Alright, so I keep seeing guys here complain that you don't have a gf.
But why would any girl want you? Or rather, if they did, would YOU want a fat, ugly, boring NEET girlfriend? You think you do, but you don't.
So, let's play a game. You nigger faggot males who think you're good enough for fembots, write some stuff about you, and we can see how you measure up,
>Supportive
>Understanding
>Willing to help when is needed
>Open to different opinions/views and wont judge unless in very drastic situations
>Loving
>Loyal as a dog Meaning im a ride or die type of guy
Im not really sure, i secretly think that im a complete piece of shit and i cant do anything right, but these are some that have been said about me
i guess you want both cons and pros?
>pros
-finished cs degree
-dont drink or do drugs (i guess some might think this is bad)
-once i care about someone, i wont just one day want nothing to do with them
-funny
-i have my friends so i guess i have something that makes people want to be around me
-have hobbies
-dont play video games that much anymore
-dont care for politics
>cons
-dislike eating out
-dislike traveling
-dont celebrate birthdays including mine
-dont see the point of giving or getting gifts
-only 5'10''
>he wrote this unironically
you sound like a girls gay bff , bro
>want a fat,
i'm not fat
>ugly,
Neither am i ugly, just "average" and not some chad thundercock
>boring NEET girlfriend?
That's like my biggest dream
you're too much of a nice guy. Learn to be a dick now and then, you're not her slave, you're her dominant partner
not drinking or smoking will either tell her you're a loser who cant have fun, or a really storng guy with principles he abides by. Depending on how you communicate it,
you seem good.
we are being ironic we dont want a gf
>-only 5'10''
how in the actual fuck is this considered a con
you sound like a really sweet person, user
>But why would any girl want you?
Listen here, motherfucker. I've never said that I deserve a girlfriend or questioned why I don't have one. I know perfectly well why I don't have a girlfriend, I can still complain about it though, because I cba to do anything about it, faggot.
FUCK YOU
Humble too I guess
I can respect most of that, but
>I can't do anything about it
why? just curious
>fem"bot"
haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
if youre a femanon replying, say so we know that you have a vagina
>learn to be a dick
no
bad advice
learn to be assertive.
being assertive only seems like being like a dick because we're taught to treat women like princesses
be assertive and tease her
being an actual dick is fine if you just want sex, but if you want an actual healthy relationship , not a good ideA
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dont shill up my thread faggot
yeah that's basically what I meant,
when I hookup with girls and sleep the night, I sometimes wake them up by poking her in the eye with my dick, then taking a shit on her face.
No, >I cba to do anything about it
as in, i cant be arsed to do anything about it. It's not my biggest problem and Im lazy as shit.
As for why I can't get a girlfriend: I'm ugly, this could be fixed with a better hairstyle, some skincare and a bit of weight loss. I'm awkward and avoid any sort of social activities. This could be fixed by trying to overcome my social anxiety and talk to people.
I know why I don't have a girlfriend, It's just not the most important issue in my life.
Oh.. oh no no no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
desu the best way to aquire gf is to not care about it, if you fix yourself eventually youll get a gf.
what is up with the impression that girls dont want nice guys? sure someone looking for a one night stand might be disappointed, but anyone looking for a serious relationship would be really grateful to have a guy like that
>being this naive
boi im laffin
I'm not falling for the "b yourself" meme...
>taking a shit on her face
top fucking kek u serious
i am too short and beta for a gf but thank you for asking
Pros
> Don't drink or do drugs
> Successful engineering career, intelligent, willing and able to support a SAHM
> Worked out 3 days / week for ~ 2 years, fit, not bad looking
> Apolitical
> Will make cool stuff for you just made a Revolutionary Girl Utena coaster with a laser cutter for my only friend. made batarangs for my brother. etc.
> Enjoy cooking, anime, reading, and vidya
> Average height
> Won't hound for nudes
Cons
> Don't want to have sex until I love someone and they love me back
> Never had someone love me back, or even kissed a girl or been on a date, at almost 21 years old.
> No social life; will want to talk to you at least every other day.
> Depressed because of romantic loneliness
>utena coaster
could you ever date a normie who didnt like utena? I wonder this sometimes.
gotta make her treat me like the charming prince I am,
that means eating my poo poo
thats not the "b urself" meme, its the "stop giving a fuck and pretend women dont exist, set life goals and strive for them" meme
Probably. I don't think I have any requirements for dating besides them looking at least average, being intelligent, and being kind. Interests are inconsequential to me.
>very smart (medic and engineer)
>6"2 , 90kg
>first on my basketball team
>8inch long dick 6 inch girth
>facial symmetry
>broad shoulders
>dominant
>confident
already have a gf, but why should/would i settle for a shitty low tier girl like you?
you should list reasons why i should even point my dick at you , dumb bitch
>Supportive
>Understanding
>Willing to help when is needed
you are a cuck
-finished cs degree
-dont drink or do drugs
-dislike eating out
-dislike traveling
-dont celebrate birthdays including mine
-dont see the point of giving or getting gifts
-only 5'10''
waste of space/ cuck
> Don't drink or do drugs
> Will make cool stuff for you
> Won't hound for nudes
you are a fucking waste of space, and you are a cuck
you all need to read "might is right"
stop being flacid babies - grow some balls
nice LARP, buddy!! its quite pathetic to lie about things though
What the hell.
I bake the best brownies, blondies, cookies, and other baked goods in the known universe, and I can prove it. Whatever dessert you like, I can make it, and I can make it better than you've ever had it before or will ever have again.
I've got a pretty good job. Not rich, but enough to pay my bills, own a house, and have some hobbies. I'm a lawyer, but I'm a fairly academic one.
I don't do "adventure." This may be a pro or a con. I like walks in the woods, used book stores, exploring different small cities, naps, and peace and quiet. My house is out in the country. The sort of person I'd want to date would see this as a positive; anyone else I wouldn't want anyway.
I have cats. Again, this is either a positive or I wouldn't want you in my life anyway.
I don't sports, I don't church, I don't drink, I don't drugs. I'm not a gamer but the majority of my friends are. In fact, I kind of like watching other people game. If you're a gamer, great, if not, also great.
I don't really give a shit about left versus right, what I give a shit about is that I'm pretty highly anti-authoritarian and cynical of everyone.
I like cuddling and boobs more than actual sex. Butts are of absolutely no interest to me whatsoever. Again, you'll know if this is a pro or a con.
I'm handy. I can repair a lot of things, and I know when I'm up at my limits and it's time to call in a professional.
I'm not mushy, but I am a pretty supportive person. I tend to genuinely like people. In fact, I'm often the person many of my friends come to when they need help with stuff, practical or emotional Admittedly, I'd like someone I can rely on emotionally as well, but that shit is NOT going to be one-sided. I want a partner, not a pet or a mom.
Most people say I'm fairly attractive. I do get some exercise, I'm pretty thin, I have blue eyes, and I wear my hair long. Down side: I'm 41 and my hair is silver.
But I live in Michigan, so this is just an exercise in pointlessness.
I'm op, I'm a dude, whyd you think I'm a grill?
also I seriously doubt those achievements,
>Modicum of drive
>Like saying humongous words
>Funny if you manage to keep up with whatever im obssesed with at the moment
>Ok cook.
>Shitty dancer
>Party only with friends, not heavy drinker
>only ocassional vidya
>Trying to get fit, just chubby
>Like debating
>Kind of anti-left, but not Pol tier
>Would go Vegan if it was cheap enough
>Experienced at dealing with mentally ill and depressed people
>writes a lot
Wish i could have talked to Nassim. She only needed to understand how the algorithm worked. Maybe then she wouldn't have done that
>Waste of space
?
>cuck
Just because I believe in the concept of love doesn't make me a cuck. You are blinded; you think that any man interested in love has a submissive fetish. This says more about you than me.
want me to send a picture of my dick as well?
you are a man, you must be dominant
if you love your woman and want to keep her and make her happy you must be more assertive/dominant
flaccid weakness and kindness will not get you anywhere
Responding to a troll, here in 2018? C'mon, don't do that.
>Self proclaimed ""Medic and engineer""
> Still in school
> Undergraduate
Woooow soooooooooooooo impressive
i want us to all succeed, but these things you say (baking biscuits/being supportive and "understanding") are all feminine traits - women are supportive and understanding because that is their nature
the nature of the male is to be dominant and to lead
top kek
this guy is a faggot but hes not wrong
Cool manifesto you got there, bro, did it come with a free bottle of viagra?
yes I do actually, but I'd prefer face pic in /soc and link here.
good job dude,
>the nature of x
if it was really anyones nature, all men would be dominant and shit by default. but as you can see, by the posts itt, that's not the case. so there clearly is no "nature", people simply choose how they want to act.
then become dominant
become something greater than you currently are
PROS
>6 foot
>messy dirty blond hair
>light blue eyes
>well shaped jaw
>hooded eyes
>Jow Forums
>deep voice
>go to one of the best universities in the country
>pro-level swimmer
>very broad shoulders
>perfect muscle insertions
>funny
>literally do not care about drama/gossip
>creative
>if we are good friends then I will treat you with absolute respect and loyalty
>try to be inclusive and respectful to everyone I meet, will never judge you by what you look like
>loving
CONS
>stubborn
>a little overprotective sometimes
>bad at maths
>have terrible hand-eye coordination so I'm quite clumsy
>colourblind
>sometimes i'll go hermit-mode for weeks on end without warning (people don't seem to like that)
>will probably forget to text or call you
How is...
>don't drink or do drugs
> makes stuff
> won't hound for nudes
...kindness or weakness? It's MUCH easier to just drink and smoke weed than to stick to your personal goals. Making stuff for people you love is not weak, lmao - making stuff for strangers is. And I'm not gonna ask for nudes because I find it trashy.
He isn't a troll, just probably someone who started browsing r/TheRedPill a couple weeks ago.
Pros:
>6 foot
>Caring
>Very loyal
>Funny
>Can turn serious in the blink of an eye
>Fairly muscular
>fairly symmetric face
>Able to drink a lot, but know when to stop
>Not a virgin
>Loves to travel, afraid of almost nothing
Cons:
>Light autism (not noticable during normal everyday interactions)
>Want kids early (at 25+/-)
>Career is #2 priority
>Games a lot, but able to drop it np
>Stuborn as hell
>Extremly good at manipulating/lying although I avoid doing it.
>Bisexual and act feminine from time to time, but able to switch between masculine and feminine easily.
CONS
>Good sense of humor
>Decent/good looks
>emphatetic
>charismatic
Not cons
>druggie
>Insecure
>hard to get close
> a lot of mental problems
Cons obliterate my pros
>He isn't a troll, just probably someone who started browsing r/TheRedPill a couple weeks ago
You say that like those are somehow not indistinguishable. I'm confused.
>fat
No fat girl is worthy of me
Anyways here is what im all about:
PROS:
>Top percentile athletically
>Smart
>Close to male model tier looks
>Funny
>Will love you with my entire heart
>Will never cheat, or think about other girls besides you
>Always understanding and have the ability to "be in someone elses shoes"
>Caring
>Love going out
>Will help you with your needs
>7.5 inches will a large sex drive
CONS:
>Spent most of my life so far online
>Socially shy
>5'9
>Depressed due to being lonely (which will change once I have gf)
So any fembots that at least take care of themselves physically willing to date me? 100% serious btw
The difference is that he actually believes the shit he's spouting, unlike trolls who are purely doing it to bait responses. Evidence: he recommends meme-tier books.
>any fembots that at least take care of themselves physically
Pretty sure no ladies of any kind are monitoring this thread at all, and we're just peacocking into the void.
look pal i yhink most of us are not worthy of love, yet we crave any form of love,thats how it works,thats how it feels to be a reject
Oh. Huh. Well... yeah, okay, that does make sense. I guess you're right, somehow I just have a very difficult time imagining how anyone could possibly sincerely believe in such a bafflingly narrow and stunted worldview. Then again, I don't watch the news anymore, either.
you're all a bunch of weak cucks
youre most likely correct, but we're all desperate anyways
I think threads like this are how women maintain the matriarchy.
>Geting men to compete amongst themselves to prove their worthyness meanwhile they do shit for women
literally cant make this shit up.
The female is the ultimate jew
shut the fuck up faggot, 99% sure id be able to beat the shit out of you if you ever layed hands on me, and steal your girlfriend
my bad, thought you quoted me
Strong men don't go online and call other people weak. They don't feel that insecure.
I don't have an answer honestly
replying to say I agree tbqh
Well, except for the guy who sincerely thinks that "cuck" is a clever argument, obviously he's just rolling in pussy, it's hard to imagine how he even has the time to come on here. Must be why he's putting so little effort into anything he says, there's only enough blood to power one head at a time.
Otherwise, yeah, and the alternative is /soc/, so that's out.
-Not fat
-Hygienic
-Self-sufficient
-Live alone (renting)
-Don't know if ugly.jpg
-Graduate degree in STEM
-Pure like the virgin snow
-Can get high-paying jobs anywhere anytime, but they're shit jobs so I'm going back to school
-No addiction or mental illness
-No drugs
-Not a Jow Forumstard
-Not an SJWretard
I wouldn't want a landwhale girlfriend, but I'd take an ugly, boring, NEET, chubby or boney girlfriend anytime.
Why do males have to be clowns to entertain women?
I don't have anything special to offer, and so do womyn.
Also:
>All these niggers putting their bad boy resume hoping to be noticed as alpha males
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
youre not going to make it bruh
I gave up upon society and became a hermit since i could sustain myself anyway.
ITT: desperate fucks who try to impress some bitch who they'll never see, and who wouldn't care about them anyway
Tbh I just want to tell me what I'm doing wrong beside being too shy to approach someone given that I cant' find anyone online either.
New to the internet, are we laddie? Well, don't worry your pretty young head about it, you'll get used to it eventually.
>objectively good looking
>fit
>don't play vidya or watch tv or drink or do drugs
>well read intellectual
>well traveled
>decent income
>pretty confident
>accounting student
To be fair, I do actually have a gf.
Enjoy loneliness the rest of you.
I've had girl want me before
but my reaction was that of a 10 year old
idk how to express myself or my feelings
>but my reaction was that of a 10 year old
"Okay femanon, let's touch dicks."
no it was more like
>7/10 qt in class
>I've only just joined her friend group because I kinda drift from friend group to friend group for various reasons
>curly long brown hair, pretty eyes
>one day while we were doing some activity teach put us in groups for
>I had no dating experience and had no idea how to control my emotions
>she grabs my hand and pic related
>I sperg out and try to get her to let go
>she tightens her grip and eventually gets the message and lets go
>red faced I looked retarded in front of the whole class
>next day she asks me if I have a crush on anyone
>I know what she's doing but for some reason I could just say "you" instead I said I had a crush on shrek
>she lost dating interest and I fell out of the friend group after that
God why did I say that, I have the body of a semi chad except for height, but the mind of a complete robot
>Utena
I love you. I love you so much. But you are too good for me.
I want a genuine loving and carnal relationship with another humane human being.
I don't really give a shit about social status or material wealth.
Just don't look like a genetic abomination pls.
You and who else? The point of this thread is to explain why you deserve such a thing, mate.
This. It's not rocket science.
>kind
>Compassionate
>a little shy
>looking for a dominate partner so im willing to let her choose most things
>in school getting an eduction
>have job
>working on weight loss (lost 50lbs)
>take care of myself beyond just shower (even apply light makeup)
>6/10
>dont care for politics
this is a bad thing
Gonna be honest.
>white
>5'6"
>260
>NEET
>friendless
>5 inch dick
>play video games and browse Jow Forums all day mixed with masturbation
>2/10 facially
>no money
>live with parents
>no license
>never worked a job
>have an undergraduate degree
So it's safe for me to assume that no matter what happens, I will never be able to get a gf. Even if I bettered myself, I will never meet the standards of a woman who can very easily do better than me. I will always be an ugly manlet loser.
why? its just people arguing and calling each other wrong, its not worth getting angry about
>how in the actual fuck is this considered a con
Manlets...
Kinda depends on what caring about politics means. These days, caring about politics seems to entail deciding which of two psychotic teams you want to join in screeching about how awful the other team is and making up whatever bullshit necessary to Win This War. I don't know, it doesn't seem to me that not caring about what amounts to the most asinie reality-TV ever combined with a popularity context between two groups of fugly authoritarians is quite the same as not caring about the actual issues. It just means not really wanting to go for a swim in outright shit with anally-incontinent gangrenous pigs.
Why do you say that? Based on all prior experience, I am the one that it not good enough for anyone.
You go to the hood and tell me that the bad boy "myth" isn't true. How do you think there's so many single moms in the black community?
>alpha as fuck
>6ft
>handsome
>popular
>fit
>smart
>willing to support gf and love her unconditionally through thick and thin.
That last point is why I'm single, not because "nice guys finish last" or some stupid shit like that but that's what I want to do in a relationship and will only do it if i feel like shes the right girl. I've only met one girl who I felt i would do that for but I messed things up with her. I'm over her now but i haven't met many girls that I think i could do that for.
Fuck off chadnigger. Kill yourself on the way out.
Of course girls who want bad boys exist. But are you really fool enough to believe that because you can find some people who fit a stereotype, that you can extrapolate that out not just to a pattern but to a universal rule?
It's pretty obvious you absolute turbonigger. I can't live out my cuckold fantasy if I don't have a gf to get cucked by.
The issue is that the vast majority of girls want bad boys. Sure, there are some that want regular or nice guys. But there are faaar more nice guys than girls who want nice guys.
I bet youre too controlling desu
My crazy good looks and body
Enough said
From what research I've seen, girls tend to like confidence, and humans in general have a hard time distinguishing between confidence and psychopathy. But that isn't the same as saying they specifically want bad boys for the most part. If your target demographic is crazy women, you're probably right. If your target demographic is healthy and stable women, citing da hood as evidence is not really advancing your case.
Hi my name is professor oak. Before you start on your adventure, could you tell me if you are a girl or a boy?
>and we can see how you measure up
You better check that attitude before i make you.
If you think you are superior in any way, then prove it, what do YOU have to offer me that's not your pussy, you dirty slut?
I was NAYRT. I'think hood women are probably more receptive towards nice guys, there just aren't that many of them in low class communities because the men are all hardened.
Girls who are upper middle class, went to college, dream of stable house someday love bad boys THE MOST. Not confidence - bad boys and asshole behavior.
I have nothing that appealing
Of course improving myself into someone I don't want to be doesn't seem like a good idea either since she'll fall out of love with me