ITT: all of the boards on Jow Forums become a tribe in the amazon rainforest

ITT: all of the boards on Jow Forums become a tribe in the amazon rainforest
> /s4s/ has only 1 adult in the tribe, everyone else is a teen or child

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>everyone else is a teen or child
How do I join this tribe?

you have to despise lewd things and be a great shitposter, only then can you join /s4s/

>you have to despise lewd things
You can't take away my reason for wanting to join in the first place.

>Jow Forums is an all male, homosexual tribe.

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no, /y/ is the homosexual male tribe, Jow Forums would be the one with terrible hunters, gatherers, and builders of all the tribes.

Survivor tribes
>Jow Forums
with dat innawoods survival
>Jow Forums
Faintness and brute force
>/lit/
Knowledge
>Jow Forums
Anger and order

/tv/ has alot of big guys

/b/ would be a goddamn clusterfuck

Jow Forums would fucking kill off the weak ones among them, amass into the next reich and spread like a virus

Jow Forums would probably be the first tribe to die out

remove Jow Forums and /lit/ and add /out/

/his/ actually bands together and avoids making senseless decisions based on arrogance, proceeds to slaughter all the other tribes in a preemptive strike and turns the jungle into a utopia mixed on a healthy mix of individualist and collectivist principals with a fair and benevolent legal system.

Part of /mu/ forms a tribal drum, didgeridoo, chanting, and woodwind circle in an attempt to unite other tribes in peace before another part of /mu/ chimes in...
>"lol u plebs actually think chants matter? It's about the instrumentals and composition fags"
Infighting immediately begins in the /mu/ tribe.

But /y/ is a nomadic tribe and its influence traveling across the boards made the Jow Forums tribe to become a lot more gayer than it was before

inb4 polfags ruining this thread by posting stupid power fantasies

> /y/ being nomadic
really?
i thought they would be stationary and spend all their time worshiping a giant dick god and drawing gay porn

Is the tribe white? If so, gotta worship Celtic gods my nibba.

They want to spread their ideology of ass blasting and dick worshiping to other tribesmen so that they won't be the only one doing so.

hahahaha all the fat fucks at Jow Forums surviving thats funny. Jow Forums has a better chance at surviving than Jow Forums

You're forgetting /out/

What clothing doies our tribe wear? I hope it's extremely little.

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/out/ ubers out into the woods with their 10k dollars worth of lightweight gear per person and proceed to throw candy wrappers on the ground while stomping on snakes. They take pictures of the landscapes and go fishing with pictures of anime girls.

>avoids making senseless decisions based on arrogance
>proceeds to slaughter all the other tribes in a preemptive strike
pick one

>naked tomoko "dressed" as a native American
That's some... specific porn, user.

>Jow Forums
They would be the first to die (from embarrassment, once they collectively find out that none of the users are white)

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>/tg/ regularly organizes raiding parties to attack the lands of neighboring /y/, mistaking them to be elves