Why couldnt we have been born in Japan?

Why couldnt we have been born in Japan?

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>Why couldnt we have been born in Japan?
me too desu

whitto pigguu go homu firthy gaijin wwww

I was conceived in the back of a car in Kobe Japan, sayonara faggots

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as much as i find their culture interesting i wouldn't want to live there. seems like hell if you're a robot

>microdick
>5'5 on average
>work 60 hours a week
>kill self by 30
Sounds like fun

You've been listening to too many memes.

I was. It was nice, especially growing up there. Bless my dad for being in the military.

Don't they work themselves to death in Japan?

isnt japan known for their segregation though?
its not like most of us could go and live their

There's a reason their anime is so colorful and vibrant, and all the anime characters have wild hairstyles, hair colors and eye colors. Because their lives are monotonous, boring, gray and because they themselves all look the same. No way I'd live there.

No. This is another meme.

This is a meme too.

Do some more damage control, you filthy fucking weeb.

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I didn't do any damage control and I said or implied nothing that could suggest in any way that I'm a weeb.

I have to type this about ten times a day because nowadays you can barely post on Jow Forums without someone calling you a weeb.

Aside from the wagslave hell it would be comfy. Imagine being able to walk anywhere in your own country and feel perfectly safe.

>implying robots ever leave their basement

oh im laffin

This is true weeb thinking. You would be just as much a loser in Japan as you are now.

Their schooling system is hugely inefficient and outdated and relies on rote memorization. It relies on study more = working harder = better grades. I would fucking hate to be stuck in a system like that and most young Japanese think the same.

That and it's hyper competitive to get a job. Where full-time work is based on the idea of "lifetime employment". Where you work for a salary and essentially end up working huge overtime hours for no extra pay your entire fucking life else you are ostracized and eventually fired.

You should be grateful you can go there as a tourist and enjoy the hell out of the best it has to offer.

>Their schooling system is hugely inefficient and outdated and relies on rote memorization.
They still have one of the biggest economies in the world and make scientific breakthroughs and Playstations 4s and shit. Meanwhile America is heading towards the effective dissolution of its universities.

>Where full-time work is based on the idea of "lifetime employment".
From what I've read this is increasingly a thing of the past.

Anime Japan yes but not real Japan. They are all burned out and depressed

And here's some more memes.

>has never been to japan or met a legit japanese person

Neither have you, so why are you even saying this?

i have thats why i dont buy into the weeb fantasies anymore

You have, yet you are still memeing like this? Your trip was meaningless.

>OP this assblasted people dare burst his bubble about his "true homeland"
Try going there you fucking autist. I'm sure you'll get married to an 11/10 pornstar tier girl, get a cushy job and be perfectly accepted by everyone.

It's OK for a bong to wish he was born in Japan right? I feel like most of the complaints leaveraged against Japan are true here too but worse

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Did you know that if you're considered a failure in Japanese society, you are encouraged to kill yourself.
Not directly, of course, but it's tradition that if you're helping or contributing to society, you should rid yourself of it.
Isn't that fun?

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Sounds like more memeshit to me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_in_Japan#Cultural_attitude_toward_suicide
Read this shit, or don't, the point is that it's NOT memeshit.

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Japanese suicide is a meme. People whine about it everywhere all day long even though many countries have higher rates.

WEEB ALERT, Nippon dindu nuffin, Nippon a good boy

I work at a Japanese company in the US that has japanese expats, Japan sucks

I have said or implied nothing that could in any way suggest I'm a weeb.

You should have been born a girl but at least you can transition

admit to being a Nipponese fan boi. it's okay to want to be buttblasted by Nipponese animation because the bright colors and exgarated animation appeal to your autism.

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Admit to being a meme-spewing retard.

>it's okay to want to be buttblasted by Nipponese animation because the bright colors and exgarated animation appeal to your autism.
Anime has no relation to autism. This is YET ANOTHER MEME.

The suicide rate is high there, and who cares, that's not what my post said.
My post was about how non-contributors of society are indirectly encouraged to die off.
It's honourable to die when you're a useless pile of shit to everyone around you, or at least it is to them.

Robots wouldn't last a day in Japland.

It's higher in many other countries, yet when does anyone ever talk about any country other than Japan? Never.

>Robots wouldn't last a day in Japland.
What happened to the NEET/hikikomori meme?

It is sad, that even people from reddit are not normie enough for modern day Jow Forums.

We're not talking about the suicide rate u dingus, we're talking about Japan's view on suicide.
>What happened to the NEET/hikikomori meme?
Japan has population of 127 million people, about 1 million of those people are NEETs.
And that isn't very surprising, in a society that stressful and pressurising, it's not strange.
I'm just sayin that if robots were brought up in Japan, they would've kys'd, cause robots are weak in mind.
Xd.

>Japan has population of 127 million people, about 1 million of those people are NEETs.
But that can't be. You just said robots cannot last a day in Japan.

>And that isn't very surprising, in a society that stressful and pressurising, it's not strange.
There are NEET and hikikomori in the West too, but because of semantics people now think they are specific to Japan. Or they lie and claim they are.

>But that can't be. You just said robots cannot last a day in Japan.
>>Reading the entire post is difficult.
Last sentence.
>There are NEET and hikikomori in the West too, but because of semantics people now think they are specific to Japan. Or they lie and claim they are.
I never said there weren't.

>Last sentence.
What about it?

>op has spent almost 6 hours defending his delusions about muh glorious nippon
Pretty sad desu
Japan isn't magical utopia op, if you actually put in the effort into learning about the country you idolize so much you probably wouldn't want to live there.

I'm not OP.

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And also I have no delusions of any sort. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.