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what if any of you were able to have a decent convo? i understand why you're all >tfw no bf now

im able to have a convo just i cant make friends

most friendships involve conversation though, are you sure you're doing it right

Why don't you guys just stick young zuccinni up your bums? I think they are called crockets too

They are hard yet soft like a penis and 8-9 inches which is perfect.

well i only talk to others in school. haven't done anything with these people ever since elementary school

well there's your problem. people who you talk to because the environment forces you to are not your friends. it has to be because you want to talk to them. if you get home and still want to talk to the person at school them that's a friend. also friendship rarely happens spontaneously, both sides have to put some effort in

I've finally caved
Ican't stand women
these shill threads every day have changed me
not saying im gay now but if anyone cute wanted my discord
its Rev#1091

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Is liking furry boys ok?

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No, furries are literally the worst people.

m-my cringy ok :'(
What does it feel like to embrace someone you care about? Does the feeling diminish over time? It's not about the sex, however great that may be, the sex is just an eventual evolution of the relationship. It's about finding a guy where you could never imagine letting go of him again if you were to hold him.
Someone that makes your day brighter only by thinking about him. That asks about your day and listen. A guy who will listen to you speak enthusiastically about your interest even when they're not his and he have no idea about half the things you say, but he just likes to see you smile and hear you talk.
A guy who will hold you when your sad, when you feel bummed out, and he makes you think it's all worth fighting through, because hell be right besides you.

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Guess you're right and they are

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no it isn't you dog fucker

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Furries are the bane of my fucking existence

2 questions for this thread---
>what position turns you on the most?
>what trait in a theoretical bf is your instant green flag?

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>position
Cowgirl turns me on so fucking much when I watch it in porn, and I'm a top.

>what trait in a theoretical bf is your instant green flag
Being a twink who is attracted to me. Everything else is negotiable.

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Missionary while kissing
Being nice and finding him physically attractive

>what position turns you on the most?

kicker, they usually arent overly buff

>what trait in a theoretical bf is your instant green flag?
being nice and not bum fuck ugly

I wish I knew user, but I don't.

What would you define as a hook up
If I only get my dick sucked is that a hook up or do I have to follow through with sex

anything sexual done on a whim is a hook up

is it wrong that i don't like sex or anything sexual in any way?

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Bombs away, Mr. McVeigh!

Wheres my Canada BF?

please

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right here babycakes

oregon

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id think thered be quite few because Canada is filled with fags

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nvm i would but furry goes hand in hand with being weird af

Reminder to avoid Reiko#3333 at all costs.

is it you they did it to?

I come here for some questions regarding sexuality.

I am sexually attracted to women, but I only can be around guys and have a much easier time talking to men.

Does that make me gay?

no
im pretty sure thats normal for all men

I guess I fall under the stereotype of r9k and distrust for women.

yeah that's like 99% of guys ever

should i join one of the discords so i can stop going to these dying threads looking for people to talk to

Do both. But please do not abandon the threads entirely.

i would never leave these threads. after all im p much the only one whos keeping them alive at these hours

Discord servers are awful.
It's like being an outcast of the outcasts.

yeah that's what i always thought they were gonna be so i never even tried

Everyone finds a clique.
If you're active in threads and carry conversations and get (you)s in them you'll probably find success in servers.

that's the thing, i don't, i just bump this every once in a while

Then I wouldn't bother.
Every time I've tried I'm ignored or bullied.
Waste of time.

>bullied
jesus Christ is it that bad?
also it might just be that others aren't responding to my replies, actually, i think it is.

>Avoidant disorder: extreme avoidance for any social situations despite a strong desire for intimacy.

Have you diagnosed yourself anons? I did and I want to improve myself

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Yeah it has happened.
People are always critical. Whether it's how you type your profile picture or opinions.
It's difficult to win.
That's why I like being anonymous.

self diagnosis hell yeah, also no i haven't and don't plan on doing so
its funny you'd think here would be the absolute last place people would be judgemental

It doesn't surprise me at all.
You're going into a place with established people plus these people have the mask that is the internet.
If people don't like you in person I doubt people will enjoy you online.

Is it a hook up if you're not in relationship with someone but you've known them for years and you've had sex on and off lots of times over the years? I promised myself I wouldn't hook up anymore but I can't tell if this counts as one. We've been friends for 15 years, and he was my first and I was his, so it's not like it's some random person. He wants to come over in a few hours and mess around, what do?

hmm yeah i guess that makes sense
i dont know what you would call that but i suggest just asking him if you would lie to take it a step further aka an actual relationship

I don't think I feel that way about him though. He's a good friend and he's fun to play with, but despite the fact that he always wants to bottom, he isn't into the idea of having a boyfriend. I just want to know if having sex with a friend of 15 years who also happens to be the guy I lost it to, is considered a hook up, or slutty. We're not in a relationship but we are in a friendship of a long time.

well its definitely very slutty to just have sex with a dude and nothing else. i guess each separate time is considered a hook-up

this makes me very happy and very sad at the same time. you've perfectly described what I want so badly...

i think he described what most of, if not all of us, want

Alright, fuck. Well I told him he couldn't come over because I was busy so that's canceled.

i mean i didn't say that you shouldn't do what you do i mean you can out and fuck whatever you want except animas or kids if you fuck animals and kids or also inanimate objects then you are a sicko

I'm a sicko if I fuck a pringles can with a few sponges stuffed inside and wrapped in a rubber glove?

hmm, didn't think of it like that. then again, maybe you should be considered a sicko for fucking a pringles can with a few sponges and a rubber glove

My biggest regret is being asleep so I couldn't make it OP. I have failed you all. Which I should have known considering I'm a failure.

Is kero dead?
What about stumpy?
Fat texan baby dude?

i hope kero is dead

texan user was the best

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What did he do now?
Is he ghosting people again?

>everyone ive ever liked in my life lived like on the other side of the world
what the HECk

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I got a bf. Feels good.

fuck off go brag somewhere else
just kidding im happy for you user and i hope you two stay together for a very long time

yeah he was. who was the user that made picrelated?

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What does the hands of r9 fags look like? Are they smooth, hairy, big or small, rough or soft?
Are we even allowed to post them?

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very smooth and soft hands. my friend says i have girl hands. very square palms.

dunno anyone from here. so idk

tfw my hands look like the hands of a 40 year old or some shit cause of eczema murdering my hands

same as . also very shakey

There should be products which could help with that

>tfw big nails

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cute, would hold

Thanks fren :)

I hope you find somebody too

tfw insta ban

also same, but much more pronounced on my skelaton fingers

These threads really are dying, sheesh. 83 replies in 8 hours. Surprised it hasn't been archived yet.

Turns out even gays have to sleep. Huh.

Missionary and interlocked hands with kissing
For him to be my height 5'6" or shorter, have a sweet and kind personality, be smol and cute doesn't need to be a 10/10

i require a lot of sleep!

>tfw no Australian bf to place in my lap and wrap my arms around now that it's getting colder

desu I want someone who I can look after physically and emotionally so badly

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I'll move there for the summer if you take care of me and feed and clothe me! I don't want to be hot this summer...

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I said physically and emotionally user, not financially. I'm not rich enough to be a sugar daddy nor do I want to be.

where do i find me a boyfriend like you in europe

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I didn't say I wanted you to be my sugar daddy, just make me food every day, forget the clothes, I'll bring my own.

>make me food every day
not them but boyfriends arent supposed to be your personal slaves buddy

I have no idea user, I'm sure they're out there though!

And what do I get in exchange for cooking for you, hmm?

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stop LARPing and fuck off to discord or something.

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You'll have someone to hold every night, someone who will care about you, someone who will put his absolute trust and loyalty into you, and someone who will depend on you for closeness and emotional support because he is quite clingy.

Is that enough for you?

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What are you gonna do if I don't, shoot me?

What am I supposed to be LARPing about? Do you think I'm a fujoshi? Also, don't use best girl against me.

I'm happy to do the same for you minus the clingy part, so it still seems a little one sided.

probably cry. i don't like shooting people.

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