No big tit arab gf

>no big tit arab gf

cut my life into pieces

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I'm married to a Palestinian girl with C-cups, Ask Me Anything.

How do you pick one up without her family massacre you?

>tfw no quirky Lebanese gf

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why are you on a board for virgins if you have a wife?

Yea but would you really want your own girl to be contantly eyebrowmogging you

By having a good job and not being a deadbeat. Although she's one of four sisters and none of them are married, so her Father was probably pretty eager to get one of them hitched. They're also pretty Americanized.

>lebanese christian literal porn whore
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>I'm married to a Palestinian girl with C-cups, Ask Me Anything.

does she do anal

mia khalifa has implants. you can tell because her nipples have been reattached and there's scarring.

Honestly, I don't know. It's an interesting board with a unique demographic.

Yes, although it took a few tries and a shitload of lube. There was a lot of "ow ow ow changed my mind take it out!"

Did you ever go to palestine?
Is she ravenous in bed or just demure?

No. She's used to go to Palestine and Jordan pretty frequently to visit family but she's so Americanized that she doesn't really fit in anymore. I don't have much interest in going.

She's pretty open sexually. There hasn't been anything that she wasn't willing to at least try. Most Arab girls I've met are pretty sexually adventurous. Part of being raised in such a sexually oppressive culture, I suppose.

50% of pakistani's are inbred

pfft americanized dumbo you can keep her kafir.

You want one that's at least a little Americanized. The real traditional Arab girls are pretty boring. They just sit there like a piece of furniture.

How would you know how traditional Arab girls are like?

Because my wife has cousins from Jordan. At our wedding they sat in the corner like houseplants.

Well yeah that's how it is with non relative men. Doesn't mean they're "houseplants" in the actual marriage.

Fair enough. I'll still take a girl who will drink a beer with me and likes dogs.

Yeah hence I said you could keep her desu.

>She's pretty open sexually. There hasn't been anything that she wasn't willing to at least try. Most Arab girls I've met are pretty sexually adventurous.
seems good. I had this impression that they are all wild in bed and shreik n stuff. the more you know

Did they make you convert?

It's blindingly obvious to anyone regardless of her fucked up nipples.

Not really. She's not at all religious anymore but her Dad still is, so I went to the mosque and met the Imam and basically introduced myself and told him I'm going to marry one of his parishioner's daughters. We talked for a bit, shook hands and that was it. First and only time I've ever been to the mosque. This is in Seattle so they're pretty progressive.

who is this demon of semon

Sucks to be her father then because that marriage is not even Islamically valid.

>no big tit arab gf to cut into pieces

Haha oh wow, so kawaii.

Also she's Pakistani not Arab.

He's made peace with it. Really it was just so he could tell his more devout friends and family that "oh yeah, my son in law has totally gone to the Mosque and met everyone!" without technically lying to them. I think he understands that I did this for him out of formality and as a favor to him.

Shit skinned who cares you all act the same anyways

She's Lebanese Arab you retard and not even from a muslim family

CHECK OUT THOSE FUCKING EYEBROWS
100% of humans are inbred, what's your point

Dunno but I agree that she's top qt.

They can be pretty different. My wife's cousins are Jordanian and Palestinian, and the Jordanians are much more open to western culture, probably due to the whole "American-born Queen" thing.

They're all pretty anti-Semitic though. That much is true.

Is there any porn of Mia pre-boobjob? I would like to look at it while masturbating.

Convert to Islam and then dump her for being a slut.

>mia khalifa
pleas user...

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Welp, now I know why she got the boobjob.

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what does palestinian butthole smell like

Exotic spices and fine persian rugs.

israeli cologne

she looks like that nigga 6ix9ine

Arabian culture isn't really sexually suppressive, it's just anti-expression. There's all kinds of islamic cultural/religious precedence for allowing crazy shit to happen in the bedroom, you just can't be open about it on the streets.