Why do skinny white guys have such huge dicks?

fugg how do I get a body like that?

They don't always.
t. Skinny white dude with a 5'' penis

tfw 6 inch dick manlet

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Damn, is this really a thing? I always thought I was just lucky.

wait that's my body type... am i homo-hot?

>tfw 3" micropenis
not even memeing. i doubt I could hold a relationship even if i got in one because im too self-conscious about my dick.
>lmao just trap
my other mannish features are too pronounced to pull it off and im not gay.

We don't necessarily. I'm just 7'.

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Kid is young. I've always had a high metabolism, but even I can't keep body fat off like that.

My friend is like this and is 26.
He eats nothing but fast food and never cooks for himself, yet still ottermode

If you have a massive cock then you have less motivation to work out because you've already made it

skinny white guy here, my dick is average (17cm) but it looks bigger because well, im a skinny fuck

Is ottermode a good thing or a bad thing? I hear guys talk about it as if it's bad sometimes.

about as big as a water bottle when i'm proper horny

>about as big as
about as long as*
god imagine

Idk, can't be if he's been with more girls than he can remember. He told me he stopped counting around 30, and that was over a year ago.

>125lbs
>penis is just barely 6 inches along the top when pressed to the bone

Why can't I meet someone like you irl, you literally described me.

>tfw this looks exactly like me
Based

Someone be my bf from this thread please.

>tfw short (5'11)
>tfw small dick (6x4.5 inches)
>tfw fat

I've always known I was the exact opposite of what women want. I am white though

i just want a tall bf with a dick bigger than mine so i can stop feeling like a gross freak ;~;

location pls be mine

At least you're not 5'5" with a 3"x2" penis at 450lbs so your dick is stuck in your fat like a hiding turtle.

northeast us
im serious about the dick thing, i've only been intimate with two guys but it never went anywhere because i was bigger and it really makes me sad

5'11 is not short
6" is not small
but
>4.5 inches
that's skinny af

how big is yours
h

6.5''
the height is nice too but im 5'5 so it's not a big deal

>implying that that's all there is to it

every time ;~;
7 inches isn't even that much to ask for and it's the sole trait i actually care about reee

Wanna chat? As friends, no homo.

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Most guys have the same size dick. What changes is the amount of guy around the dick.

Skinny guy = less guy around dick. Dick appears huge.

Big fat guy = more guy around the dick. Dick appears small.

Both have 6.5" of dick.

if you don't post big dicks itt, you're a fucking gay

>skinnyfat 5'5
>7.5 inch dick

How the fuck do I make this work, on a good day I can be a strong 7/10, only while wearing shoes with shoe lifts though.

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Yeah I know. I do plan to kill myself soon though so I guess it's not that bad. It's funny that stuff I read online puts 4.5 as "average" girth, think they're trying to cut down on male suicides or something. Also 6" and 5'11 is short and small to girls

My penis turtles in when it's flaccid

>7 inches isn't even that much to ask for
Penis size is an unchangeable trait they way you write this you're acting like men can just work hard and get a bigger penis

idk but i'm okay with it

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i'm not saying that at all
just statistically, i feel like i should run into a guy with a cock that big
I'M almost that big, for fucks sake

OP are you an asian girl? I know an asian girl completely obsessed with boyish looking white guys with big dicks

>penis is girthy (5.5)

hmmmm

I have neither a huge dick or does my skinnyness make it look huge

frig off!

>just statistically,

Statistically you should run into mostly men with 5 and 6 inch penises which you seem too. Porn and the internet have warped your mind by exposing you to a disproportionate amount of big cocks since big cock men have more sex and will be in more porn and will post themselves as they won't be ridiculed like 6 inch and below men. . 7 inches is rather uncommon.

nono, im aware that they're uncommon
*but* lets say every 1/50 guys is 7+ inches, or whatever it is
im not asking for a guy with a huge cock, massive income, and we fit perfectly, i just want someone tall and slightly bigger than me
if i go through enough partners, i should find him right?

Because there's less fat in the way. Check out your pubic mound some time my friend. Just imagine your dingus going all the way down through that cellulite.

The average man gains 1 inch of peeny length for every 30 lps he loses.

My penis is skinny. I measure my dick by sticking into the fat and so do a lot of others. Losing weight doesn't actually make your penis even a half an inch actually bigger. you're born with what you get and you either get to have sex or get to kill yourself based on what genetics give you.