How do I get a titcow fembot?

Probably like sweat. Which makes it even hotter knowing her big knockers caused it.

Fuck.. would bust my white load deep into her womb

dvivibdifbeibdieb

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who is this original fertility goddess?

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Fugg
There was a black titcow here AND I DIDN'T BECOME HER PERSONAL BREEDING STOCK
WHAT THE FUCK?

fuck this thread i want flat chested qts

>4 years ago

she's probably married and lactating by now.

fuck she left

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that feel when r9k is full of lurking tittymonsters who hang out here silently and you would never know

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be my gf gfdgdsgdg

Honestly at this point in my life flat girls don't even register as female in my brain anymore; they just get put in the same category as traps and males.
I bet a bunch of the flat little boards are browsing this very thread as we speak; green with envy and filled with shame at their inadequate mammaries. Flat femanons should honestly just buy a bunch of cats already.

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Imagine how much thick white Chad cock has pumped and creamed her by now

Words can not describe that pic
Its like some interdimensonal kind of feel

If that's a squirtle then I'm an onyx

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Be a cool dude with a personality and you might get a shot. Course I'm gay as shit so my milkers are for women only

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Stop the porn dawnlading

What sort of things do you like? Tell me all about it.

>Looks at filename
Don't care, honestly

You can't just post something like that without showing a piece of the action.

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Anyone who kills themselves knowing that these mythical udder creatures exist is a fool.
Whenever you're feeling discouraged that you too could some day suck from those jugs.

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Fugg
Do you want to post a contact and we can talk about cute girls we want to eat out?

>took the time to reply despite "not caring"
Dumb flatty. Go buy some more boys' clothes.

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Well I'm a big loser who's been playing a ton of Bayo lately.
Nah, too gay for that.

Being a loser is good. If someone is a winner in this sort of society I would almost assuredly dislike them. What is Bayo? Is that what you like talking about?

What if I promise to show them to my sister later?
She's straight though

You channel their maternal instinct by making baby crying noises. Like that one guy did in that poker tournament.

Bayonetta. I sort of feel the same way, like when you see a perfect nuclear family. You just instantly assume the father has a murder room.

But in all seriousness the easiest way to get a titcow gf is just be yourself, if she's not into you then what's the point? You can't live off looks forever.

All the fembots here seem to be chestlets and even then they don't care for the real me

>just be yourself
I know that, robots are too stupid to understand what it means, it just means making an effort to show others your personality and be who you are so that you attract the sort of person who would really like you. Just the opposite of being shy and boring.

Anyway I am a woman so you do not have to worry about that, what is your discord?

True. My only mission in life is to be the cum dispenser to a thick cow breeder like one of these

But user
I'll never get to do that

not that guy but mine is anondump#4037

Go away you stupid loser.

>the only girl I know with decent tits is my sister
Life is suffering bros

>I don't even care if you're fat.
id prefer if they were fat

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Whats wrong with me?
You said just to be myself
robot censor blox

You are not being anything at all, I have no idea who you even are, you are just sexually harassing a random person that you do not know.

sorry I thought that sexually harassing somebody on an anonymous posting board was impossible
guess I was wrong

gf has 36JJ juggs if anyone wants to ask me anything. I gots her through pure luck, before anyone asks, she had been camouflaging her tits all her life

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what is there to ask?
Post pics

>tfw knew a titcow femanon on this board
>tfw have a titcow gf now from r9k

Just get a titcow femanon guys it's that easy.

>she had been camouflaging her tits all her life
how does one do that?
post pics

Why does never femanon i talk to have B cups then?

*every not never

>how does one do that?
Some pattern tops do it well, especially if they're dark colours you can often hide the shape with them. On the night we met she had spent hours with her sister trying on tops looking for one that camouflaged her boobs. There's also the option of loose scarves that come down over the neck and can hide the shape of massive boobs. And there's also the option of baggy clothes or big jackets to hide her shape when she's out and about.

She became really good at hiding them until I kind of asked her to wear sundresses and stuff to show a little cleavage during the summer time.

>post pics
here

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holy shit that's massive
how much does she weigh
I might jerk off to that pic

Exactly! "Just be yourself" is a meme here but it's true. Plus having a personality is nice, not just talking about a single thing. Less so to find girls but to broaden your horizons.
Hard not to be fat with udders like that
It's shitty harassment considering we can just look away but it's still technically harassment. Which is why I don't give enough information for people to know me.

MOAR robotetc

moar stories pls.

orasriasorrrgingggano

can confirm that girls successfully do this camouflaging thing
my gf is a D cup, and while not titty monster level they are still the biggest tits I've ever seen irl
she wears loads of loose clothes and I honestly thought she was flat when we started dating because of how slim she is. A very nice surprise when I finally saw her naked after weeks of dating.

Is this kaitiecali or no? Ring on finger

Need moar if legit or names aaaah

>kaiticali
No, it's my gf the one I was telling stories about here I can't really think of any more, I told the ones about the postman having a grope and the young fellas at the pool in the screenshot.

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Mother of God. Any full nudes of her? Has she been preggo yet?

Fugg

Dammit
If I keep coming to this place and seeing fellow posters having all of my dreams I'm gonna blow my brains out

Most chicks with big tits I've come across also like anime.
Its like a sign from God.

Titcow with huge milkers here, ask me anything.

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>ask me anything.
Be my fucking gf.

Would you show them too me?
I'm so lonely and I'm afraid no girl will ever show me hers

you like tcgs?

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Her name is Quads

do you rub your nipples?

>Has she been preggo yet?
Oh yeah, pregnant at the moment with our third kid, she's a real baby machine. Here she is with our first

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Bra size? I wear a 36G

If you don't mind showing a pic, that'd be nice.

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Got a stockpile of images of her? Those udders are gigantic, how big again?

How big does a fembot have to be to be considered a titcow?

STOP LIVING MY DREAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Thank God you are not wasting hat potential.. I was ready to be disappointed.. but I am not.

Feel free to post whatever more of her.. any where she exposes them in full Glory? Nips and all?

>how big again
36JJ most of the time, she's been up to 38K while at her heaviest before getting pregnant, and then when lactating she's gone up as far as 38LL for a few weeks after giving birth (she got them measured while lactating because we were gonna get her a specially made bra, but the lady in the shop was like ''we can't get Bras that big, sorry'')

Anyway, when not lactating or extra-fat, she's 36JJ

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please post pic or discord pls...
We'll be good we promise

why would i wanna do that
no, taking nudes is ng
no, in school i always tried befriending the tcg people but it didn't go anywhere
a-are you fat? i wear a 32ddd but it goes up and down depending on the brand
girls with small boobs usually have more sensitive nipples

Not nudes you can leave something to the imagination
>why would i wanna do that
Because I would literarily take a bullet for you
>I've seen people make it out alive with bullet wounds anyways

is 200lbs fat? Not like I'm crushing people
Wonderful! I always love seeing more cattle in the wild!

>no, taking nudes is ng
Didn't ask for nudes specifically, but if you don't want to post pics of yourself at all that's okay too. This is a no-bully zone.

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>is 200lbs fat?
Unless you're really tall, yeah.

What political party are you?

i lurk >rebbit to find the titmonsters that post in those big tit advice subreddits. i think there was one with some 28LL juggs

t-that's slutty. my body and soul are pure
do you get back pain. i always hear about it but luckily i don't have it yet. i hate running and jumping though. i used to wear three sports bras for gym class in middle school but they still pop out. luckily in high school i didn't do running for gym.
i would've voted for trump if i left my house

>my body and soul are pure
Fugg
You're tugging on my heart strings

>trump supporter
>big boobs
>likes anime
>not slutty
Pls post some kind of contact info...

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The kind that would derail a thread.
Not overly, maybe a kink here and there but I don't think it's cause of my udders. I didn't get these until after high school, I was a C up until a few years ago
Then I guess I'm cattle.

Pls post moar. Ravioli

Reminder to all you fembots that the simplest way to increase your chest size is to start lactating.

Also, just imagine how much the guy you like would appreciate you if you yourself were a significant source of his daily nutrition.

200lbs is considered to be obese if you are under 5'9" I think. However, if you have very big boobies that might not be so bad since they account for a part of the weight, maybe 5-10 pounds I dunno?

I'm actually really happy with my weight, I'm not a pig but I've still got chub. Like a proper barn animal

You're perfect
I would feed you lots of yummy things my princess

bobs pls

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>Then I guess I'm cattle.
Good. Cow is my ideal body type.

what music do yall like?

>Then I guess I'm cattle
How interesting
My primary use for you would be cuddles and breeding stock :3