Mommy makes me apply for jobs

hope your life will get better

nice try user. you made a valiant attempt.

>Apply for some jobs online
>Get alot of call backs asking to schedule an interview
>schedule atleast 5
>never attended any

and 3 of those 5 were forsure jobs that paid good the NEET life really fucks you up.

user please say you didn't.

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I'm a NEET but my parents are not cool with it. There constantly breathing down my fucking neck.

that feeling when former neet but now a college grad and part time wagie and parents still breathing down my neck fuck!

ha ha normie

>be me
>get job interview over skype
>everythingisgood.jpg
>employer asks for hobbies
>I slip up and mention Jow Forums
>he wonders what it is
>he goes on /b/
>boipussy thread
>end up not getting the job

you fucking normies make me laugh

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How do I apply for jobs if I have nothing to put on my CV?

I made the face you make when you see like a really bad car crash but you're really interested in seeing the aftermath

you dont. you stay unemployed like me while 40 year old immigrants take up cashier jobs

>you stay unemployed like me while 40 year old immigrants take up cashier jobs

Same thing in my neck of the woods. It is really enraging.

>I had to apply to 30 before I had a job desu.
well its fucking ridiculous
im a college graduated with research experience and they wont let me do some shit tier job doing basic office work
wtf is this shit

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college graduate*
kill me

>get random calls once in a while
>never answer because too afraid to talk
>apply for jobs
>never know if a call is from them becuse still not answering
>haven't had any kind of message in months

Fuck me

Get a cheap burner phone and give that number to employers only, that way you know it's for a job offer

I spent over a year applying everyday to everywhere and eventually only got 2 calls. And they didn't last long either.

It can take a lot of time and sometimes it just comes down to how you come off, how good your resume is, if you meet the qualifications etc but really it's usually luck.

If you know someone at a place you want to work at, that can really help.

wtf is this trash then
is it just complete fucking luck? I have a stem degree I should be in the top 10% of the population.

In your case, you definitely have something a lot of people don't have. So you have a better chance than many on here but you never know, dude. Just keep trying. It really is mostly luck I think.

>so nervous to go to job interview
>make mom come with me
>interviewer doesnt call me back
>feelsbadman

why don't you just answer?

having a job isn't all bad. most people are retards and if you apply yourself, within 6 months you could be in a supervisor position and doing fuck all work while the mongrels running around sweeping and serving

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>Have almost no work on my resume
>References are all friends who will lie for me
>Get too nervous about having to lie (and getting caught) so I don't show up
>Almost 27

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>be me, 24 y/o at a bar with a friend
>talking about i need a job.
>go to the barman
>"hey are you looking for staff? i need a job"
>yeah sure, give me your phone number and ill give it to the manager.
>the next day, in my house chilling.
>phone rings
>is the manager of the bar.
>hey, can you work tonight?
>yeah.
got a job. 3 month later im the manager of that bar and the old manager only goes 2 times a week to check that everything is ok and smoke weed with me.
>keep job for 2 years.
>still friend with the owner and former manager.

life is good when you are not a fucking retard.