/britfeel/

I'm still the liv

London was never ours to begin with.

john's hair looks really greasy here

i dont understand ye lad
I mean I'M drunk and I don't want to be alone with myself
I don't really like that guy you see

so who the hell did I meet up with

on my 7th beer lads

good lad. So didnt get a chance to talk about this earlier, how come you told mummy you were ugly :( that's sad, you said you looked like Snow, that can't be bad, he looks like a portuguese chad

>I mean I'M drunk and I don't want to be alone with myself

DONT OBJECTIFY YOURSELF. HAVE SOME POWER, GIRL, MAKE HIM AT LEAST BUY YOU A FEW PINTS BEFORE YOU JUMP IN BED

Fuck me this thread is shit.
Why do you Brits feel the need to seclude yourself all the time? Pathetic.

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When was the last time /ourprincess/ Tilde posted, lads?

Cummy cummy in little bummy haha

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Tilde will be fumming when she finds out a real girl is posting in this thread

End of March. He's gone for good, took to insulting the more attractive posters on his blog.

Any of you lads want to form a rock and roll band? I have an idea for a song name: 'The Weeping Angel in the Pit of Hell: 2nd Movement'

Band name suggestions are appreciated.

tilde is a tranny?

A young Cotswold

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Frenfest when ffs?

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Amphibious Sundays is my goto

Happy to join the rock band but I'll have no roll.

>a real girl

We know who's posting the interracial then

Lads why did tilde leave?
It feels so weird without trips now, its either created a attention vacuum that someones going to try and fill or made the threads inhospitable to any budding trips.

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fuck it. In two weeks, guidlford spoons on a weekday that isn't thursday

Nonsense, trips are the cause of drama in the anonymous state of Jow Forums.

Is this the legendary Surrey meet?
Make it a Friday so I can be there too.

I think she is just busy. She is working 5 times a week now. Thread has been much better without trips though

The fucking irreparable state of these tripvassals in this thread.
I don't know what is worse, that you people give these people attention and actually mention their names or that you miss them when they're gone.

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>Lads why did tilde leave?
Homeless started ripping the piss out of them

who are you fren?
I'd be anxious about there being friday normies about

Tilde is the /tripqueen/

tildedesu.wordpress.com/2018/03/31/caffeine-crash/

>Taking a break from /britfeel/. It's shit. My achievements and accomplishments are belittled and I'm made to feel bad for getting better.
ie "I'm not getting enough attention"

Nah Homeless was only defending herself after Tilde made some off-colour comments about her on his blog.

cool pal
Fine by me but I dont want to overwhelm the lad. He's skittish like a stray kitty

Purple Ronnie is still going

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I'm just an user who lives in Surrey but stays in Orpington during the week for work.
I imagine normies would be there every night, especially Guildford.

>tfw I was just looking at the Jodelle thread on /hr/

H-haha

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End yourself tripvessal

Who's the cutest trip in this thread? Any nice piccies?

Yeah, this is Death Chan.

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>family is watching gogglebox

don't get that shit lads. Like watching yt commentators play games but way more autistic and uninteresting

>too drunk to play the guitar
ah nuts

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>Black shirt and tie
A fascist?

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>got a second date with an older woman tomorrow
>friends would ridicule me if they knew

>inhospitable to any budding trips
ha

Mate, if she's fit, I'd praise you.
>tfw no mommy gf

My friends all look up to me as I'm the oldest in the group. I'm kind of the coolest one. That's why I can't be seen to date ugly/old women.

seriously? this is just normal behaviour for television now?

youtube.com/watch?v=TWeVm4WT8HA

She only gets so much hate because of the trip. If she took the trip off hardly anyone would bother her

She's more GILF than MILF.

I feel like I should bring dm lad a framed picture of ferland or a pop figure or something to make up for how dull I am

Suicudal thoughts are back again. Can't even find the motivation to move. Exhausted and want to go to bed but my limbs are leaden and even the idea of moving seems like too much to handle

let's hear it then lads, is there something which scared you as a kid which still affect you? I mean mine is the exorcist which is just scary anyway.
But there was also this scary cbbc program which I have never found, the army came and took some girl's dad and he was hiding in some pommelhorse

>the coolest one
OOOOOUUUUUTTTTT

Nth for original mummykino

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No, you're great and funny. We will even look past you being a girl and wont call you a ro*stie

But is she fit?

>how dull I am
dont be silly, once your comfy we'll be chatting up a storm

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8th beer

As a Pakistani,I have an interesting perspective when it comes to the Whites

Firstly they are very weak, individually and as a society, there is no real cohesion, they hate each other as much as they hate everyone else, the scots hate the English, the English hate the welsh, Manchester hates Liverpool, Bradford hates leeds, within towns neighbourhoods hate each other, streets are at war with other streets and neighbours despise each other.

Npw cpm[are them to our Pakistani areas, we are all very close, we look out for each other, my cousin was attacked in a bar by an English lad a few weeks ago, he texted his brother, his brother put out an alert on facebook and within 20 minutes more than 40 of us arrived and kicked the English bastards all over the bar.

They love homosexuals, their women are all prostitutes who hate their own men lol they don't even respect themselves, so many fat British pigs, so many skinny British pussies.

The truth is the police take the piss out of them because they can, there is no pushback, but the police don't give us any issues, we can pretty much do anything we want, mainly because they are scared of us, and I think that is the point...

The British authorities are afraid ofus Pakistanis so the bully their own people to show they have some power, it's human nature and the British are the bitch in this picture

Dogs scare me, they never look totally in control of their own limbs and there are just too many stories of them tearing children to pieces for me to be comfortable near them. They scared me as a kid and I haven't outgrown it.
Not even a paki.

>44470748
hear she likes it rough?

She does yoga and swims regularly.

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You're a good person. You are appreciated by everyone here. You are improving, you are on a good path. You're taking one step at a time. You can do it.

fuckin hell lad you gonna take her to the bingo and have her take them teeth out when she give ye a gobble?

Jeez does her minge even get wet?

Sounds like you have CFS.
In other words, you're just lazy.

she's only using you to help her get out of the bath, lad

**this was supposed to be accompanied by this photo but i'm a clicklet

seriously, any of you lads get this?

>have a captcha
>click on the complete wrong picture like 10 times
>know I'm literally being too lazy to move the cursor high enough
>fail the captcha
>have to do twice the work

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Well, she looks a bit older than I was expecting.

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so...how is she at blowies?

>she's only using you to help her get out of the bath, Iad

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There's fucking an older woman and then there's fucking a corpse

I don't know what part of that implies CFS. I've been awake for 20 hours I'm just tired

I feel like sex with someone this old should be illegal

Should codename him the GoyimHunter

>>know I'm literally being too lazy to move the cursor high enough
>>fail the captcha

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fuck sake lad hahaha

just about pissed myself

She might have an opinion about that lad
A SEXY opinion

She has all of her teeth.
Yes.
She is still fit and healthy, and doesn't need help with that.
Haven't got one from her yet.
It's not that bad honestly.

ok lads who wants me to post the qt gril my mate thought i was trying to cuck him with

>watch porn and finish
>listen to slow music to sooth the anger that overcomes me after

Still stuck in East Devon

You have not been on in a while. i have missed you. how are you?

fuck me love this scene

youtube.com/watch?v=fiKEUgyls8k

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Do it, lad. What's the story?

East Devon user is the biggest qt

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Back from the local lads

Only had two fucking pints

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>beta best (only) friend is painfully orbiting this girl
>he was cruel to me and made me get to a real low
>get angry at him
>think about doing that
>meet her
>she actually talks to me a lot and likes me
>wtf.jpeg
>get threatened to be beaten up
>take the moral high ground in spite of crippling loneliness and make it up with him

were you alone?

>cucking your mate with another gril

What

these are the feels of the night. Utterly beautiful I must say lads. The transition into the last chorus makes me want to cri

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Do you ever come so hard you just fall asleep?

>She's got the faces of her victims in her knees.

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do it lennonlad u lemmon

Sounds like a shit mate. If the girl likes you he should man up

john lennon was a bender

youtube.com/watch?v=d8-kE_f8_6g
My crush is dead girl also is it kino?