>Jow Forums forms a party and goes on a grand adventure
whats their quest?
>Jow Forums forms a party and goes on a grand adventure
whats their quest?
to find gf
Finding the right milkers
To find a girl who can tolerate a dick with a shitload of smegma.
the cure for existential crisis
only to realize that the cure was within them the entire time
in the end they traveled but haven't gone anywhere at all
So they had an acid trip.
Noice.
To make anime real and find a 2d gf
Unironically original
Our righteous quest is to venture out and slay all stacy whores with our mighty swords!
DIBS ON THE SPELLSWORD CLASS
A quest not a fucking odyssey
They'd easily just say to themselves 'that the journey was cool' and use that to justify the lack of a proper destination.
The party gets destroyed by greed halfway through as they argue over who will get to lay her first
>full of hope and bonded by brotherhood, they were not deterred by the Great Girlfriendless Woods that stood before them.
finding the legendary Tenndies
Jow Forums:escape from mommys basment
NOOOOOO!!!!
I can't go on, you guys. I'm not strong enough! Go without me!
A quest to send all traps and faggots back to /lgbt/ where they belong
>I roll a D20 for encounters
>Rolled a twelve. A band of legbeard trolls approaches.
>haven't spotted you guys yet. What do?
Figure out if heaven actually exists or not
YAAAEEESSS!!!!!!!!!oh my fucking god how is that not original!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rolling high double digits for charisma.
>take out bow
>aims at them
>time to roll
>17
>hit
>yes.png
>one of them dies
>hide
>roll sneak
>18
>hide for a bit
>do it agein
>and agein
'twill be Grimgar, but without friendship, good feels and progression. We will be piss poor, struggling to kill a single goblin eternally.
>in forest
>You hear sounds
>3 goblins whit spears apear
>what do?
>the majority of the legbeards fall to your skillful shots, yet a legbeard covered in iron emerges from nearby shrubs.
>Clearly it's an alpha legbeard. With double the standard hitpoints, this foul smelling fatty will be quite a challange!
>roll for initiative.
Humanitys extinction
>13
>take aut my daggers
>aiming dont fail me now
>trow daggers at him
>16
This the gay shoa when?
Wait - aren't legbeards all female?
Pff the beta uprising dude
Soon we shoah them for real this time
>Weary from their travels they camped at the base of Mount Virgin, in awe of what they would need to overcome. The three largest of the group, having grown up strong from an endless supply of mommies tendies, stood watch. Their brutish looks would deter even some Chadlings, but they were gentle and kind of heart.
Putt a flood of our demon seeds into each others freshly forged and dilated "vaginas"
>Alpha Legbeard rolls a 9.
>Your throwing attacks pierce the legbeard and deal 9 points of damage.
>The Legbeard has become enraged!
>Legbeard charges and attacks with its claws.
>Roll for dodge or some shit.
This could be a tranny troll but we won't know til user kills it.
bump you faggots . . . original
the quest is clearly to remove thots
2 deep 4 6am
it's not that time u idiot.origna
>dfw you will never wake up in a comfy game location surrounded by good feels and wanderlust with no worries
This post is correct and first. Also best.
Well hopefully VR will get so good in the next twenty years that we can get these feels.
Although...
>Tfw won't be alive for that
Losing their Virginity