How should I dress if I'm an ugly fat boy?

How should I dress if I'm an ugly fat boy?
I won't lose weight, my lifestyle is all I have

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Speeeeeed and weiiiiiiiight

Just go full comfy, its not like you physical apperance will attract girls anyway

Hawaii shirts and dad jeans.

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don't forget the crocs

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Fancy but tacky so people know you like to have fun

>so people know you like to have fun
lots of assumptions here, buddy

Crocs are bad for walking any distance longer than to your fridge. OP should get proper autism shoes
>inb4 OP doesn't walk anywhere

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Are you telling me that when you see someone dressed like this you don't immediately think "Wow, that's the kind of guy who likes to have fun"?

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He just looks like a faggot tryhard.

A massive sweaty t shirt is a good start

I used to do this, won't lie, trying to change and be more presentable only made things worse.
This is my personal ultimate comfy loadout

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not really, actually. and you said "so people know you like to have fun". I think you meant "so people think", then.

What do I call this style of sleeve-striped t-shirts?
Also where do you guys usually buy clothes anyway?

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I'm a fat fuck and I've slowly been incorporating alohawear into my outfits.
People do seem to like it and assume I'm fun/funny.
It also just makes me feel cheerier.

This fucking guy over here.

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add an adidas jacket and you can't reach a more comfy level.
i don't know how adidas can make something so comfy to use

where oversized t shirts and hoodies so that people think yuor skinny

It doesn't work and just makes you look like a walking tent.

Super fat 500+ lbs obese here.

Being a hamplanet is no excuse to be disheveled.

Buy some nice jeans and slacks and a few polo shirts. The expensive reebok kind. And a few button-down shirts as well. Nothing formal, just casual wear. Make sure you have at least one business casual outfit available at any time, and save up for a tailored suit assuming you're an employed adult who can afford such things.

Get a decent jacket or pullover or two. Make sure they fit you.

Oh, right. Solid colors are way preferable, especially on polos. Darker shades of jeans/pants are also preferable

So whats the consensus here? Are Hawaiian shirts cultural appropriation?