ITT: Things that disproportionately piss you off

I don't want them to get dirty and greasy

>people
that's it. i hate being outside around others, each time i have to do something that acknowledges other peoples existence, like walking slower because there's a lot of people or walking out of someone way i get really upset, let alone if someone talks to me.

>people who go out of their way to get offended
you must hate this place

>strangers approaching me in public
Fuck you I dont know the way and dont wanna donate

The only time ill ever be able to relate with an anime poster

>normies slowly walking horizontally
>literally a slow moving flesh wall that prevents anyone else from passing

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>I eat chicken with a fork
What the actual fuck? Fucking neck yourself you disgusting subhuman.

She looks like she's getting fucked from behind

But user, you're acknowledging our existence right now!

>extroverted people who are overly friendly or impersonal, belligerently happy, obnoxious, ditzy, etc.
>people who you can tell watch porn on a regular basis
>straight edge fags who literally hate fun because they don't ever actually have it outside of beating their genitals into a paste or eating junk food
>religious fags
>dogfags
>people with "honor"
>people who smell like shoes

>>people with "honor"
This this this this this

Reverse situation happened to me in a group setting. They were all eating fries with a fork, looked at me like I'm a deranged barbarian.

"heh... Kid you wouldnt understand what X is like. You just dont have any honour..."

We had a fucking kid like this in Collage. He was a complete aspie

They were probably eating poutine, which you do eat with a fork

>Fuck you I dont know the way and dont wanna donate

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No, it was a side plate, next to the main plates (meat or fish in general). I also know how to fucking eat in public.
Quite incredible how you contorted the context to put me in the wrong, 10/10 on the contrarian scale.

>hang out in library cafe a lot
>door in from the outside requires you to scan your ID
At least once an hour, someone with try to get in just by pulling the door open. And sometimes, not even visitors, people who actually have ID cards. Drives me friggin bananas. I never let them in either.

>people who use the word "real" the wrong way
>real men
>real women
>real world
>real fan

As opposed to these fucking imaginary men and women walking around.

And the "real world" pisses me off the most, as if the first 18 years of your life mean absolutely nothing. As if you have zero experience with anything because of your age. I've seen some shit most adults can't stomach, almost all of it happened before I was 18. Who the fuck are these people that are to say that none of that matters?

>people who use "literally" or "like" in every single fucking sentence

REEEEEEEEEE STOPPP

>people who talk with their mouth full
>people who dont close the cupboards, oven etc
>people who act depressed and shit and destroy the mood because having fun is not allowed
>people who share their opinions on topics they have no knowledge of

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Suburban parents.
>at Wal-Mart
>see little girl crying in toy aisle
>separated from her parents
>ask her what her parents look like then have her follow me as I walk to the front of the store
>was going to alert and bring her to a store associate about it so they could make an announcement
>halfway there, see what I assume to be her parents based on her vague description
>extend my hand to wave, they don't even take notice, just run straight to her
>the dad shoves me aside
>"Are you alright? What did this man do to you sweetie?"
>"You're fuckin sick, you pedo scum."
>lose my patience immediately, tell them both to fuck off, that I was bringing their daughter to a Wal-Mart associate
>they go silent for a bit after that
>"Yeah, that's not gonna hold up in court buddy. You're getting fuckin locked up, I'll be calling my lawyer after the cops..."
>cut him off right there
>"You know what else isn't gonna hold up in court? Two shitty parents who leave their daughter alone at Wal-Mart! Fuck off!"
>walked away, never saw them again
The first and last time I try and help in a missing child scenario. Another thing like it happened years ago where I got on a plane and had to sit next to the kids of a couple, and the dad actually told me, "Keep your hands in your own seat." I said nothing.
Suburbanites are the worst kind of people.

How insecure do you have to be about wanting to fuck your own daughter you gotta project it onto strangers. Lmfao

>waking up
that's it really...

Fuck bookmarks

But you are a faggot, and this is coming from someone who did the same thing except I put a napkin around the bottom of drumsticks so my hands wouldn't get dirty. Just keep a napkin nearby and wipe down your fingers whenever you want, preferably moist so the napkin doesn't stick to your fingers and rip. Unless you're talking about chicken without bone, in which case your dad is a true barbarian.

>doesnt even take it to go and dumps it in the garbage instead of asking if anyone else wants it

I hope the waiter cums in your next meal, daniel.

yeah honestly this
i'll eat pizza with a fucking fork so i don't have to deal with greasy fingers

>>people who you can tell watch porn on a regular basis
how to tell this??

what's it like being a degenerate
are you even literate

I do
we all do

i can already tell, user

>people who say they have ocd because they like things to be neat
>"lol i just have to make sure it looks pretty i'm just so ocd like that xD"

fuck RIGHT OFF with this shit you fucking cunt

>people who only talk about the latest celebrity gossip and how attractive other men are

Fucking roastie coworkers.

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yeah but HOW

>people who chew
>people who say the h-word
>chads and stacies

>that old faggot who drives 10 mph below the speed limit
>bicycle faggots who are supposed to be off to the side but they end up half in the road anyways
>people who say "lit"

>people who are politically illiterate
>people who are fags
>women who look like slags, act like slags and speak like slags yet expect to be treat and valued like a lady

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Kind of similar to this, it's annoying when people exaggerate a problem in their life to an extreme degree just to "fit in" or to make it seem that things are hard. It isn't even just OCD, people have claimed that they are extremely socially isolated but have a relationship...friends...a social job... they should fuck off.

>adults with childish taste in movies, books and FOOD
>picky eaters!!!

I would say video games but those are childish to begin with

>people who are politically illiterate
That's a pretty broad brush you're painting with. Does that just mean anyone who you don't agree with politically or people who don't care about politics?

ugh drumpf supporters are such sub humans

>people who grab 5p of food and then only eat 1/3 of it and thow the rest
>people who chew with their mouth open
>any kind of sound that people make as they chew if you ask me
>people who litter even when there is a thrash can 5f away from them
>people who steal
>people who have the idea that you have to respect everyone no matter what
>people who are fucking retarded but think they are stmart
>people who try to "hook up"
>people who cheat on tests
>people who pretend to be tough but are fucking pussies irl
could keep listing for the next day.
also this is one of the reasons why i dont have any real friends. i cant stand most(if not all) people

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>opinionated little cunts squalling on Jow Forums about shit that literally isn't any of their business.

Would literally knock his fucking teeth out. Yeah im an aussie drunk cunt come at me.

I REALLY HATE THAT SHIT

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What is this type of clothing called? It looks /fa/

>people who moan when eating

fucking abhorrent

Heck?
Origijk

show us on the doll where the bad shitposter touched you

women
normies complaining about inane things even though their lives are stupidly easy

>people who smoke
>people who drink
>people who have tattoos
>White boys who wear shorts everywhere but are skinny as fuck
>stinky people
>weeaboos
>stronk women
>low iq people
>people who chew with their mouths open
>liberals
>alt right people
>ethno-nationalist
>taxes
>police
>drugs
>currency
>animal haters
>vegans
>environmentalists

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Shoplifters.

Literally the scum of society.

>people who basically regurgitate Vsauce, CGP Grey, and Kurzezagt videos in order to seem "intellectual"

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>Vsauce
the epitome of normie 'intellectual' content
can't maintain a consistent train of thought without multiple tangents about irrelevant shit

>video titled "what colour is a mirror"
>haha before we talk about that let's talk about all this dumb irrelevant shit like the origins of the words we use for colours haha how smart am i right guys??"

>tfw no Vsauce boyfriend

bullied may leave NOW

>loud eaters
>snorers
>people who don't brush their teeth first thing in the morning
>people who have an aversion to doing x thing because they've never done it before
>leaving face towels across the faucet instead of hanging them up
>no concept of common sense experience, like changing an a/c filter or learning how to drive

i fucking hate my roommate

>>people who leave half of their pint and get a fresh one

What the fuck

>normies who take up the entire pathway with their group and walk slowly

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>people who leave the toilet lid open
People who CLOSE the toilet lid bother me. Who the fuck are you that you think your sensibilities are superior? What's that toilet lid doing to comfort you? We all know what's in there, it's a toilet. Now I just have to lift that fucking thing to use it. Fuck you. I'll probably just piss in your sink and not bother.

>get mad when you ignore them and walk straight through their group

sounds like youre eating kfc pieces with a fork and if so you are a faggot

>Women
>Niggers
>Gays
>Trannies
>Fat people
>(literal) Retards

>people who get on an escalator and stop walking
THE PURPOSE IS TO GO FASTER, NOT BE LAZY. CONTINUE WALKING WHILE YOU ARE ON THE ESCALATOR.
I immediately hate everyone who does this.

Parents would never buy KFC. Strict European Mom.

fucking originally this holy shit

>people who you can tell watch porn on a regular basis
So, you hate every male in the developed world.

>not shutting the lid when you flush

Enjoy spraying gross piss and shit water filled with bacteria around your bathroom even more, idiot

>snorers
Holy fucking shit how could I forget about this. I have never been closer to homicidal rage than when forced to sleep in the same room as someone snoring. If you fucking snore loud enough that I consider taking Benadryl just to be capable of sleeping in the same room as you, I will absolutely spend every waking moment in your presence wishing I could get away with murder. There was a scene in Roald Dahl's biography where some kid was snoring so someone took a razor and shaved little shavings of soap off a bar and dropped them one by one into his throat until he was choking on a huge bunch of foamy soap bubbles, and from then on he slept on his side. People who snore because they are overweight should have been gassed with the Jews. People who cannot avoid snoring regardless of body type or sleep position are the perfect argument for eugenics reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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There are plenty of people in the world who know how to hide their powerlevels in appropriate situations.

>People in walking areas that stop in the middle of them to talk ect
>people who take more than 4 seconds to go at a green light
>shit drivers

the water spins, it doesn't spray, wash your hands and stop having AIDS and you wont get sick

>Go on trip with dad a few years ago
>Sleep in same hotel room
>He sounds like he's close to dying because he's snoring so loud
>My mom makes him sleep on the couch cause of this, and I never understood how bad it was
If you snore, you can fix it. Snorers don't care though cause they're usually fat, glutenous pigs.

You are literally fucking autistic

>There was a scene in Roald Dahl's biography where some kid was snoring so someone took a razor and shaved little shavings of soap off a bar and dropped them one by one into his throat until he was choking on a huge bunch of foamy soap bubbles, and from then on he slept on his side.
jesus fuck

No. You are a lazy slob. Walk on the fucking escalator.

I always take the stairs, next to the escalator, because the escalator is always clogged with lazy morons like you, and I always reach the top just walking on the stairs faster than the people on the escalator reach the top. How did that help anyone? That made you feel good standing still for 30 seconds? Lazy piece of shit.

This holy fucking shit, i despise people who stand side by side so you can't bypass them.

I forgot to mention that's what I fantasize about doing whenever someone is snoring while I'm trying to sleep

Literally every one stops walking when they get on an escalator unless they're on a hurry, you autist.

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My dad snored so loud he would wake himself up and go "WHAT WAS THAT"

>Literally every one stops walking when they get on an escalator
Now you understand my ire. People are lazy shitbags. I'm here to help educate you
WALK.
ON.
THE.
FUCKING.
ESCALATOR.

M8, you are literally autistic. I'm only telling you this because I care about you. Next time try to tone your autistic fits of rage down just a bit, okay?

Walk on the damn stairs you goddamn crackhead

so sorry that poverty exists and the government does nothing to fix it

No, and I'm not the only one. See, this guy gets it.

>autist calling another autist an autist
just another day on Jow Forums my good bros

I do. Because the escalator is full of useless people. If only we lived in a world without useless mouth-breathers who revel in standing still for 30 seconds.

>people who chew gum

die

I'll have you know I am not the least bit autistic. I've got a 140 IQ, assessed by top minds at MIT, and will be graduating top of my class with a degree in mathematics next year. Any job I want, 300k starting, awaits me.

>trying this hard
have a good day lil buddy try not to get too scared of all the facial expressions you can't read :)

I use the stairs because I got traumatized by rescue 911 when I was like 4 and hate elevators too, otherwise I dont have a crack problem