Do femanons have hairy buttcracks like this?

really activates the caveman part of my brain

I WANT TO EAT HAIRY FEMBOT ASS
I WANT TO BE THE CHAIR FOR AN UNSHAVED FEMBOT

this is probably every femanons reaction reading this thread

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No shit. If chad wanted to suck their hairy ass they'd never shave again.

fucking whores. how do we creep the femanons out even more than talking about sucking their asshole hairs?

Tracking them down and doing it

Imagine breaking into a neet fembots room
Waiting until she falls asleep
Pulling down her cheap cotton granny panties and revealing a glorious unwashed Bush

Then pinning her down as you flip her over and tongue her stinky hairy butt.

wtf no thats far too creepy dude

Yes. Maybe hairier but I'm scared to look.

show us. everyone here would appreciate your hairy brapper

would you be willing to date a robotic boy?

how many times do you fart a day

she's mine. stepoff

>do femanons have hairy buttcracks like this?

god I hope so

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jungle bush from my belly button to my asshole
legs too
I shave my armpits though because someone might see that at work because we have to wear short sleeves
also my taint is naturally bald

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>jungle bush from my belly button to my asshole
dont you fucking dare ever shave it

thanks for the support, I don't intend to

can you shave the legs tho, i dont like hairy girl legs

Unironically would you date me
>white
>decent job
>never leave house except for that

no one's going to see them anyway so it's a moot point
I could put on some of my long summer socks
for those days when you're forced to wear shorts

ohhhhhh back the fuck off shes my hairyfu

Wtf is taint

Literally 30 years old and I dont know this youngfag Ebonics

whens the last time you shaved your legs

if they do they should shave, im a man and i do it

I want a girl to rub her huge smelly bush in my face

white, decent job, and social shut-in are irrelevant to me
do you:
>want to or would be willing to consider living in a van?
>if uninterested in living in a van in the woods, would you consider dating a girl who does?
>get grossed out watching a naked woman gut a fish?
>enjoy late 90s german metal?
>get turned off by people with sleeping disorders such as narcolepsy?
>are you okay with having a lot of padded chairs around in case someone needs to sit down very suddenly?
>enjoy fish a lot?
>think it's lame if a girl can only hunt and cook fish?
>enjoy grilling?
>eat meat raw sometimes because if feels good?
>shit in the woods?
>have any good soup recipes?

these are the pertinent questions

>tfw when you have done all these

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it's the meat between your butthole and vag/balls

either early last year or late the year before

>>want to or would be willing to consider living in a van?
I'd do that
>>if uninterested in living in a van in the woods, would you consider dating a girl who does?
I live innawoods already
>>enjoy late 90s german metal?
Not particularly, but I can listen to anything
>>get turned off by people with sleeping disorders such as narcolepsy?
No
>>are you okay with having a lot of padded chairs around in case someone needs to sit down very suddenly?
Yes
>>enjoy fish a lot?
Not really
>>think it's lame if a girl can only hunt and cook fish?
That's cool honestly
>>enjoy grilling?
Yes
>>eat meat raw sometimes because if feels good?
No
>>shit in the woods?
No
>>have any good soup recipes?
No
Did I win?

can i eat your ass while you gut a fish?

Raw meat? What the hell? BTW I am not the guy you were talking to, different user

>That shit
Disgusting.
Some bush is fine, even a lot of bush could be ok but it needs to be clean

yea it needs to be cleaned with my fucking tongue

That's normal, stop watching too much porn.

you did a lot better than most
no one wins ever though
not even me

I don't know how I feel about that
a clean ass still shits

yeah
it feels good in your teeth

id hope most of them wipe better than that

So would you be my hairy gf?

>I don't know how I feel about that
>a clean ass still shits

wtf just let me lick your asshole

sorry
I'll be no one's gf
I'm going to die in the woods alone when I fall asleep and a bear eats me

pls be my hairy forest nymph gf

alright, but you have to find me to prove that you can hold your own
there's not a ton of woods in illinois, so that'll narrow it down

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tfw live too far away and will never frolic in the forest with hairy forest nymphfu

damn
ngl, I was kind of getting my hopes up there
we'll always have this moment, though

My gf doesnt like shaving it because it gets all itchy and it makes me mad, so I only eat that ass in the shower

>we'll always have this moment, though
yes. so long nymphfu

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Oreganario yes, but we shave and stuff

Yeah mine does, I really want to shave it, but the grooves around the butthole are too irregularly shaped to get a good shave without nicking myself, and I don't want to have any open wounds near such an area, nawmean? So I've kinda given up

One day when I can afford to get regular bikini waxes I'm getting it removed.

BE MY SHAVED GF PLEASE
no hairy ogres

hairy butthole girls are cute you just have shit taste

Spic user trying my luck here

>want to or would be willing to consider living in a van?
Yes
>if uninterested in living in a van in the woods, would you consider dating a girl who does?
Yes
>get grossed out watching a naked woman gut a fish?
No
>enjoy late 90s german metal?
Haven't heard any but I'd be willing to try it out
>get turned off by people with sleeping disorders such as narcolepsy?
Nah
>are you okay with having a lot of padded chairs around in case someone needs to sit down very suddenly?
Yes
>enjoy fish a lot?
I don't eat fish often but I like it a lot
>think it's lame if a girl can only hunt and cook fish?
Nah, sounds kinda cool desu
>enjoy grilling?
I don't do much grilling myself but I wouldn't mind it
>eat meat raw sometimes because if feels good?
Eh not really into raw stuff
>shit in the woods?
I don't think I'd mind that much
>have any good soup recipes?
I don't know how to do anything besides making sandwiches

Okay then she's for me, and you get what you want

Would you live in a third world country? If so, you can come to Brazil and we can be a couple that lives in a cheap house near the beach, and you can gut a lot of fishes here. I also enjoy BDSM but I'm not a killer or anything

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>jungle bush from my belly button to my asshole
>legs too
a/s/l/khv status please