Go to blind date

>go to blind date
>see this
>she's your date

how would you react (and how would you fuck it all up)?

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She would be attracted at first, but I would talk too much and scare her. Then I would probably try to touch her out of desperation, she would run away and I would get arrested

Be pleasantly surprised, she's really cute. Hopefully we have some things in common to talk about, though

>see her at table we were supposed to meet at
>keep walking past her
>out the door
I'm deathly afraid of rejection and I'm ugly

Filthy yellow gook.

I'm sure we'd have a good chat. I'm not into Asians though.

>"h..haha..I b-bet you like anime, since you're very k...kawaii!"

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i would ask her if she has a dick or try to figure out what is wrong with her that makes her desperate enough to go on a blind date with a total stranger

Turn 360 and originally walk away

what a slut, wearing such a short skirt. i would take her out to an alley, pull down her panties and fuck her in the ass then and there. when we're done i'd keep her panties so she has to walk back home without underwear and every time there was a gust of wind her ass would be exposed

>insinuating blind dates aren't things normies do

>"I-I only date white girls, r-racemixing is b-bad, g-good l-luck though"
>walk away and brag on Jow Forums about how I rejected an asian girl to keep my bloodline pure

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that line might actually work since she is into anime

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This but unironically and originaallyy

sorry, girl, I don't racemix

>360 degrees
>away
Retard

I wasn't joking
I'd probably do this

"desperate" normies, ftfy

I only care for cute asian girls, so I would probably sperg out and ruin everything

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i would walk away and ghost her before she has a chance to do the same.

I would leave, asians are disgusting.

>open her eyes
>no longer squinting

Now it's not a blind date.

sorry hun, im into race mixing.

Lol I know you/her from twitch

>hi, are you asian?

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People will do them just to say they've done them. You're just projecting.

hmm, you seem to know a lot about normies and their dating culture. hmmmmmmmmm

>old meme
> calls user a retard
New one spotted

>got to blind date
>refuse to enter location of date out of fear
>go home

she has a huge schnoz

Sweat. Pass out.

Have some meaningless talk and then say nothing or just listen to her because we have zero common interests.

looks like a munkie. also shes underage

>greet her
>make small talk about the weather or the area we're at
>sit in silence until one of us gets uncomfortable enough to make an excuse to leave
>go home and fantasize about what our life together could have been like

Of course I'd do this with any moderately attractive girl who'd talk to me but it's not an issue since I rarely ever talk to anyone anyway.

Don't even get out of the car, just roll down the window and yell "Get in".
We're hitting the touge.