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Nothing I want more than to fuck Davina McCall in her arse desu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HELP SOMBODY HELP

>SPONCE MORINES

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nth for eating too much pizza and feeling very sick

>Davina McCall
Not a fan of the 'milf with abs' looks tbqhwyl.

wonder what maddy mccann is up to these days

Holly is superior

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surprise surprise 455

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must say I do find Mourinho's mind games quite interesting, seems he wants to put the team down to make them raise their standards higher maybe?

>mummi and daddi away
>normie brother occupied
drink it is
hngggg

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me uncle had a brief fling with her in the 90s lad....I dont know many details though

very, VERY dead

Koakuma kunny
lebobe

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Why not have a house party for the /britfeel/ boys?

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what song is this?

I'm not sure even dm lad could get here, let alone the lads that are half a country away

do you not prefer being alone lad? I was thinking today, I don't think I could take being NEET purely on the basis of staying here, I couldn't stay in this household anymore

Oh lordy would I do sex at her if you know what I mean

YES. I can give DM a lift.

So, are you a girl, then? or nahh

I probably could
>sp spikes my drink and chains me up forever

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I likea little bit of interaction a day. A good conversation over dinner is nice.
noooooooooo

Alexis isn't so bad after all

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>when women act shocked that their nudes are public

Hahahaha.

you apologised to your mum yet?
bully cunt

Not sure if you actually want to know or if you're memeing lad but
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Great song, great album, great group

Just got back from seeing pic related, gents. I'll post a review when I get back from picking up a draw.

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I bet you'd be such a shit sex slave. I'd probably just chain and gag you in the loft and make you work as a contract poocoder for meals
100% both

Did you pay her for sex or was this a tinder thing?

wouldnt you be shocked if your browser history suddenly becomes publicly accessible?

God she is so ugly. Does anyone else think she's ugly?

>better food
anyone of any race can cook any kind of food they want, how many kebabs shops does it take to make the systematic torture and rape of a million white schoolgirls worth it?
>better art
laughable considering that most shitlibs revel in the subversive disgrace that is modern 'edgy' art that is made for no other reason than shock value, however anyone of any race can make any kind of art, they aren't required to be in someone else's country to make great art
>bigger mix of people to learn from
learn what from? this is incredibly vague, were white countries of fifty years ago somehow less advanced by not having mass immigration from non-white countries?
>some foreigns are sexy, and mix race children are healthier
completely subjective - personally I find white people much more attractive than non-whites, how many half decent looking arabs does it take to justify the systematic torture and rape of a million white schoolgirls? also the whole 'race mixed kids are healthier' argument is bollocks, race mixed kids are usually more prone to disease, underachievement and mental disorders
>turning people away from your country because of the colour of their skin is racist
race is more than skin colour, we don't want to turn them away because of the colour of their skin we want to turn them away because of the real, measurable and predictable negative effects that they have on the native people when imported in large numbers

yeah I know you don't believe the shitlib arguments but it's good to know arguments against the plum line

Beware by The Death Grips

Yes, she forgave me. Though I obviously feel bad still.

important question; would you?
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>he's thinking about it
Going to be fucked at Lanc, lads.
Literally, it seems

Why do you have to lie on the internet, user.

i dont know about ugly but i know shes a fucking slapper who snorts coke off blokes dicks

I don't understand why people like fat chicks like that.

he posted yesterday about going to see her. I dont think he's lying. Dont think it was free either

NO!

No, in fact it partially is because lastfm records every youtube video I watch. The rest is just britfeel and bbc news.

>one of the britfeel lads finally cops off with a girl on britfeeel

lucky cunt

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both thanks, seen the ablum. cover alot

Decent post lad, just source the mixed race kids thing and a few "hate" facts about multiculturalism and you're pretty ironclad

were you recently daignosed with the gay or is it a long term condition?

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Escort

Some of us actually leave our bedrooms. You should try it

I went to Millfield school on a chess scholarship if you lads wanna play me? Didn't turn out good enough to go pro/semi-pro but I was good back in the day. Should I make a lichess game?

nah it's a prossie
she's okay in a 'whorish' kinda way I guess

Well there's got to be someone out there fucking her for free.
It's not a stretch to imagine that they might find their way here one day.

not him and she's clearly pretty ugly. You might want to check your eyesight, lad

>inb4 sagiri goes to Lancaster thinking sp is a girl then realises it is a character

>long shirt thing and leggings

Muh dick.

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>lad

sp is a girl and a lezzer, get it right.

Check it out lad, one of my favorite mixtapes
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Also Money Store is real good
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A lot of people take them for a meme but I love them

Lads be honest with me here. I have autism and recently I've been watchign a lot of anime.
I've started thinking it would be cool to use throwaway lines in real life from anime.

Would this be a bad thing to do? Would it just be cringey? In my head it would make me look cool and cultured, like the senpai everyone looks up to.

Why would anyone lie about shagging a prozzie?

it will be extremely cringy, I promise you

Do you not play any more or something?

It's a luxury many here can't afford.

I actually do this, but with Western show/films. I really cant comment on it being a good idea probably not that

Dunno about the 2nd one, you the lad who got the gay leather pup tattoo?
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I once unironically said the line "A storm approaches..." to a friend because I heard it in DMC3. I feel like I've been punched every time I remember it.

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it's a disgusting experience too

They're became a meme because a lot of their fanbase is teens with aspergers that browse /mu/ too much (them getting the director of Shrek to work on their new album doesn't help). But their first two albums are still pretty great

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Remarkably similar to Larkin Love but I can't quite put my finger on it...

sort of, I haven't entered a tournament in years and I definitely don't practice like I used to but there's a chess club at the university I live near that I go to most weekends
I know I'm not as good as I used to be either but that's from the lack of practice - not much reason to as you reach diminishing returns for the amount of time you put in very quickly when you're not playing competitively

if anyone wants to give it a go:
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>Larkin Love
hnggggggggggg

The what sorry? Not me lad, not even sure what you're talking about to be honest.

Limmy has a new show?
Why did nobody tell me!

Yeah I get it, it's just annoying that people discount them entirely because of it. Kind of similar to bands like the Butthole Surfers I guess
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I watched it yesterday. Was pretty alright, but maybe just a little too low-budget.

thinking of castrating myself lads

Lads, the bf asked me to cook a meal for us tonight for when he gets back from the pub. He hasn't got in touch so I gave up and ordered a Dominoes pizza.

Gutted because I was going to cook something healthy but slightly chuffed because I've got a shit pizza coming for just a tenner. Just wish I had a beer now.

good, sissy gurls should be limp at all time
I hope you're locking your boiclit up in chastity in the mean time

You're going to regret ordering that spicy meat feast when you're eating his ass later tonight.

hate benders tbqh

>The what sorry?
Some user got a tatto of this youtube.com/watch?v=_J09aeeBVtk

When was the last time you had giardia out of interest?

I know there are no girls on the internet but I am in fact a girl. No penis either.

I won't be sharing it. He should have let me know what he was doing. He doesn't deserve pizza.

xxxTen, asian cam girls and rum
it's a sad one

would rape you if i saw you in the street

Are we going to set up a proper britfeel meet up this summer or what?

Never.

>Your pizza will be delivered by Imran "Gets the Job Done"

Am I going to get Allah Akbar'd or raped, lads? I'm an adult so I don't think I'm at risk of being groomed.

Oh I'm with you. No that's not me though it's a cool thing to have as a tattoo. Don't know if I'd ever want something from a piece of media like an album or a game though

Miss my enhace shammy called xhsmaster, lads. fighting the urge to get back into wow

Thanks, that means a lot. I don't think you would rape me if you actually saw me though m8.

Is that a play on xhamster or am I just retarded?

fuck off you creepy larper

It's still weird that a major label let them use that album cover

I go through a phase like that every so often, I manage to tell myself that it'll just be a waste of money in the end because I stop after a few months like always
but seriously though enhance shammies are shit

>I'm gay by the way

Fucking can't stand you lot when you do this. Keep it to yourself.

What is your IQ in the street, what are you gonna do when we beef?

You're right lad. I thought it was hilarious at the time. I have an affliction lock called Ebolola too

would you prefer it if he put "the *f"?

>nhance shammies are shit

I'll have you know that I got my Tyrannical Gladiator title playing Turbo

Isn't this that ig girl? Isn't she American?

I haven't taken any official IQ tests but I'd say my book IQ is around 130 and my street IQ is around 115. I take pride in the fact that I have a fairly decent book smarts AND street smarts but I definitely recognise that one is better than the other with me. Having said that my street fight record is 7-0 so clearly it doesn't make too much of a difference.

Be better if you called it xshamster.