Be me

ok then its time for part two

>Second case
>Teachers report books dispersing
>all of them biology books
>we go investigate
>we go to were the biology books are stored
>most of them are missing except for 1 or 2
>we open them for clues
>nothing
>batman kid has idea
>suggest we hide and see who comes
>hide in shadows the best we can
>he wait for a hour or so
>suddenly we hear the door opeing
>see someone enter and take the books
>before he can leave we try and tackle him
>shit
>we all fell to the ground
>the fuker BOOKS it
>persuit.wav
>we see him enter the teachers bathroom
>we enter
>we look in the stalls
>thank jesus no teachers ware there
>we enter the final one
>nothing dammit
>suddenly hear door closing
>we open the door
>and see the guy running top speed
>we lose him
>next week
>we coudent find him
>teachers buy new books
>we decide to try it one more time
>the guy enters
>batman kids tackles him
>the fuker goes to the ground
>we get him to say were the books are
> in his locker
>we find them
>i open one
>dafuk.exe
>he draw dicks in all of the pages expects the one that already had dicks
>appertly he was gonna sell them as "normal" biology books
>another criminal down

and thats the second case

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oh we know what that happen he was scared his parent would find the money so he hid in the next best thing his locker

i alweys wanted to write a book but i never get around to do it

every party need a party pooper thats why we invited you

I like your moxie, OP. Did a similar wannabe-detective thing a while ago, but you sound like you made it a legit thing

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thank youalso nice photo

start a page day, you'll see it's easy if you have commitment

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ill try but i dont promise enything

Come now, Detective. Do you really think it would come down to such a simple explanation? Dig deeper. Perhaps he owed the school crime boss some money and didn't want to lose his profit in a shakedown. Maybe he's actually a gayboy prostitute and was hiding it from his pimp?

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not that you mention it he never did say why he did it he would refuse evrytime

Or maybe the school faculty is running that gayboy prostitute ring, and OP only scratched the surface of the corruption?

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omg...i never tougth of that...

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ok now who wants part three?

oh me me me! gib moar

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ok then one second

Keep this shit going, your old high school was a den of seedy conspiracies.
Were there any Masonic symbols around? Did you see pic related in any of the official school artwork/branding?

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tell us the third case faggot

>be me
>third case
>this one was a long one
>kids start getting robbed by a tall guy whit a hoodie
>we get on the case
>girl that is new to the detective has idea
> we find out were the kids get robbed
>go there and act natural
>suddenly guy appers
>takes out a toy knife
>oh shit
>"give me all your money!"
>batman kid tackles him
>his special move
>the guy dosent see it comming falls
>we try to take off his hoodie
>kicks batman kid
>he scapes
>we chase him
>he is too fast
>go back to school
>suddenly idea!
>we tell the teachers to open all the lookers
>they ask why
>we tell them that most kids put what they stole in their lockers
>they open them
>nothing
>shit
>we try for days to get him to try to rob us agein
>he dosent show up but kids still are getting robed
>one day a new person comes to the club
>decide this our chanse
>we tell him about the case
>he goes to the place and we follow him being sneky
>the guy appers
>tackle.exe
>we all tackle him
>We take his hoodie off
>d a f uk!?
>its a teacher
>he was in need of money and he was too scared to rob adults
>he got arrested
>and so another criminal down

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Nice job. Suddenly the idea of your school being a corrupt pedophile ring doesn't seem so absurd. Given the fact that they are willing to rob kids.

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it was a pretty sketchy school thats why there was a detective club

Sketchy? Explain user.

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what do you want me to explain? i dont get it

Is Batman voice dude /ourguy/?

Fuck off /x/ie

You can't make me, CIA.

>/ourguy/
i dont know i only talked to him while we did cases

There's a deeper undeworld in this school. I feel it.

it was a sketchy school there ware a lot of people getting robed and thats why there is a detective club

so 4 case? there are only two more after the 4 as most of the other cases warent that interesting

End on a high note.

OH belive me the last case was a high note

so 4 case?

This thread is not allowed to die. DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!

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Thank you for the good OC! No better chemo than that.

>be me
>fourth case
>we hear of a new club
>its a si-fi club
>the hole club talks whit the si-fi people club
>we go
>the next day
>holy shit
>someone robbed THE HOLE CLUB
>we investigate
>the si-fi club says that someone in our club
did it
>we talk to our memebers
>they open theyr lockers
>nothing
>shit
>we start thinking of what coud have happend
>...wait
>batman kid says that he saw someone who he dint reconise
>that dint have the detective or si fi badge
>we go to the si fi club agein
>we ask them about it
>they say the reconise him too
>we ask them how he look like
>they tell us how stoner from the first case looks
>we find him
>"you...we have questions"
>"W-WHAT?! oh yeah...yeah"
>"a hole club was robbed and we have witnesses you there"
>"i...it wasent me..."
>we give him a look
>"open your locker"
>"what?"
>"open your locker"
>he starts to panic
>runs awey
>batman tackle
>he opens the locker
>its all there
>and so thats how stoner did his first robbery
it was a fun case

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dont worry im not going to go until i tell the last case

Man, I really wish these stories were at least slightly entertaining.
Can someone who is actually good at writing a dramatic greentext series make a school detective story?

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>damnit user, do you know what your little stunt in the school cafeteria cost us? I've got the principal so far up my ass, ill be walking funny for a week!
>you're a loose cannon user, but damnit you get results!

did you really thick that?
and if you are talking about me thank you

how old were you when you were in the club? also how many people were in it? the only characters you've described are batman kid and yourself.

Great stuff m8! I had a healthy kek.

there was also the girl but i was like 14 batman was 15 and the girl was 14

ha! good stuff dude

whos ready for the 5 case?

>Case 5
>Unfortunately, batman kid has been out of school for the past three days with the flu
>Me and the new kid hear about a case
>Someone's been drawing dicks on the LGBT club flyers
>Me and the new kid thought this was hilarious, but we kinda had to track the kid down so that we didn't show bias against faggots
>This was a special case, cause we got to skip class cause that's when they seemed to strike
>We staked out the area as usual, and after 20 minutes of waiting we see someone in a hoodie walk up to the poster
>"Freeze!"
>The kid looks at us, and as soon as he does, the bell rings
>We lose him in a swarm of students
>I lose the new kid in the chaos of the crowd, but I'm still hot on the hoodie guy's tail
>He runs into an empty classroom
>He's standing on the windowsill and looks at me
>I see his face
> it's batman kid
"You don't have to do this, kid. You'll get no more than 2 days of detention!"
>"I gotta, detective. I'll probably get a hatecrime on my personal record!"
"Don't jump! Please!"
>The door begins to open and the new kid walks in
>Batman kid jumps out of the window
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>Oh wait, we're on the first floor
>I see him running off into the distance
>New kid asks me if I saw who he was
"No. But I think that we won't have to worry about it again."

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thanks for doing my job for me but you did guess something someone does jump of a window

>be me
>5 case
>we are enjoying day whit out cases
>suddenly teacher appers
>and tell us that someone is braking the computers of the school
>we investigate
>first computer
>the new kid from the 4 case
>he is good whit computers
>he fixes it but still works very badly
>someone instald every virus they coud find
>we go to computer club
>we ask around
>this kid refuses to answer enything
>suspect.png
>we follow him around
>one day see him entering teachers room
>most teachers ware eating or stoping kids from doign stupid shit
>we open the door
>he instald like 3 virus in 5 seconds on teachers computers
>he panics
>batman trys to tackle
>fail
>guy panicking jumps off window in first floor
>damm he spaced
>next day
>suprice tackle
>he confesses easily
>he wanted to be hackman 2
>we laugh
>another criminal down

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oh the thread is dyng...i coudent even tell the final case...

>unauthorised entry to the teacher's bathroom
>two classrooms destroyed
>a 100000 in damaged biology books
>this is the last straw user! I'm shutting your club down. Turn in your magnifying glass and your badge.

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!
>jumps off window

i guess ill tell the final case if enyone is here

I'm here babe

>be me
>LAST CASE
>we hear of a new club...a emo club
>dont go visit for what happend the last time we said hi to a club
>kids in club start going missing
>police cant find them
>we decide to take actiction
>we look around the town
>the school
>the forest
>while in the forest we hear chanting
>nope
>we run
>batman kid dosent
>"dude wtf? common lets go!"
>"one sec maybe the kids are there!"
>"but...but...ok"
>we go investigate
>what
>the
>fuck
>the emo kids made a petagram whit paint
>and killd a squirell
>we confront them
>thay take aut knifes
>oh damm
>batman kids tackles
>gets stabd
>girl in the club calls police
>i help batman kid
>get stabd
>police get there pretty fast
>we go to hospital
>i got a badge from the police batmand kid did too
>after that dont go to the detective club after that
>the end

and that ware my tales from the Detective Club

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>Thought I'd find you here user, finding any answers in the bottom of that juice box? I can tell you one thing: you won't find a way to get your badge back.
>This is your chance to redeem yourself for that fuckup in the sandpit. Clean yourself up and report for duty at 9am tomorrow.
>Oh, and user? *tosses him a cap gun* I'm sure you've not forgotten how these work.

This one made me kek. Well done opie

>Tfw i've walking in on similar shit in the woods so this one is actually really believable to me.

i hope you enjoyd my stories...of The Detectives Club

thanks sir...ill see you tommorow

The last case, huh? Why the hell was that the last case?! You could have been much much more than a detective in a school club, you could have been an actual investigator! Oh and what ever happened to batman kid?

batman kid stayd in the club and im now tryng to get a job as a actual detective

Oh hell yeah, good luck OP(um). Do you still talk to him? would be pretty cool if you and he teamed up.

i dont talk whit much and he is now a p.e teacher
and as i herd he did one of his special tackles to someone

How unrealistic is it that you and he became P.I.s and solved crimes on your free time?

he became a p.e teacher becouse apart from doing detective suff he was a in to exercise and stuff and he dint keep solving crimes becouse he was also scared after the stab

What a pussy
An original pussy

i dont undestand why he didnt i mean getting stabd at 15 is kinda traumatic

Didn't stop you from trying to becoming a detective tho.

yes but im tryng to get back in to it agein as im a suker for mistery and i belive im good at solving riddles and mysteryes

great thread op, this is cool

thanks you i appreciate it fellow user

I'm laughing so hard this is so sweet

It's like reading a 9 year old's stories

the first person to say something like that congrats i was expecting a "fake and gay" but ok

Bunch of boring fucking shit. Sub par writing as well.

The only good one is but it was obviously written by someone else.

lmao you weird low test vigilante-wannabes are gonna get your asses kicked sooner or later.

fuck off tripfag, when was the last time you wrote OC? Hell, when was the last time we had a OC greentext thread on here? I for sure can't remember.
I hope batman goes into therapy for the stabbing, he is the hero we deserve

What the fuck even is this thread
Why are you entertaining this underage who cant even write properly

Ok heres my detective story
>be me
>fall in love with some girl from other fucking part of the world
>doxx her and stalk her for like 4 years
>i know everything about her
>hmmm funny
>start doxxing random people from facebook
>start stalking real life people
>start writing all my neighbors daily rutine on a book
>i know when everyone on the block wakes up/goes to work/school

Damn i gotta do this for a living

>she stands in the doorway of my clubroom with a candy cigarette hanging loosely from her mouth
>she tosses a wad of school lunch tokens, says there's more where that came from
>she wants me to open the hackman case from 2015
>case went cold years back
>goddamn it Im 3 weeks away from graduation
> finally will be free from this cesspit of a school
>sigh as I take up her casefile
>one last job and im out, for real this time

>I walked to the most crime ridden area of the school: underneath the bleachers
>I almost miss the stench of cigarette smoke that has been replaced by the fruity smell of vapor
>There I see my witness I need to question about the Decklin case
>I whip out my school detective badge and his friends scatter
>As always, he's hesitant to give answers until I toss him something for his troubles
>They always talk in exchange for a juice pack for their vapes
>Pathetic
>He's telling me that the gym teacher is involved in this somehow
>This case is getting worse all the time
>I go back to my office to take the edge off with a cold glass bottle of pepsi
>And in she walks
>My my, puberty had done her a favor
>Last year in 10th grade she was a B cup at the most
>Now she's got milkers that reflect my grade in Mrs. Robinson's precalc class for the past two quarters - Double D's, baby
>We almost dated last year, but me being a junior when she was still a freshman just seemed wrong; that and I didn't have a license so it felt pointless to date
>I ask her what she wants, but I already know
>She's asking about her missing yearbook again, but I'm thinking it's just a lame excuse she's using to talk to me
>I'm kinda hoping that, anyway
>"Beat it, kid. That yearbook is the least of my priorities."
>She huffs and walks out
>I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her go
>The chief walks in after her
>He's a slightly fat fellow, held back for two years prior, so I don't know how he's allowed to stay in detective club
>He tosses me another case
>I don't get paid enough for this

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Imagine if something like that was the case.

This could be the next pooping bandit

Carry on

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>I was assigned a special case; something that even the teachers didn't know about
>I was to find out who was drawing dicks on the bathroom walls
>I asked the janitor that I'm cool with about it, but alas, he doesn't know who the kid could be
>Cameras are a big no-no since it's in the bathroom of course
>I hung out in the stall, catching up on some reading logs for my awful english class
>I heard the familiar sound of dry-erase markers on a whiteboard, but I snapped to my senses and realized where I am
>I quickly knocked the stall door out of my way, bursting out to see a freshman drawing a huge dick on the tiled wall
>He was a tiny kid, even for his age, so this would be easy for me
>I quickly chase after him, but as soon as I do the bell rings and a large swarm of students fill the halls
>I see him, I lost him, I see him, I lost him
>There he is, rounding the corner
>"Freeze!"
>Damn, he turned another corner
>I follow, and see him among a small crowd in a long hallway
>I pull out my rubberband launcher and aim in his direction
>"Move!"
>The students move to the side
>I fire once and hit him square in the back
>He begins to stumble
>I fire again
>Hit directly in the back of the head
>He falls
>I quickly cuff him and bring him down to the office
>The day I get used to hitting a kid with a rubberband is the day I quit

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That's pretty good user, I like the way you write the 'action' scenes.

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So many tropes I love it
>>I pull out my rubberband launcher and aim in his direction
>>"Move!"
>>The students move to the side
>>I fire once and hit him square in the back
reminded me of this scene
youtu.be/EVZDyeTTsic

>1 week from graduation
>Hell, I was starting to think I'd miss this club before I got assigned this case
>It's heartbreaking and a damn shame when things don't turn out right in the end
>Those stolen earbuds will never make their way back to Joseph, I suppose
>I need a drink
>"Waddaya got on tap, Linda"
>"I told you to stop calling me Linda. It's Mrs. Abbernashy to you."
>Whatever, bitch, that's why you're a lunchlady
>As usual, they just have bottled water and milk
>"Hey, Linda, you think you could buy me a soda from the teacher's lounge? For old time's sake?"
>She just mutters and walks off
>I get no respect for the work I do
>I go back to my office and bump into some kid
>"Oh, I'm sorry, kid, you dropped your -"
>It's the missing earbuds
>Sometimes these situations just play out so beautifully
>I unholster my rubberband launcher
>He unholsters his
>"Ya know, it's against the school rules for non-detectives to have those."
>"Oh yeah? Then you'll have to take it from my cold dead body."
>It's a standoff
>The stage is set
>We stare at each other for what feels like eternity
>We both unholster and the rubberbands crack like thunder
>He's hit
>Wait
>So am I
>Damn, and I was just a week from graduation

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>reminded me of this scene
>youtu.be/EVZDyeTTsic
Lmao, glad someone caught onto that.

i alredy did sir its 6 six cases

I'm assuming you're OP then?
Your cases are boring and gay.
These are actually good.

was there a thread inside a thred?