While you jack off in the sock

>While you're using the wrong your
>Chad is making her pussy sore

>youve been bullied all your life so you aim your gun
>chad cries out "it was just for fun"

>While you reeeee
>Chad fills her with sexual glee

>ewhile you pee
>wee

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Not only Chad's get pussy

Omega males like me get nothing. I've tried to talk to women before I get ignored

tht acuse u afag xD

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>you daydream for hours and ponder existence
>Chad is thrashing her gash with zero resistance

>while you study the blade
>chad is getting laid

>while you get mocked on Jow Forums
>Chad's ramming it in her can

>you stare at her pictures and daydream aloud
>while she hangs with Chad's buddies and pleases the crowd

>while you get trips
>Chad watches as she strips

>as you ERP with fags on discord
>she is riding on top of his sword

>Skype used to be fun but now it's retarded
>She'll ride on Chad's bone until she's discarded

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>you try to find some anime to pass the time
>Chad gives it to her and she thinks it's sublime

>jacking off into a sock

>you sit alone in your bedroom and take another shot
>Chad doesn't care whether she's on birth control or not

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>while you're being a sad runt
>Chad is destroying her cunt

Time to bring the pain.

>you didn't think it could get worse than this
>because Chad just proposed to your Oneitis

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>while you sit in your room and masturbate
>Chad and your Oneitis set their wedding date

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>while you drink the rum
>she is drinking chads cum

Who? My obese ex or my trans ex? If so, good for them!

>and just when you thought you couldn't get more depressed
>you saw a pic of your Oneitis in her wedding dress

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we are not talking about ex's

>you don't even remember how to fall in love with a woman after eight years of her treating you like shit
>Chad fucks her in the woods behind her family's home and she tells you all about it

Oh shit my b. Just ignore that post then, I didn't read the whole thread before posting

>you'll always be her first, forever
A good feel, indeed

it's ok lol.

Oh phew, I feel less bad.

>and then your throat will choke and smother
>because the chad is your fucking little brother

except I am jacking in HER sock and she is my gf.

I am footfag

>you write gay shit about siblings in a shitpost thread
>Chad comes to her house, she gives passionate head

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>you try to send her love letters
>but it's no use, because chad is always better.

hahaha i like this one

>you sit in your room watching asian cartoons
>as he impregnates bitches and pleases the booms

>you mails letters that she pretends never arrived
>she feels up Chad's dong and he shoots on her thighs

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>pleases the booms
what did he mean by this

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>He slaps her can
>You devise your plan

>She admires his manly gait
>You sit, and calmly wait

>They fuck until she tires
>On the shooting range your rifle fires

>Chad blows his load on her lips that pout
>You aim your crosshairs and take her out

>From the window, Chad tries to flee
>You bust his kneecaps, with much glee

>Chad passes out, in the mud
>You walk away, covered in blood

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boomers
i couldn't think of a rhyme because am brainlet

>Chad is honored in death, despite his cum all over her corpse
>You're imprisoned for life, Tyrone rides you like a horse

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>while you sit in your bed and whine
>she and chad are fucking all night

>while you play videogames and sit on your ass
>she thinks of you as nothing but trash

>while all you want is her love
>chad gives her pussy another shove.

>when it doesnt fucking matter
>and her pussy is getting splattered

>TWO TRIPS IN THE SAME THREAD

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>while you sit on your bed in a bad mood
>chad is sucking on her boobs

good rhyme

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>while you stay inside and talk with your tulpa
>chads out there licking her vulva

>Chad's phantom sees the cops, softly smiles
>You detonate the bombs, seen for miles
tfw I'm the only one doing edgy ones in these threads

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who is this fucking norman

>Chad contracts HPV
>You enjoy your PSP

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>your fucking
not
>fucking your

when she is fucking a stick bug looking soy boy and you are her "friend"

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you lie in the grass and masturbate

chad pulls out his cock, she can hardly wait

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You post on Jow Forums in a rage
She fucks a lanklet who looks half her age

>all you want is to go on a date
>chad is biting her neck like a snake

>chad rails his gf and breaks his bed
>neet is being a useless brainlet

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Obviously a clean one, knob.

when me and qt 3.14 are both 17 and soy boy is 20

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>you wrap your lips around the barrel of a Glock
>obviously this next line will be something about Chad's cock

>Chad gets STDs from another whore
>You sit at home and play Armored Core

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>absolute brainlet

>while you sit around in pain
>she is making chad cum like rain

>your Mom calls out "user, your tendies are ready!"
>later that night Chad fucks her slow and steady

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>you wrap your lips around the barrel of your glock
>Her mouth quivers, waiting for the loogies Chad hocks

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>Danny Phantom was just 17
>When his parents built a very strange machine

>You sulk and stare at a screen all day
>Chad is out there getting the best lay

>While you cry about the hand you were dealt
>Chad puts another notch in his belt

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>Implying I actually have any semblance of oneitis, or ever have.

Feels good to not give a shit about anyone but yourself. You dumbasses continue to feel crap and depressed, see how far it gets you.

>The warts on Chad's dick grow more and more
>You breeze through games quick, already on Armored Core 4!

plz no not this

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>Chad's cum is on her breath
>You mark them both for death
We need more edge.

>your trips confirm you can't feel emotional attachment
>after what she did to Chad's wang she's in need of a breath mint

I had sex 6 times 2 weeks ago and I will likely never do it again
I was the luckiest loser for one weekend..

>you are contemplating for it to end
>chad is railing your childhood friend

>I'm lucky because a vagina graced me with its presence
Pathetic.

>all through college career she fucks Chad and Tyrone with reckless abandon
>your bullets strike them all down as your extremist faction stages a violent revolution

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>you start going to church and meet a nice girl
>but come home one day to see Chad giving her a necklace of pearls

>"I didn't mean to hurt you user"
>You continue on with the assasination

>you tell yourself forgiveness is the Lord's
>piercing their skulls, your bullets sing a minor chord

Holy hell you guys here:

www.rhymezone.com

Fucking use this.

>Stacy asks why you hate her
>Laugh and feed her to the gator

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>You're all alone and addicted to porn
>Your crush is out there getting torn

>You're super depressed and thinking about death
>She's riding chad's cock and running out of breath

>Chad invites her for a cup of tea.
>You ruin their date with POOPOOPEEPEE

>jacking off in a sock
>not blowing your load all over your bedroom walls

>She's fucking chad and giving him head
>You fall asleep crying in your bed

>while you sit inside and sob
>chad is shooting at her with his cum globs

>you slowly realize you've spent an entire Friday alone, shitposting and playing Steam
>she goes upstairs with Chad, the neighbors complain about the screams

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