>tfw i got mugged when i was on a night walk
Tfw i got mugged when i was on a night walk
Jordan Davis
Camden Wood
>night walk thread dies
>user almost dies
Anthony Cook
>leaving the house
norman
Anthony Jenkins
i only ever left the house under the cover of darkness. though i shan't be doing that any more now ha ha
Hudson Reed
that's why you carry a handgun and blow that fucker apart.
don't bother with 9mm, get the biggest caliber you can on a gun and blow that fuckers chest open.
Thomas Moore
but i live in the UK, original
Zachary Martinez
well describe what happened you autistic tard
Mason White
i got mugged when i was on a night walk
Dominic Perry
here, the first step user.
blow any criminals that'll threaten your safety to bitz.
cheaperthandirt.com
Jeremiah Jackson
fucken kekd
Gavin Wilson
with a knife? describe the guy who did? what did he say?
Noah Martin
oh then you're fucked, honestly just start mugging people.
it's quite literally illegal for people to fight back against muggers.
telegraph.co.uk
bbc.com
seriously, just mug people.
BRITBONGS LITERALLY can't defend themselves or they'll be fucked too.
FUCKING STEAL FROM PEOPLE, DO IT.
YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT.
TAKE THE BUTTERKNIFE ALFRED, TAKE THE BUTTERKNIFE AND STEAL PEOPLES MONEY
Jose James
Describe what happens?
Was the perp black by any chance?
Isaac Harris
In the UK, you can try to defend yourself from a mugger but if you injure them it's likely you'll face a more severe punishment than them.
Anthony Roberts
A guy in the first story is literally named Harry Potter
Cooper Long
>tfw I mugged some beta loser on my way to pick up Stacy last night
Owen Fisher
>OP never responded
he literally made it up. god damn why are the british posters on Jow Forums so fucking autistic
Easton Hernandez
Mfw this is basically true
>Be british
>On my way home three-bong in the morn from a pint at the local tavern
>A violent chav appears from a nearby alley
>"Oi empty out your purse guv"
>Slices me with his knife to show he means business
>Reflexively shove him as hard as I can
>He trips and falls backwards into the street and gets hit by a double decker bus
>Constables arrive and immediately clap me in shackles
>Placed on death row as a violent criminal for ending the life of a misguided young man with a good heart
>Last meal is unseasoned fish and chips
>As the executioner throws the switch on the electric chair a single tear rolls down my cheek
>"God save the queen"
Grayson Bell
jesus...what the fuck is even going on there?
Hudson Phillips
Wotsa matter guv, you dont speak English (Traditional)?
Mason Ortiz
>going outside during the stupid time
>putting yourself in the danger zone
Christopher Johnson
>taking your wallet or any other valuable items on a walk
>not just taking a $5 ipod from goodwill to listen to music
Carson Young
>F-FUCK YOU *voice cracks* BITCH!!
>fumbles for gun
>gets stabbed
Jonathan Long
>not bringing hundreds of dollars with you every single time you step more than a few stepts out of your house
fucking moron
Xavier Wilson
Can't really do this state-side.
There's no telling who's carrying anymore.
>GIMME YER SHIT
>*victim pulls out gun*
>NO U
>....N-NO U
>*infinite loop until someone finally pulls the trigger*
Adrian Barnes
>Live in shitty 60% white neighborhood in the Netherlands.
>Can't go outside after 22:00 alone.
>Almost mugged 4 times when playing Pokemon GO in the dark.
And then those brown people think they can play the victim all the time..
Kevin Ross
Based trips origopoly
Daniel Ward
>not giving him what he wants and then shooting him in the legs as he runs with your money