Qt's

Of course. I'm curious.

>paying 500 bucks to lose your virginity
wew lad

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Tell him that he is a QT too

This, if you make it clear that you think so too and was just completely floored that she thought you were cute it will make her feel good

>Fiona took me to a room that had a couch, and some random chair
>explained to me that this was the room that all the prostitutes used to check if the customers had any STD's
>asked her if she and her fellows was like all the other prostitutes around Reno
>laughed at me in an understanding way and explained that they were checked every week
>sighed in relief
>I let her know that i shaved my balls just in case she chokes on my pubes
>laughed and thanked me, and told me that she obviously had tons of experience (no shit) and that the pubes were not going to be a problem anyway
>told me that i was good to go
>asked if they took debit
>cash only
>Fiona directed me to the ATM in the strip club
Did I mention that Mustang Ranch has a real nice hot tub out back? They do!
>Withdraw $260
>pay some lady behind metal bars in hunter's room and hands me back $10
>Fiona asks me with a toothy grin, "Are you ready? This is going to be so fun."
>Didn't know what to say, so I said, "Lets do it beautiful"
I meant what I said, holy shit was she beautiful.
>Took me to her room down the dark hall
>Opens her door for me and...
Continue?

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fuckfuckfuck
yes please.

Stop asking just post nigga

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>Her bed was huge, and super comfy
>had mirrors everywhere
>small window at the end
>melted candles everywhere too
>as soon as she lit the candles, my god did it smell of total bliss
>she asked if i wanted some music
>said yes
>it was nice
>it set the tone
>it was relaxing
>she started to undress
>she had nothing underneath
Her body was like the painting of Aphrodite on that seashell... fucking pic related
>she and i kept eye contact
>Fiona asked one more time that she was really, truly my first
>I blushed and said yes
>she got real close, and closed her eyes while putting her hands around my hips, and directing hands around hers
>I was thinking to myself this is it
>I though I knew of what I was doing and just went for it
>my first fucking kiss at the age of 22
>it was fucked up
I'm not joking
>imagine an upside down "U"
>she asked of what i was doing in a laughing and confused tone
>told her that I never kissed before either
>Fiona explained that I was supposed to stand real still while kissing
FML
>laughed and said it was alright
>its you're first time user
>we kiss
>didn't fuck up this time
More?

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Yes stupid

yes fucking hell this is great

>after about minute of kissing, she asked if i was ready for a blow job
>nodded my head for yes
> asked for me to undress
>she started kissing it slowly
>then started to suck on it for a good thirty seconds
>i told her its hard to get it up for some reason
>explained that my dick was under a lot of pressure and reassured that this was normal
>agreed to advice
>continued and it actually got hard for a good three minutes
>felt pretty good in her mouth
>kept my hands on her head to make sure her hair didn't get everywhere
>she stopped and asked if i wanted to come to bed with her
>lets go beautiful

>kissing a whore
You reallt are a cuckold user

>told me to relax
>saw my own dick go limp (fucking dammit)
>she mounted me and we started kissing again while rubbing my dick
>as she was doing that, i attempted to finger her to see of what it was like
>her vagina felt warm and soft at first, then i started to feel bone
>decided to jump the gun, and see what would happen if i went a little faster
>Fiona noticed and asked "slow down tiger"
>i started getting hard again, and thats when she inserted my dick into her vagina
>I've never felt anything like it
>masturbation doesn't compare
>my god
>she was riding me for a good five minutes, and for some reason i started to go limp
>thats when we started to fuck sideways for a bit
>lasted for the same amount of time

next time you want to greentext, type it in advance

fuckfuckfuck
why isn't prostitution legal in burgerland this is all i want.

Pretty sure when she calls you cute it's over, son.

This is in burgerland

>was feeling a bit frustrated and told her that i wanted to try missonary
>i don't know of what go a hold of me
>i just started getting really, really hard in this position and started going
>first time i have ever seen a woman look like that
>the way she started moaning
>Fiona started saying "there you go"
>feet in air
>me biting on her titties
>i didn't care if they i didn't taste that good, I like them anyways
>i kept going until i told her that i was going to cum
>she quickly took my dick out and let me ejaculate on her belly
>she kissed me and congratulated me on losing my virginity
>asked if we could go again
>"if we have time user"
>what?
>a loud ring from the ceiling sounds off
>ask how long did we fuck
>thirty minutes
>told me that I was the most confident virgin that she had ever met
>explained that other virgins were afraid of everything that had to do with sex
kek sex is a lot of fun, i cannot wait to do it again
Thank you Fiona, I'll never forget you.

dude, I'm the guy from the green text. Prostitution is legal in Nevada, the Silver State

Go to Vegas, go to Reno. Nevada is the best state in America.

I live in illinois. fuck this state. shitty weather, shitty people, shitty prostitution laws.
I wouldn't even be able to afford it anyways and I'd end up being mad at myself for fucking a whore.

I'm not you, and I sure as hell ain't mad about fucking a whore. That was a lot of fun.

I know, it seems like it. I'm just a dickhead that would find any reason to berate myself.
I don't want to die a virgin.

I jerked off to this thanks

Nevada, best state ever

I live in Australia and it's all legal here. I had a similar experience although we have too many asian hookers, so they don't speak very good english. I gotta find somewhere with what you had.

wtf i hate illinois god dammit

Friends set me up on blind date with qt yesterday. All seemed well. She seemed into me. Texted her today. She hasn't responded. Is all hope lost?

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She's more likely to be busy than to be ignoring you. Don't worry about it dude. Just don't double text for fucks sake.

Literal autism.
I would've at least said "my dear lady, are you flirting with me?"

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Thanks for the advice fellow robot. Will watch dragon ball resurrection f in the meantime.

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Fiona told me afterwards that she was from boston, Massachusetts.
>said something about running from the (((mob)))
>she traveled all the way to Neveda to get away from (((them)))
>told me that she was dating a spec ops marine
>couldn't believe it
She also had an obvious american girl accent and shit. While we were talking, she turned out to be a goofy and funny person. Her breath also smelled of salad the entire time that I was with her.

damn, she sounds really cute. you got lucky as shit.

Ya afterwords she would play with my hair a lot in the strip club while I was drinking beer, and talking to my texan chad bro and his mexican qt3.14 that gave him head. Fiona offered to dance for me, but warned that it would cost me more money. I remembered that I just spent $260 on an unforgettable experience with her. I told her that I needed the gas money to get back to California. She understood, and played with my hair a little more. Left an hour later.

fucking hell, i wouldn't expect prostitutes to be that nice. you're not helping my crippling need to get out of illinois

From my experience its how you talk to them. i was super excited, and happy to be there. Too bad prostitution is illegal in California, and I have to think of what to say to the hookers on the street here.
>can't decide if the bitch is a cop or not, so i decide to to test her in a weird fashion
>ask her to show me her titties, ass, pussy, whatever works
>any hint of resistance from her, or signs that she actually takes pride in having morals as a woman, I make sure to get the fuck out of the area as fast as I can
Fuck California, I miss Nevada.

nevada sounds like heaven wtf

>>dont respond
>>go shit
You blew it, congrats.
No recovery from this.

it has its bad sides too
>"A polite society is an armed society" - Fallout New Vegas
>Fucking casinos my man
>I shit you not, two of my fellow marines that were from Wisconsin (pronounced as WiscAAnson) were completely intimidated by casinos and looked quite lost
>a different state, means different people and culture
I will move there some day, but I will make sure to get to know the locals before i decide to do anything fun.

I forgot to mention of the items that I bought for my brother in marine bootcamp.
>I bought him a glass dildo
>One squeezable tittie
>and a dick ring, it was red (it is designed to somehow keep the blood in you're dick so that you can have a longer erection)
>cost me $50
>put it all in a white shoe box
>write in sharpie SUPRISE all over
As a result, my little brother became quite famous in not only his platoon, but his entire battalion.

Before she cut the price, you were going to pay 500 bucks. 500 bucks for 30 minutes

you've got to be kidding me.

this user this is the only way to recover