Virgin eyes

Next fashion, indoor sunglasses for men and high-tech green lenses for women.

M8, green eyes differentiate between your run of the mill nigga and tyrone. Same with white males. Maybe not as much impact in this generation, but next gen would definitely have chasers, "green eyes only" and stuff like that

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I think most of the chasers would be gay men

I would laugh so hard at how massively this impacts the world, virginity would be seen as something to be truly valued, people would go into marriage knowing their partner is theirs, what a laugh. I know the roasties will spin this to make the glowing green eyes bad but come on, who wouldn't want glowing eyes. Not even a virgin.

green glowing eyes would be pretty rad

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Women would become the foreveralone ones because they'll be marked as sluts as soon as they hit age 10. Meanwhile men would go extinct because they'll see even the ugliest, fattest, worst personality woman with non-glowing green eyes and thus kill themselves.

Imagine the cuckold porn tho. They would hire virgin guys for the part all the time. Keks would be had when at the end of the vid the guy goes all "Hey mom, I'm on the news"

Does whatever biochemical process know the difference between masturbation and sex? Like how does this work? Would we have issues of girls being penetrated non-sexually and losing their glowing green eyes? Would guys lose their virginity to a wank?

This would make society a lot more uptight and weird, I think.

Virgins are now revered for their magical wizard powers. The holy optical aura serves as a sign of victory over vice and temptation. They are windows to the furious elemental power within.

>Does whatever biochemical process know the difference between masturbation and sex?
i don't know. The human body is crazy

Its magic and/or receptors of sexually released hormones on your peepee and vagene

>see chad walking around with green eyes

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>nobody knows why its happening at first
>"BRAH WHY DO YOU HAVE GREEN EYES AND NOT ME AND STACEY?"

>anyone who's lied about it would be shunned
>finally be able to tell whether a hoe be lyin
>chads would be able to root out and bully the incels
>previously bullied betas who've smashed will raise in status
>you losers would hide indoors

>our eyes meet and we are locked into a psionic battle

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>Turns out masturbation and oral doesn't count
>Chad and stacy keep getting blowjobs and handjobs, and eaten out
>Still married to that rich beta at the end, after riding the mouth carrousel

>all the incels trying to hide it by wearing sunglasses inside like the fat kids that "hide" their rolls by wearing hoodies in summer

>not buying stock in sunglasses manufacturers

>pay hookers to steal the virginities of my fellow virgins
>my glowing green eyes become mega rare and valuable

>Its magic

Unacceptable. The hormones thing is the only reasonable explanation. When sex occurs the two types are exchanged through skin to skin contact of the sex organs, and the hormones/miroorganisms/chemicals/whatever of the opposite sex travel to the eyes and do some kind of combination thing that negates whatever reaction makes the eyes glow green.

This could be interesting to think about.

i still wouldn't want to lose it.

i already have green eyes glowing green eyes would be even better.

Could also be neurological, I'd imagine looking at fMRI while someone talks about sex could probably detect virgins pretty easily.

>Kids would shun the sexually abused
>Rape would be considered even worse
>You would know when your friends hook up
>Girls would be encouraged to be "proud of your true colors" by feminism
>People would lol at them , green eyes would only date green eyes, except for fetishists
>People would be like "how can this no-green date this greeeny"?! On this board
Keks would be assured

accurate originally

And the evolutionary basis would be that virgins need an advantage to breed for the first time, but once they manage they wouldn't need it as much, since they supposedly already had kids. Pretty cool desu

I imagine it would take awhile to catch on. Eventually after a few teenagers have sex, or some couples enjoy their honey moon people will start to figure out. The CDC and normalfags on social media would be going insane trying to study it, but would find nothing of value, and then just use it as an excuse to get more money that they direct to other projects.

In schools it would be extremely embarrassing for men. Women with glowing eyes would suddenly have a herd of Chads surrounding them. A few roasties would kill themselves after daddy realizes she isn't a virgin; social media scum once again go on a pointless hashtag campaign.

Priests enjoy it as a sign of purity. The Orthodox forms of Christianity change their garments a bit to match their eyes. A lot of Protestant churches go overboard and say it's a sign from God about how sinful the world is etc. Monks start wearing masks and veils to cover their eyes because they don't want any members to be shunned for not having them. Someone starts a cult saying he's responsible for what's going on. He attracts quite a few followers, but once he starts sleeping with the girls he loses his eyes. He's immediately replaced with another guy who does the exact same thing. This continues on and on until people figure out that glowing eyes = virgin.

Children with normal eyes would get a lot of sympathy, and courts would start seeing this as immediate proof that the rapist is guilty. Roasties would start abusing this for false rape accusations. It will also lead to people using their as a measure for what is and isn't sex. Virgins are paid to take part in money where they perform oral sex and other acts to see what technically counts as losing your virginity. Normalfags find out that oral or anal or something doesn't technically count, and then use it to justify being a massive slut.

almost definitely people would find a way to produce contacts that mimicked them, for fashion purposes

It would be nice to have glowing eyes.

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virginity is as made up a concept as the eye thing

Pretty accurate. Wonder how your kids would act , and how easy you would know that they got laid.

>get false accused of rape
>go to court
>reaching end of hearing
>'does the defense have any closing statements'
>take off ski glasses to reveal glowing bright green eyes

>The court still labels you as guilty because you inserted stuff, just not your dick
>"Green eyes arrested for rape"
>r9k picks it up, goes on a rant over toxic feminism
Keks. Full of keks

>murmur murmur

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just imagine these articles

>what having green eyes past 18 says about you
>"keeping green eyes is just a fad" Says psychologist goldberg
>why you should think about getting rid of your green eyes
>What its like being a girl with green eyes
>"my 13 year old daughter lost her green eyes" Says father "and thats ok"
>green eyes linked to health problems
>(celebrity) loses green eyes!?

>isis killing roasties on an industrial level

This. Let's start mowing down the bad plants

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think about all of the nuns that would be excommunicated

Nah, you can enroll without being a virgin

i hate (((normalfags))) so much

It'd finally motivate me to get a whore I think

It'd be a lot better if we could tell by their eyes instead of having to listen to them bitch about it. Or lie about it, if they're women.

If what you say was real, then i guess there would be a new market for colored contacts. Green contacts for roasties to seem more pure and normal colored ones for male virgins so that they can hide the shame of being one.

>but on blue contacts
>now glowing blue eyes
>thugs steal peoples eyes and sell them on the black market

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>More blind people
>More passion murders
>Dad murders daughter over losing green eyes

I'd buy a chastity cage to keep my virginity.
I would rather have glowing green eyes.

>at the age of 30 and over your eyes will change to the colour red and will become darke the older u get eventually turning pitch black

I would finally find out whether I was raped as a toddler. Also, these: .

Fucking normies would think green glowing eyes are actually cool and invent a way to produce fake green eyes (like and suggested). Kind of like what happened to "nerd culture".

>tfw no virgins-only monastery for nuns

The social status - sexual activity curve for women would initially go from U to downward linear, like in the old times. I say initially because a way to fake the virgin eyes would be discovered.

For men, the curve would stay the same (upward linear).