*stares at you in silence*

>*stares at you in silence*
>"I like guys who are not cool."

How would you react?

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She's a fucking trap so I would tell him to show me his cute bussy

probably fuck it up and say "same".

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Look at the floor until she goes away.
Something similiar happened to me before.

Probably assume she's mocking me
What happened user?

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Why would you say I'm not cool?

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Say nothing.
Wouldn't be the first time some girl said something similar when I was near as a joke.

nice. i can hook you up with a friend of mine

>Looks at her with confusion
What!?

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oh thanks?!
really loud

Sucks for you Babe
>Fucks all the horny bitches on the train

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I would pull out my big dick and start swinging it and then ask her is she is really into helicopters because when I grow up I'm going to be a fucking helicopter motherfucker! just like my COCK!!!
then I would bite my tongue and spit blood all over her face and scream "Abstract Art Bitch!" until they came to take me away back to the hospital

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Assuming it's not really a trap I would say

>I really like girls whose shoulders are incredibly narrow relative to the size of their head

...Thus proving that I am not cool, while complimenting her at the same time.

>"You're not my type either"

how long did it take you to come up with that?

no girl wants a loser, they aren't wired to
if one does she has severe mental illness

>stare at her nonchalantly
"I like girls who do not have dicks."

I would say
Cool, good for you

Just long enough to add the "either" on. I'm not interested in roasties.

>"Uh, okay"
>Proceeds to put on earbuds and play loud music

>yeah, fucking top stuff mate, see ya 'round.

*walks away briskly*

"Good thing I'm hot then hehehehehe"
And wait for the ensuing silence

>"Was that a compliment or an insult? I can't really tell..."

then keep walking sister cuz im the coolest

Reeeee and throw my piss jugs at her.

I'd take it as an insult and ignore her

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Wanna find out my temperature when my solid throbbing cock is flooding your insides?

Trying too hard. Sorry friend.

I'd probably drink hot sauce.

realistically this
make sure to give her the best jaden smith expression

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gday cunt howsitgoing

This bitch looks exactly like my english teacher and shes an old asian. Jesus

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Well, good luck finding a guy like that

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Tough luck, bitch. Haven't you heard? I'm the cool, cooler, coolest.

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>b a i t
I'd tell that blowjob Barbie to fuck off

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>fucking a, what did you mean by that?
>go away but no rushing

You came to the wrong place.

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What a coincidence,
>I like girls who are not hot

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Woa she really beautiful

id say "Blow it out your ass"

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I like tight pussied blondes who are bouncy and enthusiastic during sex.

Fuck you in an original and interesting way.

Please tell, Is she russian?