Aww yiss

Aww yiss,

Drinking alone in my room and re-watching dragon maid.

This lifestyle used to bother me but now I've adapted to it.

It's the muthafuckin weekend robots, wyd?

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Good choice, user. Especially considering the MC herself loves to drink.
I'm just laying on my bed, drinking until I pass out desu

It's been a while since I watched it, but it's a cozy colorful distraction. The music is cheery the characters are fun and there's really no throughline to keep up with. You just watch what is essentially an autistic adult (tohru) figure out life with other humans.

Kobayashi reminds me of myself sometimes
>wake up hungover
>grind out a job that I guess pays the bills plus a little extra
>come home and drank
>repeat forever

What are you drinking user? You watching anything atm? Or listening to music?

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Yeah, Kobayashi is pretty relateable and cute
>What are you drinking user? You watching anything atm? Or listening to music?
I'm drinking vodka right now, it doesn't taste good but getd the job done at least. Not listenining to anything right now, but I'll listen to an album tomorrow I think. I'm just chilling and will probably bust a nut later

>aw yis
>seasonal anime
>reddit space
>retard speak
die faggot

I bought 1lbs of poppy seeds and I made poppy seed tea. This is really nice but I want oxy.

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>seasonal
Nigger what the fuck are you talking about
>die faggot
Probably will eventually desu. That reminds me does anyone know if that guy who drank fentanyl a few weeks ago here died?

The stream was shut down by mods but idk if it was permanently.

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>poppy seed tea
Does this do anything? Like can it get you high/drunk/altered state of mind?

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Poppy seed tea is not very good. If you're going to do opiates you might as well buy oxy. It costs less than poppy seeds and you know what kind of dose you're taking. Overdosing on poppy seed tea is a very real possibility for someone who doesn't have opiate tolerance.
My suggestion is to not start opiates period.

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>it doesn't taste good but getd the job done at least
If your goal is just to get drunk, have you tried shoving alcohol up your ass yet? The rectal veins have access to several portosystemic anastamoses. What this means is that a few of these veins bypass the liver and go to the brain without being processed, making you really fucking drunk really fast with very small amounts of alcohol. If you tried it with vodka it would probably fucking kill you, but with cheap beer you can drunk fast.

Furthermore with vodka if you put it into a 2L plastic bottle and suck out all the air, then re-pressurize the bottle quickly the liquid will become a white-ish gas. If you huff it, it goes directly into the pulmonary veins which also don't get filtered by the liver before going to the brain.

If you're feeling reckless and don't like the flavor/cost, this might "get the job done" a little faster.

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finna pop half a viagra, smoke some meth, then pleasure myself with onaholes while I take bong rips to porn and hentai for at least the next 10 hours

dont worry i got water and food that goes down easy on hand

also lots of supplements to allay any neurotoxicity

plus xannies to counter the comedown

it is indeed the weekend, fellas

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>My suggestion is to not start opiates period.
That's the smart thing to do, but you know how it goes once you start any kind of drug. Mind alteration becomes the goal after a while. I lived in Denver for a while so weed was my go to but it really doesn't do anything for me anymore unless I get at least 200mg of dissolvable in one sitting, and that's almost $80 a hit.

I don't want to OD (yet), but does poppy seed tea actually affect your mind even though it's more expensive than oxy?

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i wish i could do this. sadly im a recovering alcoholic and my family refuses to leave me alone so I can't go out and buy alcohol. they've adjusted their entire schedule to make sure there's always someone at home.

>dad is retired
>stays with me until 4 pm
>mom arrives 3:50
>she spends 1 hour getting ready and leaves with him
>5 minutes before they leave my sister gets home

fucking sucks. I just want to drink 1 beer.

Of course it does. You're doing a morphine extraction using raw, unwashed seeds. It drives your tolerance up like crazy though, so it's not something you can do often even if you wanted. You WILL eventually reach the point where you cannot consume enough to get high.
Seriously, just get some other kind of drugs. Opiates fuck with your brain and make you obsess about doing opiates.

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Doing heroin is cool. Read the book Junkie

im glad i found this thread
i am drinking some rum and listening to music, sad thing is (and happy i guess) this is what i look forward to during the week, i really enjoy the loneliness

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That's kind of what I figured user. I'll keep this in mind for when I eventually an hero. I think OD would be a good way to go. You die feeling great, your family thinks it's an accident, and they don't have to clean up mushed brains from a shotgun blast or find your body hanging from a ceiling.

I'm probably at least 5 years away from that, so I'll fuck around with some other drugs in the meanwhile. Poppy just sounds easy since it's legal to buy and easy to find, right?

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ahh, you make me miss methadone so much, that feeling, it was trully sublime

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If you're going to kill yourself opiates are unironically the best way to go.

>Feel complete bliss
>Nod off
>Forget to breathe
>Die

If you take way too much you get really sick though.
I suggest you take some MDMA or MDA. It will "reset" your brain and hopefully snap you out of depression. Just remember to NEVER use it more than every 3 months.

It really is the best. I wouldn't mind nodding off for the rest of my life.

If I wanted fentanyl I'd just buy fentanyl.

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>and listening to music
What are you listening to user? I've been listening to trippy/relaxing/synthwave comps lately.

Here's what I'm listening to atm if you're interested:

youtube.com/watch?v=Cnas3DmIMt0

>i really enjoy the loneliness
Get comfy user. You say you wish for the loneliness, yet you come to these image boards where there's some aspect of social interaction. Hunnits of robots are doing exactly what you are tonight, if that makes you cozy like it does me.

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Fentanyl isn't the patrician opiate like heroin desu

>dragon maid
My man Ioved that anime, I should rewatch it when I have the time and I hope theres another season so it doesnt end up being another 12/13 episode anime that gets forgotten. Who's your favourite dragon?

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How do you know you're getting pure heroin that isn't cut? Even on darknet markets I've heard it mostly isn't pure.
Besides, oxy is probably better.

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>Who's your favourite dragon
Tough call user. It's really hard to say but my FMK though would probably be:
>F
Kanna
>M
Tohru (for her domestic skills)
>K
Faf, although even then he'd be cool asf to play games with, so probably luoca

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im listening to this right now, i like listening to new bands while i drink
youtube.com/watch?v=Ru8E1l1P0oo
>You say you wish for the loneliness, yet you come to these image boards where there's some aspect of social interaction
dont get me wrong, i enjoy social interactions every now and then, its just i interact with people every day, so i like to spend the only 2 days i've got free on my own

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Have never done heroin and won't but Ciara makes heroin addicts look cool

But you can not have one beer. You are a brainlet so weak that you can not help yourself with the stock standard of drugs.
You do not deserve one beer brainlet. If you do drink have enough to kill yourself, then there is no chance of you passing on that worthless combination of genes.

hbu user?

>>F
>Kanna
Ahh yes, I see you're a man of culture as well

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>If you do drink have enough to kill yourself,

been there done that, i was in a alcoholic coma 2 times

its weird seeing you weeb nerds talk about drugs. Thought it was a thing only normies did

>Yui in a one-piece swimsuit
HNNNGH

Sippin lean sounds like an easier and more measurable way to have opiates desu.
You do, however, strike me as a brainlet and I think you do not know enough to be doing this big boy shit ok buddy?
Nothin personnel kid just stick to dabs or something.

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Normies and nerds switched places. When normies took over nerd culture, nerds took over drug culture

Im waiting for splatoon 2 splatfest to begin in 2 hours 30 mins~ ,my past 3 splatfests were from good to meh but now I finally have le weed xd to get high as fuck with a new pipe and bubbler I bought, along with booze some dph a red bull and ciggies, only thing im missing are some xannies but who cares first stoned splatfest!!!!!
But im falling asleep should take a quick nap tho lol

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Drugs used to be for normalfags but ever since Silk Road they're good for beta virgins too.

That's actually Yuuko.

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How did you robots even start with it? Normies first time is at parties/social gatherings with others. Did you guys just wake up one day and thought ''ay man finna try some heroin today desu''

>That's actually Yuuko.
Fuck, you're right. Sorry I'm very drunk

You have to have a junkie mindset. You might start with other drugs, even weed, but you crave more pleasure.

It's okay user. I would molest her if I had the chance.

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The kind of parties where people are doing heroin are not normie parties my dud

Nerds got depressed and wanted to do drugs to get over the pain. Many did drugs to help conditions like Asperger's or gain more social skills. Others are curious psychonauts

They start with some normie shit like coke and mdma

Interesting

Why not just become a girl? Then you can serve as the drunk bimbo receptacle for cool men.
Never having to pay for a drink, or do any kind of calculation with your brainlet CPU. Just make sure you wear a dress or skirt.
Show me your thighs. Do you have discord?

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I've had two pizzas today and I finished re-watching High School of the Dead. Probably going to re-watch Berserk tomorrow and eat a nice, fat bowl of cereal now that I'm off meds.

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Cool Berserk 2016 and 2017 were amazing. Cant wait for attack on Titan dude

I actually liked 2016, but 2017 was meh. Worst animation I have ever seen in my life though, Berserk's story saved it. That's how great the story is.

And yeah me too, I watched Season 2 last year while it was coming out after waiting for it for 3 years. I hope they go far with the new season, like all the way to the Return to Shiganshina arc.

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Nerds culture got taken over and now almost all jobs require fitting in and social capital. So robots who would have been enthusiastic overachievers in the past became proud underachievers, edgy, and nihilist.

>I think you do not know enough to be doing this big boy shit
you might be right user. But if the goal is to fucking die then you don't need to know more than "taking too much will kill you" and for someone with low tolerance "too much" is probably a pretty low bar.

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I was joking. I am disgusted with both 2016 and 17 adaptations and I wish they would stop at this point.

It is like Miura does not care or am I missing something that others see in this anime

I am going to smoke weed and play SMITE, after that maybe i will eat something and jerk off

Here's your (you) because you know how to live.

>yiss
>dragon maid
>rewatching dragon maid
>lifestyle
>this lifestyle
>muthafuckin weekend

man it's getting hot out...

I decided to stay the weekend at uni because I almost always go home on weekends.
I have absolutely nothing to do and have no friends and no mony to buy snacks with.
instant regret.

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Never liked oxy, hydrocodone just feels so much better. Gona take some of these bad boys and watch some dbz, just got done working out to. Life is good bros. Even if I'm alone.

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