How come you still don't have a girlfriend user? Are you gay?

>How come you still don't have a girlfriend user? Are you gay?

What is your response Jow Forums

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My mom asked me that and I felt really insulted so I FLIPPED

>younger brother is total normie
>tall, attractive, decent physique
>has recently got (another) girlfriend
>parents and grandparents awkwardly tiptoeing around the question when talking to me
>to afraid to blatantly ask me

well at least i don't have to deal with it yet

"Not gay, just ugly. Thanks for the genes guys."

I'm not gay, I'm not straight, I'm not asexual. I'm just meant to be alone.

Im going to become gay because you didnt give me a gf.
Have fun having your family line die assholes.

I wonder if this would disappoint a father more or less than learning his son is gay

Haha
Jokes on you, my parents are divorced!

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call me gay one more time and ill rape you in your sleep dad

Fuck your mother if you want fuck

That would make you gay son...

that would also make you gay dad...

>Have a girlfriend yet? You know, if you're gay you can tell me, I'm not one of those psychos that will kick you out for it.
>"I'm not gay."
>Ok, thank god.

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The chance that I have of meeting a girl is 10%.
The chance that she would talk to me again is 10%
The chance that we would go on a date is 10%
The chance that she would actually become my gf is 10%.

Just do this unironically math and you would get the reason pretty quickly. I'm not even joking.

Dad walks in with me
>Son it's OK as long you are not gay
It's worse when the one who is taking care of you is telling you to fuck off of it's house.

Tell them I'm more focused with my education and making my own music than getting a partner. Tell them I'll get one someday and that I would rather sort myself out before I get a partner anyway. Seems only fair that I tell them the truth, I don't really give a shit about it anymore.

That's how I used to think. Before I tried to kill myself.

I've already gotten over that worst part of my depression. At this point I'm just in a kind of limbo phase, just trying to finish school. Stopped caring about getting a partner because it was getting me down.

this is quite a nice way of thinking about it.

10% on everything is a bit too harsh i think but it's still less than 10% in the end

Same . It hurt my feelings

*sigh* same. I got pissed. Then I got a gf and we got toys for her, including an anal thing. And she found it and Th ought I was gay putting it up my own ass even tho I wasn't . Feels bad man l.

you are very optimistic

Because no girl can stay interested in me for more than a week.