had a miscarriage. so in a sense i'm lucky to be alive
and ya, my genes are pretty bad.
literally everything in the OP is true about me. the formula thing hits home. i am a soy boy.

>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
no, my dad was a SaHP and my mom did everything.

>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
i just ate normal baby food

>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
i lived on a farm so i pretty much only played outside

>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
my mom wouldn't even let me wear clothes she didn't hand sew, why would she let me eat store bought meals?

>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
i played soccer and i really hated it.

Then stop fucking complaining about it if you're not willing to put in the work.

heres a pic dont matter if you do, just because someone plays doesent mean theyre chad 100%

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just werk hard bro xD

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my father was barely around

my mom tried to give me all the opportunity in the world

I neglected that

I don't think my girlfriend deserves me

fuck outta here normalfaggoot

Everything is correct aside from frozen meals because mommy cooked for me

My parents wasted my youth and didnt socialize me correctly in my childhood so I ended up a fucking weirdo in my teens

+ my father was an alcoholic

when I was born, my dad was 40 and my mom was 32
still didnt turn out a neet, last year of stem degree and I work an engineering job and had a gf
stop whining

Not everyone has a high enough IQ to get a STEM degree.

Even if you're ugly there's no way you're as ugly as that fucking guy in the picture. Your ugly ass parents had to fuck and make you right? Proves there's a chance for anyone pal.

Are all normies this illogical?

Are all gay retards gigantic cry baby pussies?

>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
True, ok.
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
Breastfed, ma was too poor to buy powders.
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
Fuck yeah, why go outside when literal worlds wait for you to be conquered.
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
Again, too poor to buy anything like fastfood.
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
I dont like hurting people, sure I may be a bitch, but Jow Forums made me a scary bitch.

Yeah I've noticed this with me too. Was a social kid doing well in school. Then my dad left when I was 15 and my downward spiral started within a year. Mother was abusive and neglectful too. I stopped speaking to her.
Then I totally fucked up high school, dropped out of college in the 2nd year, and now am a 24 year old neet.
I believe absent fathers+ abusive mothers (literally every mother) results in fucked up children.

Epic meme.

Why do you assume my parents are ugly? If they were ugly, how would that prove there is a chance for anyone?

Spot on, OP. This is what happens when parents divorce and both parents decide to pursue jobs.

>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
Wrong. It was actually the opposite, my parentes were stupidly overprotective with me and even to this day (Just turned 18)
Can't really blame them, they're rather guillible and always expect for the worst case escenario in everything. At least i know they love me in their own inneficient way.
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
I was breastfed until i was 5 and I'm allergic to soy. I've always been extremely precocious in every way. I've remember watching all those wacky sex documentaries in Nat-Geo and having unrestricted internet acces when i was a kid. You know a child ain't right when he's 9 and already knows what a "black kiss" is.
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
Mostly true, but i have a pool in my backyard so i did got some phyisical stimulation.
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
Both my parents and grandparents always cooked for me. Nowadays i cook for myself and even if the food up tasting like shit i'm still kinda proud of the fact that i made it myself.
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
I suck at soccer but i always got pumped up and overexcited when i got to play it at school, eventually i stopped playing all-together because i was self-conscious of how much i suck. My dad is huge soccer fan and he can't play for shit.

>Yes I am projecting but it is true.
Yes OP, you are projecting but that's not even the worst part. I know you had a hard life but you gotta think about your future, you can't go back and save that little boy but you still save you from yourself.

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>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
Nope, my parents were extremely caring and gave me everything I could possibly hope for.
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
Nope, I was breastfed.
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
Yes, because we lived in the middle of nowhere and there wasn't a single thing of interest to do outside. My dad made my go outside to play from time to time because he thought I played too many video games, there was nothing to do but stare at trees or throw rocks into the woods.
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
Nope, Mom always cooked.
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
Nope, Dad always tried to get me into various sports but I had zero interest. He finally gave up after I had a really bad asthma attack during a cross country tryout he made me go to.

Stop blaming your parents for your own personal failings user.

Why would you not just use a spoon to fish out the scoop? Fucking idiots

You're completely fucking wrong about the parents thing.

I'm this way because I was sheltered and my mom stop letting me talk to my friends around the age of 10.

I was a relatively normal kid before that.

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>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.

Half true. Mom owned a business and couldn't raise us and dad was a medical student and couldn't raise us. Both were kind of cunty and would have been very happy people if they didn't marry and have kids.

>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.

Nope, only ever had chocolate soymilk as a very rare treat.

>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.

Was outside a lot, still didn't have any friends.

>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.

Dad was an awesome cook and passed me his awesome cooking genes.

>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.

I never played sports because I was in theatre literally my entire life.

And my dad wanted a bitch.

>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
my mother is hard working and my father died when I was 4
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
no, always real milk until I was like 14
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
yes
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
she cooked every day and I had good meals at school
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
you're right

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I honestly get a little tilted when I see young mothers feed their children this shit, especially when they are fully able to feed their children naturally and only do it out of laziness. Both of my children were breastfed exclusively and their current/past health shows that it was for the best.

>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
Yes she was neglectful but not really lazy. Just kind of there going through the motions I guess. My father was abusive.
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
I was not breast fed but actually am 6'3 and somewhat Jow Forums
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
Spent equal amounts of time playing vidya and playing outside
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
She always cooked homemade meals until around age 16 then became an alcoholic. I was already grown by that point.
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
I tried to play football but realized it was lame as shit. Didn't start playing any type of recreational sports until I was 26 lel

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hey there read-it

When mum left my left dad and took me with her he couldn't beat her anymore so I had to do it as the new man of the house
>mfw she actually became a competent parent after I unironically beat her
I now see the true power of domestic "abuse" remember folks it's not abuse its discipline

>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
Neglectful sure, but my mother isn't lazy. Absent father for sure.
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
No, I was breastfed.
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
I'd go outside from time to time, I even had a childhood best friend. I didn't really become a shut in until mid-elementary school.
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
False. My mother is actually a good cook and she cooks for our family often.
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
My mother and I played tennis when I was younger and I was even in a school tennis competition. After that I fell out of sports completely. My dad barely taught me anything.

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must women need to be domesticated, all of them are whores anr marry just for money, you need to beat the shit out of them so they can become good mothers and housewives

Pretty much, but
>father became more religious and distant as I grew up
>mother cooked but let me have a picky diet so I had limited nutrition(didn't eat chicken until 12 years old)

I'm self-aware enough and old enough now to know that none of that matters, I have to accept it and try to get past it.

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Yeah!
I'm actually serious though she became such a better mother after I beat her

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How did you know all this?

You are 90% right about me

I did play a lot outside as a kid

>I was breastfed until i was 5
>FIVE
HOL UP

Five is like pre-school age, isn't it? Walking, talking, identifying colors/shapes.

Do you have memories of asking your mother for some titty? That sort of horrifies and amuses me at the same time.

Is there a particular culture where that is ok? Sure as fuck isn't the US.

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I am in the US and know of a mother that still breastfeeds her 4 year old little brat to keep her from sperging. Kid is an absolute nightmare

>mfw it's 90% true

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At 5, kids are in kindergarten. Speaking fluently, making real friends, starting to form a real personality and long term memories. Could definitely have solid memories of sucking mommy's titties.

No its definitely an American thing only. Amerimutts are the most retarded race in the world

None of that is true for me, and I'm still here.

something low/10 for getting me to reply

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>you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother
This is very true

>and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
No he was very present actually

>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
Nope

>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
Partly true. I used to play outside a lot until middle school, then I just quitted

>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
Not at all, but maybe I should mention that I am not American

>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
Played some sport almost continuously from 7 to 14

Yet here I am, a 24yo khv with no friends

>You are here because you were raised by a neglectful/lazy mother and an absent/rarely present/abusive father.
Mom was good, so was Dad when I was a kid. He did become a bit absent though in the teen years.
>You were fed a diet of soy laced baby formula as a child, permanently stunting your development.
I don't know
>You spent most of your childhood watching TV or playing video games, rarely played outside.
Played outside all the time as a kid, video games came a bit later, but even then I always played with friends.
>Your mother never cooked for you, you ate fast food and frozen meals.
No
>You never played sports because you were a bitch and you had no father around to encourage you into it.
Played soccer and softball when I was really young, and played hockey for years. Was never very good though.

I'll still be dying alone like the rest of you.

What was his fuckin problem

>Do you have memories of asking your mother for some titty?
Yes lmao, she even used to rub aloe on her nipples and tell me that milk already expired so i would stop pestering her.

>those big healthy tits
>using formula

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