What are your opinions on the related gif?

I love penis
sounds gay

/zoo/ is a godsend if you like dicks at all. Hardest I've cum from porn was this video of a white guy cumming in the anus of a mare.

Not going to lie you should post more horse dick

i wish i was worshipping it again

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That's gay. Smhlolfamalamadingdong.
>Nigger

Could a human get a horse penis transplant?

Horse dicks are vastly superior in regards to aesthetics.

desu I wish it could coat every inch of my body in it's sweet sticky milk cream

>Could a human get a horse penis transplant?

yes but he'd die when the immune system goes crazy and the tissue starts to get necrotic

Despite what Jow Forums might want you to believe, most bestiality degenerates are male.

It's also worth noting there's a high correlation between male homos and furries.

I like to see horses cum in girls. Gets me going.
But none of the "oh I'll stick it in my pussy once or twice then proceed to give it ten hours of shitty overdramatic oral before it cums all over my chest and mouth", just the "horse penis is inside of me, we will finish this way too." deal.

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It makes me grumpy because people like drawing my waifu having sex with horses and I don't like the sexual frustration that comes from denying hot things that'd make me unhappy.

No gifs of horses cumming? We need this to change

Absolutely superior cock, humans can't even hope to compare, all women were made to be bred by horses

>>/mlp/
Back to your containment board you freaks

Some women need it that big.

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Ugh I never get how anyone can actually be into horse fucking.

a lot of animal dicks look nasty because they're made to swell and lock into the cunt during intercourse.
human females think we have a rape culture.
other animals have dicks literally evolved for rape.

>swell and lock into the cunt

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Men and women weren't meant for one another, they were meant for mares and stallions.

Stallions.
>dicks large enough to appease average cock hungry whore
>gets even bigger once inserted
>if it cums too fast, just get a whole herd on you, adds to the thrill
>fills with loads of hot thick cum

Mares.
>vastly superior vaginas
>actually have vag muscles so it's not like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
>it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway thats immediately caught and warmed up by tight fleshy walls
>mares can actually cum hot thick loads, unlike women who jsut get moist or fake an orgasm with squirted piss

This is why MLP got so popular, it awakened the true love that has been stolen. If they made a horse styled show that somehow managed to appeal to women, you'd see the horsefuckery increase 9999999fold.

Eh, I've seen better horse penis.

Also, one more thing, the sexual terminology some people use.
>putting a saddle(condom) on a bitch before you ride her
>hung like a horse+he's such a stud/stallion
etc etc.

People are hungry for horse sex, they just don't consciously realize it yet.

I don't know guys, horses are gross.
Dolphins though.

>look daddy I'm a farmer

That's such a meme though. People REALLY act like they want to fuck horses, people just try to justify dolphins more due to the intelligence they posses, which makes dolphin fucking justifiable in an alien sense.
Meanwhile women love the thought of being flat out conquered by a beast just getting a nut, and men like the idea of making an animal way bigger and stronger than them submit to their cock.

Face it, horses are the future, and both species will go extinct, or at the very least have a drop in population size, when people realize this.
>horse fucking is legal in several states and some other first world countries like Denmark

>people just try to justify dolphins more due to the intelligence they posses
no. dolphin cunt. look at it. that's all the justification you should need.

Dolphin pussy is god tier

Prove it, how??

I want to touch it... with my mouth.

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I wish i could flare the tip of my dick while fucking a bitch

Do you have the gif from years ago of the "too cute for bestiality" blonde taking a huge oral creampie from the horses cock she's sucking and spitting it out in disgust?

hey mate do you know where i could find more stuff like what you're describing?

nvm found it, thanks bing!

Please sauce image search finds nothing please

>tfw no dick evolved to rape

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It always bothered me that a condom company is named after a city that is famous for being penetrarated by seamen and taken over.
The idea of a bunch of Greek soldiers ready to launch a surprise attack isn't something I would want associated with my condom.

someone post the pic ples orig

more than likely it's fake, just to rain on your parade

>not posting it for everyone else to see
come on nigga

the shape is more aesthetic than the human one

Have fun with the difficulty that goes into getting a dolphin, and getting it into a fuckable position. Horses win again.

>beastfags
explain

It's hot seeing a human get dominated by a lesser being. This is also why so many people on Jow Forums like BBC; it's not because we like niggers, it's because they're beasts and they use humans to get off.

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thats degenerate user
go to church

exhentai.org/g/1172351/8f095075a9/
Next time use Yandex, for some reason it works magic for cropped doujins.

>cue the obligatory how to get past the sad panda meme
The couple is a much better bestiality manga than that ever could be desu.

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>tfw no horsecock or fuck-sack to play with

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we dont need swell dicks for rape as we have strong arms and cores to pin them down, user

>Textless posts are not originally allowed.
How was that not original?

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are you a girl lol??? pls be

>are you a girl lol??? pls be
You type like you're 14.

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No homo but I'd buy a Chance

>I am not a robot.
Fooled you.

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