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Have you lads achieved any milestones this year?

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ah yes, we've had note of this infestation. We're working with operation yewtree to determine who of the trips are nonces and will eradicate them with extreme force.
sure. Just don't watch TV until it's paid
prank calling 999 is a criminal offense.

I haven't received my state issued girlfriend yet, if I don't get one soon I join ISIS

This post does not represent the views of the poster, and is purely satirical

SATIRE IS NOT AN EXCUSE. YOUR FINISHED SUNSHINE

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hi osifer
this but unironically

>Got a job
>Opening a new bank account
>Moved house
Its all coming up Millhouse

shame, often wish we could all be frens who knew each other in person, would help having the support of each other (or at least make being ourselves more bearable)

u
youtube.com/watch?v=jdM9HDI33AY

and I was going to say, I don't think I could be arsed ever doing a home meetup, it's too tedious for me
what would work well would be a uni one as funnily enough I'd be closer maybe next year or something

also lads, wheat crunchies are shit

You're a good lad SP
Have a qt catgirl

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Yeah theres been a problem with dispatch, think their running low specifically on qts.

Hang on...no issues with me not having a tv licence? No police rushing to my door with a warrant? You're not the emergency services at all! Why are you larping lad?

Not illegal to have no TV licence. well within your rights there mate.

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In your defense I did order a redhead and they are in short supply but come on, I'm getting antsy here

my friend called me a nigger yesterday. He is black and I am white. He thinks this behavior is ok and acted as if it was some sort of friendly gesture

He's well within his rights. You're looking at 25 to life for repeating such words

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>wheat crunchies are shit
is it going to be a box up boiu?
yea, many of us are likeminded. Uni meetups are far less awks
alri nig?
hgngnggggg
you 2

>went from KHHV to V

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*whistle sigh*
Yep, that'll do it alright. Red heads are out of stock at the moment, Beast from the East caused delays and with it being Spring, its not their season yet, wouldnt want to burn them.
Been waiting on one myself.

You could go via alternative shipping dating, but its a farce.

Well officer when I say white I mean I am a pakistani, but there's little difference, is there?

>went from respectable son to thing of shame

not currently residing in Rotherham are you?

>you will never look like Morrisey

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Yeah lad, not falling for that one again. hey but thanks for checking into it for me and good taste in women as well. We'll get there in the end. You get some sort of employee discount on qts for working for the bureau?

Telford, sir. Been here since the 80's

I made friends with the kid I bullied, t-that's ok right?

bit far south of my jurisdiction there. Let you off with a warning

>sp posts near incomprehensible

here comes the cute typo posts

why ahasnt there been a good lie marie jonhnson post in like a fuckign yuear

no you're an asshole using someone you ruined to make yourself feel better, but instead you are just two sad lonely people and it's all because of you.

Where my wrestling chads at?

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post one yourself then you fanny

Is there an algorithm that filters threads on here, cos I just posted something about my dick and next minute I just see a load of threads about dicks.

I know that's nothing particularly unusual but it was disproportionate. I've noticed it with other stuff too.

reporting in with some Mickie

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Sagiri is trying to groom me

How are you all doing?

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>you
the issiue is that she doens;t post any good pics anymoee

That's a very wholesome post friend
I'm okay thank you, just listening to music. Don't feel like doing much, ate too much pizza and now just zoning out a bit. How're you lad?

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well then there's the answer to your retarded question.

In fairness to myself I didn't "ruin" him, he was already exploited by lots of people. But in the end I was one of the only people who would listen to him and was irritated at how people disregarded him or took pity on him. I'm a flawed person though for sure

wish I had a cute girl to cuddle with right now

Based Mummy Mickie

is this sp? if so, patrician taste, that girl used to get me excited o-on TEENS react

Took you months of orbiting freaky trannies on here though, could have just used an escort to preserve a bit of dignity.

You're both massive normies anyway

MILFie James is the saviour we all need

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sounds like another noncing trip trap, will look into it immediately

Sounds comfy, what are you listening to? I'm just laying in bed, having a nosey in a few threads.

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>tfw long term slagfu
no u brianlet
me 2

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Nice night so far of EDF and HOTS, girl being cute and having lots of banter. Chatting to some lovely cute lads and lass's tonight as well.
Getting pretty sleepy already now though.
*pats bed* who wants to join me for a snuggle?

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At the moment I'm listening to some New Order, it's very comfy indeed. Hope gook moot blesses you with top threads tonight lad

gay ass anime bitch

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>brianlet
You were saying, faggot?

No, but I would like to get you arrested you nonce

oh deer, dear

youtube.com/watch?v=3LY3ftiLqmE
comfy

>*pats bed* who wants to join me for a snuggle?
Is this how Jun lures in the vulnerable bois?

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Just watched Silence. I love the book and it was a really good adaptation but it made me realise that I think I hate all movies

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Jun is a boi in denial

I'm so desperate for human contact I'd be okay with cuddling with a boy

Jun is a creepy wrongun

Help, M[REDACTED] has been grooming me and I can no longer escape.

Jun is a friendly niceun

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YO THIS DUDE'S GAY HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOW HAHAHAHA

I think a depressive episode is starting to kick in again

so how are you guys?

>think about Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash
>wonder why he didnt just pretend his name was Jim or Frank instead of getting into fights all the time
>call myself a brainlet becuase the song is a metaphor for accepting who you are and standing up for yourself
>call myself a fedora for over analysing a cowboy song
fuck my brain lads

Just head down the boozer and meet some mates lad.

Top tip.
Don't listen to "The Chicken In Black"

haha Sophie BLACKED (haha get it the car's black)

Hey, I have a first counseling session next week. Anyone done this before. If so, what can i expect?

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Usually get a blowjob at your first one.

I have been researching rent boys.

ain't it a cruel twist of fate that lots of robots end up working in customer service jobs? Or is it the opposite, a fitting way for anons to build up confidence

he haw heh
git aut
is it cbt fren?

Watch a few twitch streamers and I'm getting the impression a lot of them ignore people in chat unless they're real life friends or they donate shitloads of money.

Sat on a bus earlier, was ok

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it's the latter mate. You're kind of user in customer service anyway because you're just the employee, not the person.

same with more traditional camwhores laddy, i just watch them to find some qt accents now, my personal favourites are eastern euro, aussie and south african

>a bus on saturday night

what the FUCK were you thinking user? dont let me catch you doing something like that again

THIS LOOKS LIKE LANCASTER UNI BUS IT'S EVEN FULL OF STUDENTS
alri honk fren

got the chance to buy this for 250

Motherboard M5A97 LE R2.0

CPU AMD FX6300 6 core overclockable to 4GHZ

Aftermarket CPU cooler COOLMASTER

60GB ssd for OS

1 TB HDD

16 GB BALISTIX DDR @1600mhz

ASUS NVidia GTX 1060 3GB

Would it play wow and overwatch at a decent fps, lads?

sliced my foot and it's mildly uncomfortable. I don't want to get a plaster though because I have no idea where they are

Bus wanker!
Bus wanker!

not on highest settings, but dial down a bit and it'll be fine yeajh

Go asked /t/ or /vg/, better yet work it out yourself

Some friendly thats going to ask you lots of open questions, take your time to easy yourself it to it lad

Might handle Jetset Willy.

just counseling i think. In my assessment, i had real trouble communicating so im trying to prepare.

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post legs froots

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Well lads Im going to call it a night.

Goodnight, and sleep comfy.

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wrong turn 5 on horror channel + 1 just starting, just missed the sec scene though, legs watch and get comfy laddos

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Is there any class of human scummier than letters?