>dad found the rape ape
Think I'm going prison, guys...
Dad found the rape ape
What the fuck is a rape ape
>he doesn't know what a rape ape is
I'm gonna need you to get with the times gramps
>auntie found the illegal combinations of ones and zeroes
is this like a stuffed ape that you keep in your room to work out your rape fantasies on? i seriously don't understand user
Is this code for cp? What is rape ape OP? Did you keep a nigger girl locked up or what?
Greentext and context?
>sister found the smega smearing solvent
GOD DAMN ROASTIE STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS
>nancy found the neural neutralizer
It's over...
>An ancient Chinese ape called a Jue Yuan that would kidnap, rape, and impregnate human women according to legend.
>The Chinese say if a monkey lives 1,300 years it becomes a rape ape.
newfags
originally
Roofies? I bet it's roofies
>dad drowned in the diarrhea dungeon
Shit shit shit shit
>Sister sat in the shitty sling sifter.
serves her right....
>Cathrine found the cum conundrum
It's over guys I'm ending it.
>tfw got lost in the public bathroom maze
>brother boned the boomerang bong
how the fucking fuck did he find it?
>karen fell into the quantum cum cavity
>sister found the incest rape fantasy porn
fuck fuck fuck what do I do?
>He doesn't know about Africans
>mom found the piss pasteurizer
SHIT IT'S OVER
Sometimes a guy needs something close by to regularly relieve his stress into.
At least you didn't go to jail a virgin user, though this would change shortly thereafter
Isn't that the mod that killed /tv/
>dad found mom
*sigh* Ya try to keep em out but they just wont listen
>cocks shotgun
>Sister found the semen suction system
FUUUCK WHY DID IT HAVE TO END LIKE THIS
>Aunt found the Echida Enema
>nanny found the neghole nucleus
SHIT IT"S GONNA IMPLODE
>Dad found cum butter.