Escort Thread

if you are in Buger ville, be super careful now. It's gotten risky as fuck. Dont go see them at their place or their hotel

I would check here to make sure they're legit. Pic unrelated
escortbabylon.net

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there is actually a NZ reviews site for all the girls so you can see whose decent and whose a scam

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backpage just got taken down by the feds.

shit sorry didn't realize NZ wasn't an option on my site

unironically an escort was my best sexual experience out of the three I've had

The streets are going to be overflowing with backpage girls like last time when they shut down the escort section.

nah,

it will just switch to some weird underground website no one has ever heard of.

dude if they are sick and need their H they aint gonna wait on some sight that has no traffic. Trust me I am speaking from experience. I was street mongering the days after they shut down the adult section. and they had the dating section to fall back on.

In case people want to start their own threads in the future

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you're nuts; nice way to gt your car impounded and your picture in the paper.

source of pic?

originalalelelellelelelea

Can I get an escort just to cuddle and cry with and call her mommy all night long?

> ITT The Good Guys drum up market demand for their honeypots.

I sincerely hope an actual pimp puts a bullet in your fucking head.

I assure you they know perfectly well what they're getting into and even if there are some braindead ones, who genuinely believed that, they realize that they could go to the police, but they prefer to suck dick for money than be deported. women are whores

>300 NZD is $218 Burberbuckaroos
Nice. What is GFE in your country?
In the US its CFS/BBBJ and sometimes CIM. Though locally (Dallas) GFE also includes BBFS/CIP.

(newfags who cannot into acronym, google "hobby acronym eccie")

RIP in Pepperoni backpage.
Backpage was trash anyway. Gonna be harder for newbies to start, but pros were already on TER/P411/Eros, etc.

>Cuddle
Yes
>Cry
Yes
>Call her mommy
Yes
>All night long
Yes, but overnights often run $800+

Shit, all the mirror sites too... What am I going to do now :(

Do it user. I did a lot of times. Fucked both girls and Trans. Just make sure to talk to the scort beforehand, some of them are "too professional" and you may feel that you should just masturbated at home. Also, talk with her, be corteous, some of these girls will enjoy the attention to the point where they might go out with you for a dinner or something

TER is still up as I understand but the feds hit them too. Can't be acessed from the US. IDK about that 3rd one.

Johnfag here,
Came to start a thread about escorts and I'm glad to see you guys are already carrying the torch.

I dunno what kind of stories you guys want. I feel like the interesting ones are the total trainwrecks. All my "favorites" are like "She was hot and I came in the place I wanted." Anyway my most recent experience happens to be a good one so I will share:

>Be a few months back.
>Get email about new girl from a local agency.
>College girl, blond, thin, taller than average (like 5'7"), deliciously flat.
>Haven't been with this agency for years so we spend awhile pussyfooting around.
>Agency quotes me $300 + I have to spring for hotel/gas money but I counter that I can get $300 incall anywhere else.
>With nothing to lose, I inquire about CIP and to my surprise all the girls at this agency do it.
>Set up the meet, its $400 + tip for gas + hotel.
>Girl arrives right on time and is gorgeous. Wears a small tank top and no bra.
>Chat her up for a bit and she starts sucking my dick.
>Girl has got some mad vacuum power. I'd have been completely satisfied busting in her mouth right there, but I had other ideas.
>Because she is so good at sucking I ask her to stop and eat her out instead.
>Great meatbox downtown. I spend awhile munching trying to get a reaction out of her, but she isn't very vocal.
>As I get bored I ask her to suck me again "...and then I'll be ready."
>Again she gets me rock hard with her skills. I ask her to get on top and she does (no condor) without flinching in the slightest.
>As I slide in, I discover there is such a thing as tight pussy. I thought it was just a meme. But no, I can feel every stroke.
>Girl on top is hit and miss for me. I actually like missionary so I give it a shot.
>Turns out the beds are almost perfect dick height. I can comfortably thrust while face to face with her.
>I go really slow and even then it still feels great.
>A few minutes in, I ask if I can cum and she says yes. She goes on to whisper "I'm on birth control."

Nice history user.
Non american here, what is CIP?

Just googled it and apparantly the feds raided Eros headquarters this week and seized a shitton of documents and information so I wouldn't touch that one right now.

>deliciously flat
stopped reading there

>CIP
what's that?

lmgtfy.com/?q=CIP slang

Cum in pussy, my friend.

Johnfag again,
I hate to be a "contd." fag but I really don't want to cliffnotes my story. So anyway,

>She whispers "I'm on birth control."
>At that point, The Beast was awakened. There is an incredible tinge of excitement when going bareback. The risk, the taboo, the intimacy all weaves together.
>Honestly I didn't care then (and don't care now) if they are on birth control. I do love an easy creampie but for some reason I'm super turned on at the idea some 20 year old wants to have my baby.
>So anyway, I start pumping faster and its like everything goes blurry.
>I keep building up more and more, but I'm going slow so I'm not cumming as fast as usual. I've been experimenting with edging a little bit.
>Eventually I reach my limit and thrust as deep as I can go into her. I bury my cum as far inside as I can get. I think to myself, can girls even push it out, that deep?
>Girl goes to the shower and cleans up a bit.
>As she comes out, she says something like "You ready for whats next?"
>Usually I'm only able to cum once, and we're like 50min into a 60min session, so I wonder if she means she will try to make me cum again.
>Wondering what crazy sex scheme she means, I ask what is next. Her voice picks up, "my money!"
>Actually, her money was on the table the whole time. I thought I left it in an obvious place. I point it out to her and she grabs it and is on her way.
>I think to myself, "This girl sucked mad dick, let me eat her out, and let me cum deep-fucking-inside her and didn't even bother to get paid first?"
>For some reason that itself as an incredible turn on.
>Get hard just writing this out and thinking about it.
10/10 would see again. Saw another girl at the agency recently and it was even better, for different reasons. Still came way up in her pussy though.

Disregard that, i suck cocks. The raid was way back in November of 2017. I just assumed the article that came up was recent due to human trafficking bill that was passed and shut down the others.

Backpage has been seized by FBI rofl

not worth the money

go to a bar or club and pick up a drunk girl

>He doesn't appreciate delicious flat chest.
Oh man, you are missing out. Half the thrill comes from girls walking around with just a thin layer on top.

One escort I met with wore nothing but sandals and a short one-piece dress when she saw me. It was an incredible fucking sight seeing her lift up the dress, discard it, and have tits and vagina in my face in 2 seconds flat.

>tfw no social skills
So, what should I do to accomplish this?
Do I walk up and say they're attractive?
Do I need to make smalltalk?

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The only reason I'm considering it is for gaining sexual experience without any strings attached. I've fixed my life up and look a lot better so I know I can get laid now but I'm too insecure since I'm a mid 20s KV.

What's the difference between cumming in a pussy and cumming in a butt? Is one better than the other? Curious n stuff.

HAHAHA BACK PAGE HAS BEEN SEIZED

ITS GONE

FOREVER

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...correct !!.....

and they will shut that site down as well, and again, and again, and it will be quicker each time...

then, when they follow through with FOSTA, they will start putting website owners in prison on federal charges, and it will all dry up

Thank god

Hello again, Johnny Neptune. I thought you were banned and finally stopped bothering us. What brings you back?

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Former 28 KHHV here,
Took me a real long time but I can confirm the experience has been life-changing.

My advice: hit the gym regularly. My sedentary life of porn watching has wracked me with ED. I go soft quickly without stimulation. I've gone soft while balls deep inside of girls (when condoms are involved). But if I was in better shape and had more physical stamina, I could just thrust harder to keep myself stiff.

Took me dozens of visits with hookers to realize this. Find what makes your body work and be honest about it. Now, instead of being embarrassed about ED, I just ask the girl to blow me hard & appreciate her skills.

Good question my dude. Also nice dubs dubs.
I've actually not came in an ass before but did fuck an ass bareback. I only stopped short of cumming because our position was awkward and I needed to rest.

Anyway, my experience has been as follows:
Vaginas are self-lubricating, very soft, wet, warm, and can be full-shaft stimulating. Personally, I'm very excited by a girl offering her vagina to my seed.

Initially, fucking a butthole seemed pretty good, but I kept popping out and the hole was tight as shit. We had to stop every once in awhile to re-lubricate with spit. Due to awkward positioning and the smell of ass wafting through the room I started to lose interest. Personally, I wasn't really interested in buttholes prior to the event anyway. I would've preferred to fuck a vagina (but one wasn't available as it was a TS).

Its kinda like this:
Would you rather jerk it with a death-grip of just your thumb and index finger, or would you rather jerk it with nice warm lube softly squeezed between both hands?

Thank you for answering. Yeah, I figured the whole relubing thing was tedious. I'll take the warm lube instead. Thanks, user.