Lets make a thread where we pretend to be newfags

@44472089
LMAO NICE BRO

This is really different from the reddit formatting style and website layout. It's gonna take me a while to familiarize myself with all the change, but I'm sure I'll be able to handle it! Haha.

So how are we all doing today my fellow 4channers? Doing anything for the weekend? I sure am! I'm going to take the boys and my wife out for a night of camping and then after that we're gonna have a big breakfast at the local restaurant. All in all it should have a great family bonding moment for us! (I hope you all like this goofy picture I attached!!)

Sincerely Steve Richardson.
-Reddit-RichadStevens154
-Facebook RichardStevens54
-Email Richard [email protected]

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Nice dubs bro

>What does ylyl mean?

how can i get dubs, anonymous guy?

Oh shit son. got quads isntead.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU

>2222
There you go
(Originoli)

I call bullshit! Wow hacks

>tfw no chubby bf to fuck my trap asshole XD

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>how can i get dubs, anonymous guy?

Why in the FUCK didn't this user get the 8 4's the other night?

If the mods did a good job in scaring people not to post blox it probably would have been a competent message instead

hah traps arent gay xD

i am a new fag and i have bad grammars

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REEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD

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i couldn't handle the anxiety user, i left the board for a few hours when the 8 4's was reaching.
damn, the user who got it was lucky

guys guys... HITLER lets post HITLER on le Tumblr those SJWs will be so triggered.... hehe.... I hear all the cool raids on the feminazis start on Four Chan... also can you guys help me hack Drumpf

Memes are life

what the fuck is the catalog?

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Hey don't talk shut about the God Emperor Trump! I came here from Jow ForumsTheDonald and we don't take kindly to library lefties like you! X-DDDDD

None of you have to pretend

no you RETARD autisic nigger we want trump to notice us go back to PLEBBIT

how do i subscribe to a page?

hey guys wanna spam pepe on a kool habbo stream

>be me
>7 yo
>watch pewds
>com hear
>gonna eat pizza pokets

>mfw when those normies are trying to fit in

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hey guise im new here xD.

I saw this nifty thread and thought it was pure gold. You definitely win the internet for today. I always browse r/Jow Forums and thought I just had to try it for myself so here I am :D. So you guys like anime here right? I love anime too. Naruto and Dragonball super are my favorites.

Hope to keep le memes going stronk here for a long time teehee.
this physically made my hands shake from typing this atrocity. Was it worth it OP?

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This is a wonderfully well thought out reply. Thanks for the time to contribute to this little robot board, haha. This website is a little confusing, but know you have my metaphorical upvote! Can you upvote here? No? Oh well!

GUYS WE ALL GOT TRIPS OF FOURS LOOK WOW

how do I stop getting muted for low content? It did it again.

who's going to top this one?

Not you, youre reply goes under it not on top of it you fucking retard

this board sucks anyway, somebody told me there are lots of chicks on /Soc so I'm gonna go there

Newfags are older than the redditfags now. GTFO if you're going to pretend to know what's going on here.

>
Im op, it was.

>you fucking retard
My dad works at Jow Forums headquarters and I'll ask him to tell moot to ban you.

@44472660
haha you loser, moot works at reddit now XD

Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)16:41:34 No.44471055 um Im new here and a girl lol do u guys want to hang out with me hehe we can maybe pol y minecraft or something :P

no dont talk about pol i hear there are racists there o_O

I went there one time to see what it was like and they called me the n word but i'm a white female :O

Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)17:56:01 No.44472734

oh my god I did not know that user, ;o; im not racist i just wannted to play minecraft with all of u awesome bros im not racict i swar :3

checked too
why was i muted =\

I heard lulznet is a friendly crew.

How do I like other peoples post?

upboat for visibility.
smash tht mfkin upd00t

I am sick and tired of this faggot heaven that bullies me on /b/, almost every post I make this fucker is there to call me a newfag, I hope he doesnt post here too

Hey, OP here.

It is Wednesday my dudes (and dudettes, LOL)

Why do you like to be anonymous? You gain nothing and people won't be able to recognize you online if you don't go by the same handle on every website. Having usernames here would be easier to identify people, and you could just block people you don't agree with.

how do i lime text, I wanna make a sotry for my friends at reddit

> Just do it like this! :D

you mean do it like >this?

>TFW I have only been on Jow Forums for 3 years

Pray for me robots

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who the fuck is this heaven guy?, does he just lurk every single thread?

@44473368
This.

Have an upboat, good sir.

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Hey guys, where can i find anonymouse?
no one has told me yet
:(

i_just_farted 04/06/18(Fri)22:03:52 No.44474014
i don't think anonymoos existts

Came here to post thsi

miencraft steve 07 you just got trolled anonymouse does exist XDD

u mad bro??????????????? XDDDDDD

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FragerMaaster 04/06/18(Fri)22:24:02 No.44474394
no i don't want to be trolled, how do i fix this

Ctrl + F "miencraft"
Was not disappoint

this is a test reply

>hello guys, i come from pewdiepies video.BROFIST!i hope you guys will like me, now i have a question, where can i register? also, where are the funny greentext memes?
thanks for answers bros :)

Oregano

ITC new fags being ironic about being a new fag.

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>he hasn't lurked since 2010 and is only now posting because he can ironically shitpost
I know, I know, ironically shitposting, is still shitposting

LOL @44474731 THAT WHAMEN IS SO H0T BUT SHE DONT KNO DAT DA HOMEBOIZ GONNA PUT DIKS IN HER ASS XDXDXDXD

ps
praise kek im only 13 but im part of the cult of kek like you guys hehe XD
SHADILAY MY DUD3S

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But i can triforce

Hello friends I am a girl :) I was just wondering what this place is all about, my friend Soy Mcgoy showed me this place from my favorite website reddit!!! I'm with my cute and awesome boyfriend Tyrone, and we're looking forward to talking to you and making friends!!! :)

my fellow b/ros who needs the women am i right? and I love this 2005 layout death 2 the feminists

mfw

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This thread is epic XD well played sir

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>my >name >is >darren

Hi sir can you tell me whatt "mfw" stands 4 thank you

motherfucking windows. it comes from the technology forum here, /G

Thank you! Here is an upvote. I can always get behind getting mad at windows 10.

this thread epic as hell
sorry my mommy doesnt liike me using bad word

>this thread
God bless you beautiful bastards youre reminding me of old Jow Forums humor

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where the epic hackers squad at huh fellow 4channers!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

why are there guys wearing their moms underwear???

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Hi, this is Steam Support, what is your password

WHat the fuckkk lol witch one of you are the real anonymous hacker XD?

It's me xd get trolled umad?

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Konosuba12

hello this is supermario65, this is my first Jow Forums post. who wants to play super smash bros with me or overwatch? also does anyone know what the number means

>numbers
>MASON!!!