Is it legal to sexually violate a home invader instead of killing them?

Is it legal to sexually violate a home invader instead of killing them?

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No. Even females get in trouble for doing that. It's also illegal to kill or even harm a home invader in a lot of places. Fucking cuckville we live in these days.

pretty sure they wont be able to report it though

>not just keeping the home invader trapped in a basement dungeon until they will themselves to die

google this:
Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra

Nah probably not if you're careful about noises/witnesses if you have neighbors, as well as securing the victim. The only bump in the road comes from if they told their buddies where they were hitting that night. I can't see that going anywhere but south if they decide to confront you.

Sounds like implied consent to me

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I actually did that to a burglar when I lived in the ghetto. Stupid thing to do but I lost my shit since it was like the 3rd time being stolen from.

A guy in my country went to prison for I think five years for defending himself against an armed home invasion. The attackers got much shorter sentences and had to pay much less compensation. The government is corrupt.

>officer i saw it myself. he beat himself in the head with a hammer, tied himself to a cinder block and threw himself off a bridge

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this gave me the lols, i never even contemplated it. OP wtf is wrong with you.

I live in a state with castle doctrine. I am legally within my rights to kill a hike invader.

years of isolation and desperation.

>Have a martial arts license
>Legally protected with any degree of non-fatal self defence so long as no weapon is involved
Just get martial arts lessons and punch them...

Where is this, user? Didn't realise first world countries allowed that...

It's not even legal to kill them here in bongland, need a screwdriver loicense for that. Please help us.

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Martial arts licenses don't exist. What the fuck are you talking about?

t. 1st degree black belt in Kenpo, brown belt in BJJ, and 2nd kyu in Aikido

Then why the fuck do I have a karate license (in bonglasesh desu)?

No, ugly weeb commit die

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Uh what are you gonna do, assfuck the ugly niggers that break in?

There's a number of states that have stand your ground and castle doctrine laws in the US. They're pretty based.

Story? C'mon tell us how you raped a nignog.

>stuck in britainistan
At least I'm a strong manlet (so I look frail and weak) and have no duty to retreat. That's not 100% cuckoldry, r-right?

Can you imagine going to rob a house and getting raped in the ass?I so desperately want to read that news article and see that home owner's mug shot--Compare his smug ass smile to the burglar's dead eyed stare.

Didn't something similar happen in Pulp Fiction?

something about this scenario is so fucking funny to me I've been giggling here like an absolute fucking retard

Oi Mohammed I hope you have your butter knife license

There was a fake article with some absolute unit raping three home invaders that was pretty funny but unfortunately false

They invade your home, you invade their asshole. In a perfect world, that would just be karma. However, invasion is wrong. Just ask the British.

that's actually one of my various power fantasies. the burglar would walk in, thinking the house is easy pickings. walking through the darkness he wouldn't even notice the metal rod slamming against his head.

then i tie him up, rape him and probably kill him so i don't get in trouble.

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Gouge his eyes out with a chisel too.

except to their nigger frinds. Then star running

NICE
lnklmm,

What's stopping you from knocking them out and keeping them in your basement/dungeon as your own personal property? No one will find out and it is their fault for invading your home.

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move to germany at least lmao

W-would you accommodate my fetish and tickle me too if I broke into your house user?

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