>Congratulations sir, it's a healthy, beautiful baby girl.
What would Jow Forums do?
>Congratulations sir, it's a healthy, beautiful baby girl.
What would Jow Forums do?
I think I'd rather have a girl because they will just live life on easy mode regardless of what I do.
drop her 3 times to induce autism
Be wildly confused because I never want kids. Fuck that.
Get a DNA test if she looks like that cause I'm black
Wake up and realize I'm actually alone.
I'd pull a reverse Bridget and raise her to be a male. It is bound to fuck with people around puberty age, but by than she'd be a tranny and the school will basically bend to her whim.
Ask for a paternity test to ensure she's my daughter before I invest any time or money into her.
Raise the girl to be my waifu. Make her my sex slave.
immediatly convert to mormonism
Regret my life choices immediately and scout the skyline for the tallest building.
>tfw no catgirl daughter
l'd get an abortion.
Make a thread on Jow Forums saying "Trips get to name my baby grill"
Wait until she gets past the diaper stage and gets to be cute and look like an actual girl, then arrange for her mother to have an "accident" so I can raise the cute loli to be my perfect wife. I'll also homeschool her so she's not corrupted by the jews or other guys.
put it up for adoption since i'm not capable of being a parent
Buy her make up kits dolls (to not make her a dike) and toy guns as a girl and later on teach her firearms and fighting skills to make her the deadliest female in the 100 mile radius. Bf would not be afeared of me. No sir, he would be adraid of her.
>I never want kids
Only mentally ill people don't want kids
I'd much rather have a daughter than a son, i have way less patience for male children
>Is it too Iate to get an abortion?
Locate a secluded area and leave it to die.
>wait 6 or so years
>insert penis
>wait 6 or so years
Oh boy, you didn't watched "A Serbian Film" didn't ya?
Be overjoyed that I have my own family.
No but I know what part you're referring to.
Wtf? My wife is black
Do they know if it has autism or not during the bebe phase?
untrue.
kill myself
Probably ask for a paternity test because my penis was never close to a vagina and that's not how biology works.
Wtf
Originally organic oregano
Pretend to be happy. I'd be disappointed to be honest.
>Its not mine lol.
Thank god its white.
Be really excited. Work hard to make sure I can provide a comfortable life for her. Be there for her and find joy in watching her develop and discover the world around her.
Y'all some weird ass mother fuckers.
Take her virginity before chad does
Ask the doctor to circumcise her for hygienic purposes.
>He's wonderful
>S-sir... That's a girl...
>I'll name him something in old norse and he will learn muay thai and quantum physics and watch anime...
Problem solved
I'm awwwright with that
What does it matter if it's yours or not then?
Not like you'll be sticking around.
Fucking whore already naked and getting touched by another man
>anyone who is not simple minded animal like me is mentally ill
She'll be a self entitled thot if you play the overprotective father
This but non ironico
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